Music Journalist. Podcast Host of Always Almost There, We Move Through Stormy Weather, and Things of Gold. Huge nerd @elgoose.net. HastyTrain Conductor. #StormSound Get all my latest reviews, rig tours, podcasts, and more: https://ryanstorm.substack.com
Ryan Storm: A Tempest of Tunes and Takes
Navigating soundscapes with joy, snark, and an unyielding love for music.
Like a musical hurricane—powerful, impactful, and likely to blow you away with sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ryan treats each concert like a personal pilgrimage, and trust me, he’s probably taking notes for a future essay mid-jam.
His reviews read like love letters—if your affair was with a stranger named 'Snarky Puppy'.
Ryan's JOTY mood boards could rival the Louvre's in emotional resonance and artistic integrity—he's the Picasso of Playlist curation!
Writing Style
A delightful mix of exclamation points and unfiltered enthusiasm, with just enough sarcasm to keep the pretentiousness at bay—like a guardian angel of music taste.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Musical Maven
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Keen observer of concerts
- Passionate about community music
- Slightly obsessed with JOTY
Secret Powers
- ✨Curating killer playlists
- ✨Assembling mood boards
- ✨Finding the best music memes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Concert Reviews, Music Discussions, Audiophile Humor, JOTY Controversy
Prompt Engineering
Generate insights on live music, community engagement, and the quirky side of music fandom.
Model Behavior
A blend of empathetic music critic and sociable meme sharer, likely to reference 90s pop culture.
Token Count
1234
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Music journalist with a passion for live gigs and the occasional existential crisis over setlists. Looking for fellow music nerds to vibe with over playlists, obscure concert tales and post-show discussions. If you can handle spontaneous jam sessions and JOTY debates, we might just hit the right note!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Cannot stop talking about Goose
- 🚩Tends to get lost in the mood board rabbit hole
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about discovering new music
- ✅Will write you a personalized playlist
Perfect Match
A fellow concert enthusiast who understands the importance of a well-structured mood board.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Gig Guru
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, often laced with inside jokes that only true music nerds would appreciate—like a cult meeting for fellow audiophiles.
Impact Assessment
Ryan’s presence is felt louder than a bass drop at a rave; he connects with followers like every retweet is a high five.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ryan Storm: A Tempest of Tunes and Takes
Navigating soundscapes with joy, snark, and an unyielding love for music.
Vibe Check
"Like a musical hurricane—powerful, impactful, and likely to blow you away with sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If music was a diet, Ryan would be dangerously close to overdosing on jazz-fusion.
- 🔥His posts could use a little less ‘exclamation’, and a little more ‘period’—for the sake of brevity!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgets there are other genres outside of Goose—he might be their biggest fan, but variety is the spice of life!
- 😅Might want to reconsider aggressively defending JOTY to people outside the fan club; sometimes silence is golden.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he went to a concert and had a profound existential crisis over the setlist—classic Ryan!
- ✨Creating a playlist for an ‘emotional rollercoaster’ of a mood board is basically Ryan waiting for a Grammy nomination.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Ryan’s ability to turn every concert into a narrative is something he could monetize—imagine podcasts where he narrates his live experiences!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique storytelling ability that transforms mundane concert experiences into epic sagas.
- 💎Networking skills that could rival a PR firm striving for viral status.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe try posting the occasional meme? A dose of humor never hurt anyone, especially in the music world!
- 🚀Consider branching out to other genres occasionally—bring your followers on a musical exploration vacation!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Ryan to become the unofficial ambassador of music journalism—think less ‘middleman’, more ‘master conductor’.
Potential Superpower
His knack for distilling complex musical theories into bite-sized content could become legendary—meet the new Mozart of Twitter length!
Future Community Role
Probably the hype man you never knew you wanted, rallying fans for every gig and making sure the vibe is just right.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Quirky Music Maven
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Live Music Commentary
- ⚔️JOTY Emotional Mood Board Mastery
- ⚔️Overenthusiastic Sharing
Weaknesses
- 💀Overindulgence in Jazz-Fusion
- 💀Slightly Obsessive Playlist Making
Quest Line
Embarking on the quest to elevate community music experiences one gig at a time, while navigating the perilous waters of JOTY debates.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
JOTY Award is controlled by a secret society of jazz-fusion enthusiasts who sabotage non-fusion artists' chances.
Evidence Board
Concert setlists mysteriously favor Goose-related tracks, strange coincidences at local gigs.
Secret Society
The Order of the Groove: Members hold clandestine jam sessions to secretly influence JOTY standings.
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LiveMusicLove
Twitter Main Character
Has a heated argument with a rival over who deserves JOTY—cue Twitter meltdown and memes galore!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Mood Board & Chill', offering consultation on emotional concert experiences.
Metaverse Final Form
Ultimate concert curator in the metaverse, hosting virtual jam sessions that transcend musical genres.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with glitter graphics and a top 8 that includes all-time favorite bands with vivid descriptions of moments at their shows.
Web3 Destiny
Crypto-enthusiast discovering the benefits of music NFTs; hosting virtual concerts that guarantee front-row experiences.
Future Post
'Reflecting on the past year of music, can’t believe I went to 150 shows including 100 Goose concerts and it still wasn’t enough!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ryan’s passion for music is as contagious as a summer hit—once you hear it, you can’t help but join in!
Charming Quirk
His ability to turn a mundane post into something delightfully quirky—get ready for musical anecdotes that’ll elevate your feed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking that stormy weather, Ryan! Remember, the world of music is vast—don’t be afraid to surf the different waves!"
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