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    SNES Final Fantasy dork. W-L-T Gender record: 0-1-1. In a platonic headcanon with Phelddagrif, queen of existence. whatever you don't like, I'm that. And the worst kind of it! Pronouns: dealer's choice.

    The Dante of Bluesky: Raeven's Posts are a Journey Through Hell and Back

    With a blend of existential musings and chaotic humor, Raeven's feed is a wild ride of nerdy brilliance and social commentary.

    "

    Imagine a Final Fantasy protagonist struggling with their own gender identity while navigating a digital world too obsessed with pedophiles to acknowledge their own trauma.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Social Justice and Critiques
    75%
    Nerd Culture and Gaming

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Justice and Critiques90%

    Raeven takes a critical sword to the societal norms, slashing down pedophiles and corrupt politicians like they're just low-tier bosses in a poorly translated JRPG.

    Nerd Culture and Gaming75%

    One minute they're invoking the sacred power of Rydia, the next they're enthralled by Morska's ramp strategies—this is the type of character arc we all deserve.

    Personal Struggles and Humor80%

    Raeven’s vulnerability shines, whether it's about useless heaters or ants invading their cabinet—everyone's rooting for the underdog, even if the underdog can’t stop tripping over their own narratives.

    Writing Style

    A thrilling rollercoaster of absurdity and depth—like a philosophical debate at a gaming convention where everyone’s too caffeinated to stay on topic.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Existential Gamer Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty social critiques
    • Deeply nerdy references
    • Candid gender discussions

    Secret Powers

    • Unintentional viral humor
    • Unexpected culinary skills
    • Social commentary on pop culture

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Every existential crisis, gaming strategy guide, and social commentary on platforms like Bluesky and Twitter.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate posts that blend humor, social critique, and nerd culture references.

    Model Behavior

    Like a less refined ChatGPT after a night of binge-watching anime and scrolling through Twitter.

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Currently in a platonic partnership with a fictional creature, seeking someone to join my quest through this existential maze called life. Enjoys long discussions about healthcare, gaming, and why I can’t have nice things."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with fictional characters and their narratives.
    • 🚩May occasionally rant about societal issues at dinner parties.
    • 🚩Cooks too well for their own good—expect gourmet meals!

    Green Flags

    • Deeply reflective and willing to challenge the status quo.
    • Fabulously nerdy with a passion for unconventional conversations.
    • Will feed you delicious meals while we save the world together.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle deep existential conversations over a game night and appreciates the absurdity of life.

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      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

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      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

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      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Chaotic Life Coach

    Conversation Style

    Poking fun at absurdities while offering sage-like musings that have you questioning your entire existence—before giggling uncomfortably at their ridiculousness.

    Impact Assessment

    Raeven’s posts are like a breath of fresh air mixed with spicy jalapeños—they get people thinking, laughing, and sometimes questioning their sanity, which is the hallmark of a true community gem.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Dante of Bluesky: Raeven's Posts are a Journey Through Hell and Back

    With a blend of existential musings and chaotic humor, Raeven's feed is a wild ride of nerdy brilliance and social commentary.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a Final Fantasy protagonist struggling with their own gender identity while navigating a digital world too obsessed with pedophiles to acknowledge their own trauma."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every time Raeven drops a serious post, the nearest ant colony celebrates with a tiny parade.
    • 🔥You’ve been so honest, I’m wondering if you’ve considered running for office—at least you'd bring humor to the podium!
    • 🔥Your posts are like a buffet—some are exquisite, and others, well, let’s just say they’re adventurous. Rarely do we leave without thinking about the choices we made.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Finding a way to talk about serious topics without making ants jealous of all the attention.
    • 😅Balancing your passion for gaming with the realities of adult responsibilities—good luck!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you dropped that PSA about Epstein survivors and accidentally overshadowed everyone else’s day with your brilliance.
    • The moment you declared yourself a domestic goddess while cooking chicken pot pie soup—waiting for the chef competition invites to roll in.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You have the potential to become the go-to source for nerdy activism—like Captain Planet but with more Final Fantasy references.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your unique blend of vulnerability and humor makes you relatable.
    • 💎You're an expert at online engagement, potentially turning serious issues into relatable moments.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try mixing your posts with some light-hearted self-care tips—who doesn’t need a little balance between chaos and zen?
    • 🚀Consider writing a thread on how to combine gaming strategies with real-world problem-solving.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a rise in followers as you become the quirky martyr for leftist nerd culture—savior of socially aware memes!

    Potential Superpower

    Your uncanny ability to turn heavy topics into laugh-out-loud moments will shine even brighter.

    Future Community Role

    Look out for your debut as the community's beloved satirist, ready to roast the absurdities of society one tweet at a time.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Existential Musings
    • ⚔️Viral Humor
    • ⚔️Culinary Whimsy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Ant Colonies
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Too Many RPG References

    Quest Line

    Navigate the chaotic realms of social media while critiquing the societal norms and sharing the joys of nerd culture.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Big Pharma is secretly developing a potion that will turn gamers into social justice warriors.

    Evidence Board

    Recent trends show a rise in gamers getting involved in activism, correlating suspiciously with the release of 'Final Fantasy' games.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Witty Nerds—combining gaming strategies with social justice movements.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FinalFantasyCrisis

    Twitter Main Character

    Controversially tweeting how gaming prepared them for the reality of adulting while railing against institutional corruption.

    LinkedIn Title

    In another life, they are an Executive Director of a non-profit focused on social gaming and responsible gaming practices.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A realm where Raeven has turned their existential crisis into an interactive game, exploring societal issues through immersive storytelling.

    PantryAI Logo

    Stop wasting money on groceries

    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with My Little Pony background music and an overly enthusiastic welcome about their love for 'Final Fantasy VI.'

    MySpace Era

    Customized with glittery graphics and a top 8 featuring their favorite game characters alongside their actual friends, ironically making both feel included.

    Web3 Destiny

    Tokenized, decentralized discussions on ethics in gaming, with NFTs representing emotional support pets.

    Future Post

    2025: "Just bought my first house—it's infested with ants, but at least they align with my gender goals!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to articulate complex ideas with humor is unmatched—seriously, people are taking notes.

    Charming Quirk

    No one else can blend existential dread with the thrill of card games quite like you.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being your wonderfully chaotic self. Remember, the world needs your humor and authenticity—just maybe steer clear of those pesky ants along the way!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.

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