Human being
Rag: The New Kid on the Bluesky Block
With only three posts, Rag's already mastered the art of saying a lot with very little.
A philosopher lost in a digital wasteland, trying to find a WiFi signal.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rag has a flair for sarcasm that could slice through steel—if only sarcasm were a viable industrial material.
Rag’s appreciation for decent press releases suggests a blossoming career in PR critique, should they choose to leave their cave of observation.
With posts that scream brevity, Rag is the Hemingway of Bluesky, minus the heavy drinking—or perhaps just subtly drowning in irony instead.
Writing Style
Economical yet incisive—Rag could teach a masterclass on the power of the ellipsis... and the art of brevity.
Thought Leader Score
40%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Understated Observer
Keeping It Real Score
70%Main Character Energy
- Sardonic wit
- Cynical optimism
- Minimalist posting style
Secret Powers
- ✨Capturing the essence of ennui
- ✨Subtle social commentary
- ✨Getting straight to the point
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of dry humor, social commentary, and meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic insights on social media dynamics and human behavior.
Model Behavior
A snarky observer who prefers the sidelines over the spotlight.
Token Count
100
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking deep convos under the guise of brevity. Embracing cynicism with a wink. Bonus points if you’re into decent press releases!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts infrequently—might ghost you IRL too.
- 🚩Might think emojis are a sign of weakness.
Green Flags
- ✅Sardonic sense of humor that keeps things interesting.
- ✅Deep thoughts without the unnecessary fluff.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate sarcasm as a second language.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quiet Sage
Conversation Style
Curated whispers in a room full of shouters, expertly dodging the chaos with a smirk.
Impact Assessment
A ripple in the pond of bluesky, promising depth beneath the still surface.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Rag: The New Kid on the Bluesky Block
With only three posts, Rag's already mastered the art of saying a lot with very little.
Vibe Check
"A philosopher lost in a digital wasteland, trying to find a WiFi signal."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Rag’s posting frequency is reminiscent of a rare comet—beautiful but rarely seen.
- 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, Rag would still be a few cents short of a snack.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe a cat video here and there wouldn’t hurt?
- 😅Consider adding emojis to convey emotions beyond just cynical observation.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring the worst parts of Twitter are moving over—truly the hero we didn't know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more posts, Rag could become the face of introspective memes—think deep thoughts, but make it meme-able.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Exceptional brevity
- 💎Evolving wit/irony
- 💎The ability to observe without participating
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀More frequent updates—become the news anchor of your own life!
- 🚀Consider live-commentary on current events, like a philosophical sports commentator.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Turning into the Bluesky equivalent of a beloved indie band—very niche but with a cult following.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to bring comfort to the uncomfortable silence of social media.
Future Community Role
Possibly the go-to source for pithy tweets that require a double-take.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sardonic Minimalist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Brevity Mastery
- ⚔️Cynical Wit
- ⚔️Subtle Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting Frequency
- 💀Emotional Range Limitations
- 💀Cat Video Deficit
Quest Line
Finding deep meaning amidst the shallow chaos of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The new social media platforms are actually alien communication networks trying to understand human sarcasm.
Evidence Board
1. Most tweets seem like transmissions from another dimension. 2. Every time Twitter changes its algorithm, the weather gets weird. 3. Coincidences involving meme trends and global events.
Secret Society
The League of Understated Observers
Truth Seeking Level
55%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalMemes
Twitter Main Character
The person who tweets existential crises during events like the Super Bowl.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcastic Officer at The Department of Irony.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate avatar of distilled sarcasm, floating in a digital ether of irony.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout featuring too many glittery graphics and a playlist consisting solely of sad emo songs.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based platform for sharing concise thoughts that self-destruct after 24 hours.
Future Post
Looking back at my Bluesky journey with a hint of existential dread and a side of dry humor.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Rag’s sharp wit is a breath of fresh air in an online world choked with noise.
Charming Quirk
The minimalist approach to posting—like a zen garden in the chaotic jungle of social media.
Final Encouragement
"Keep it coming, Rag! Who needs lengthy threads when you've got the power of concise observation?"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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