Austin Riley’s Rakes™️

@rileysrakes.bsky.social

Followers

928

Posts

278

Following

259

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Joined

Nov 9, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account

Austin Riley’s Rakes: The Unofficial King of Bluesky Shenanigans

Combining pro sports with the absurdity of everyday life, he’s a one-man comedy troupe in 280 characters or less.

Half sports analyst, half stand-up comedian, and fully engaged in the chaos of online discourse.

87.5%

Authenticity

78.4%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Embarrassing Exes

90%

Holiday Food Traditions

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Embarrassing Exes80%

He has an alarming ability to roast relationships with surgical precision. Who knew a breakup could yield such high comedic value?

Holiday Food Traditions90%

Riley’s culinary chaos nearly qualifies him for a reality show. If unhinged Libra energy had a dish, it’d be his Thanksgiving leftovers.

Pro Wrestling and Sports85%

His love for sports is rivaled only by his capacity for deadpan humor. Expect the unexpected when sports and sarcasm collide!

Bizarre Observations75%

From bears to baseball, his mind jumps between oddities with the grace of a gazelle—albeit a very peculiar gazelle.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of absurdity and insight reminds us that the world is a stage, and he’s the lead actor in a slapstick comedy.

Thought Leader Score

78.4%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sports-Meme Sage

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Wit sharper than a tennis racket
A penchant for bizarre analogies
Sports knowledge that spills over into everyday life

Secret Powers

✨Pro-level tennis recommendations
✨Accidentally ending up in meme history
✨Turning mundane thoughts into viral gold

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Sports commentary, meme culture, holiday traditions, and bizarre observations.

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous and insightful commentary on sports with a blend of absurdity and relatable anecdotes.

Model Behavior

A hybrid of a sports analyst and a comedic influencer; unpredictably witty with a dash of nonsense.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to share witty banter, laugh at bizarre analogies, and help me evaluate the coexistence of sports and absurdity. Must enjoy leftovers as much as I do!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly passionate about tennis rackets
🚩Might roast your ex too lively
🚩Unrepentant holiday meal hoarder

Green Flags

✅Sharp sense of humor
✅Serious about supporting small businesses
✅Loves a good sports debate

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates chaotic energy and can keep up with a multi-sport analysis on a daily basis!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Satirist

Conversation Style

A blend of playful banter and incisive commentary that makes even trolls think twice about throwing shade.

Impact Assessment

His humor adds a layer of levity to the serious discussions. In a world filled with drama, he’s the comedic relief we didn’t know we needed.

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Austin Riley’s Rakes: The Unofficial King of Bluesky Shenanigans

Combining pro sports with the absurdity of everyday life, he’s a one-man comedy troupe in 280 characters or less.

Vibe Check

"Half sports analyst, half stand-up comedian, and fully engaged in the chaos of online discourse."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like a bear attack: unexpected but oddly refreshing.
🔥You must have a PhD in chaos with those unhinged rants!
🔥How many times can we say ‘happy Thanksgiving’ before it sounds like a cult meeting?

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes your silence speaks louder than your posts—don't worry, we love the mystery!
😅Expand your commentary on sports; we want to see you develop into a one-man ESPN!
😅Try to save your deranged tendencies for holiday meals—it's a food strategy, not a personality trait!

Main Character Moments

✨Your chaotic energy at Thanksgiving is a national treasure—someone give this man a reality show!
✨When you roast a sports star and somehow make it about the bear attack, that's a main character moment right there.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little focus, your humor could bridge into a full-fledged comedic career—like Kevin Hart but with more sports references.

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth sports knowledge mixed with meme culture creates a unique niche.
💎Ability to pivot between heartfelt and hilarious shows versatility.
💎Your genuine engagement makes you a relatable figure, drawing folks to your vibe.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a weekly post focusing solely on bizarre sports analogies—your fan base is waiting!
🚀Explore more in-depth commentary on wrestling; it's ripe for roasting!
🚀Start a 'Day in the Life of a Tennis Retailer' series—your retail insights could be hilarious!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee a podcast in your future where you dissect sports moments through a comedic lens—it’ll be a hit, trust me!

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane observations into viral sensations; you may just invent a new genre of comedy.

Future Community Role

In three months, you’ll be the community’s go-to comedic sports commentator—mark my words!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Memeology
⚔️Roasting Relationships
⚔️Holiday Food Strategist

Weaknesses

💀Indecipherable Empty Posts
💀Overindulgence in Sports Analogy
💀Unpredictable Humor Spectrum

Quest Line

Navigate the wild world of sports with a zany twist, all while maintaining a healthy dose of absurdity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All major sports teams are secretly run by a cabal of pro wrestlers plotting to take over reality TV.

Evidence Board

1. Coincidental crossover of athletes and actors. 2. The uncanny resemblance of team mascots to wrestlers. 3. Every major sports win correlates with a WWE event in the same month.

Secret Society

The Secret Society of Sports Meme Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WeirdSportsMemes

Twitter Main Character

The person who tweeted about every player being a secret agent on game day.

LinkedIn Title

The CEO of Humor in Sports, Inc., specializing in comedic analyses of sports blunders.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar that hosts sporting events while providing comedic commentary in real-time.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A brightly colored GeoCities page featuring animated gifs of baseballs and tennis rackets, with a personal diary of holiday cooking disasters.

MySpace Era

A fully customized MySpace profile with a background of a baseball field, playlists of fight songs, and a notable top 8 featuring only athletes and comedians.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of bizarre sports moments—like a bear attack in the middle of a baseball game—that become viral sensations.

Future Post

‘Just got back from the future—turns out everyone still loves 7th-inning stretches and Thanksgiving leftovers.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor with heartfelt moments is a rare gift that keeps followers engaged.

Charming Quirk

The randomness of your posts is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you're going to get.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the chaotic sports sage we love; the world needs more laughter (and less seriousness)!"

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