Just a swiftie living for the hope of it all | IndyN2 ✨ | 92%er | elder millennial xennial | dog and boy mom | social scientist | what a shame I went mad when all I do is try, try, try
A social scientist with a side of sarcasm—Rebecca Harkness critiques life one post at a time.
A mix of heartfelt Swiftie fandom and sharp social observations, seasoned with a dash of humor.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Rebecca’s Thanksgiving posts read like a manifesto against the holiday—she’s basically the Grinch but with a side of gluten-free rolls. Who knew being anti-Thanksgiving could be so relatable?
Her Taylor Swift appreciation is like the North Star for her followers—bright, guiding, and occasionally a little dramatic. If Swifties had a UN, she'd probably be the ambassador.
Rebecca tackles social issues like she’s on a crusade, armed with nothing but a keyboard and a sarcastic flourish. If there’s a hot take, she’s definitely about to pour it into her post.
A delightful mix of observational humor and candid truth-telling. If her posts were a drink, they’d be a spicy margarita—sharp, tangy, and potentially life-altering after a couple too many.
Your online personality exposed
The Witty Curmudgeon
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Taylor Swift lyrics, Thanksgiving grievances, social science research papers, and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Create nuanced commentary infused with humor and Swiftie references, focused on social issues and personal anecdotes.
Like a hybrid of GPT-3 and a sassy Swiftie on a soapbox.
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"Just a passionate Swiftie who believes in the power of music and social critique. Seeking someone who can appreciate a good nihilistic rant and knows the difference between stuffing and dressing."
A fellow Swiftie who doesn’t mind skipping Thanksgiving dinner for a Taylor Swift concert.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Swiftie Conscience
Engaging yet slightly confrontational—she’s here to chat, but she’s also ready to throw down if you dare mention pumpkin pie.
Rebecca invigorates the Bluesky community with her passion, especially for those who share her love of Swift and disdain for Thanksgiving. She’s like the friend who reminds you to stay true to yourself and, if necessary, order takeout on turkey day.
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A social scientist with a side of sarcasm—Rebecca Harkness critiques life one post at a time.
"A mix of heartfelt Swiftie fandom and sharp social observations, seasoned with a dash of humor."
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Your character progression
If you really leaned into your DIY skills, you could be the Martha Stewart of Swifties—just with more glitter and fewer fruit arrangements.
Your future, decoded
Rebecca will become a go-to source for both Swiftie lore and anti-Thanksgiving sentiments, a galactic symbol of resistance during the holiday season.
The uncanny ability to turn any mundane topic into a philosophical debate, keeping even the simplest conversations fresh.
An essential voice advocating for genuine connection, all while dodging poorly cooked turkey puns.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Swiftie
To spread Swiftie wisdom while dismantling the traditions of an overly commercialized holiday.
Your conspiracy detector
Thanksgiving is a corporate ploy to sell more rolls and turkey.
1. The sudden spike in roll sales post-Thanksgiving. 2. A lack of original Thanksgiving recipes from the 1800s. 3. If you rearrange 'Thanksgiving' you get 'I’m giving thanks for my existential dread.'
The Anti-Thanksgiving Alliance—where Swifties unite to raise awareness about gluten-free alternatives.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/SwiftieCurmudgeons—dedicated to those who love Taylor Swift but refuse to participate in turkey day.
The one who goes viral for an anti-Thanksgiving tweet while simultaneously advocating for Swift-inspired protests.
Chief Sarcastic Officer at 'Swiftie Affairs'—promoting the fusion of music and social critique.
Ultimate Swiftie with a library of Taylor Swift songs that also includes a documentary on the evils of Thanksgiving dinner.
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Your digital time warp
A MySpace page with a custom playlist featuring all of Taylor's breakup songs—because who needs Thanksgiving when you have heartache?
A Swiftie NFT collection that funds a directory of dog trainers specializing in zombie apocalypses.
2025: 'Revisiting my Thanksgiving hatred—new strategies for coping with relatives: Thanksgiving Escape Plans 2.0!'
Wrapping up your story
Your wit and humor shine through every post, elevating the Bluesky feed to dizzying new heights.
You have a particularly endearing knack for blending heartfelt posts with tongue-in-cheek humor, making every scroll feel like a ride on a rollercoaster—refreshing yet slightly terrifying.
"Keep posting your unfiltered thoughts, Rebecca! The world needs more Swifties living boldly, armed with sarcasm and the occasional DIY disaster."
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