UK | Milton Keynes | London | Leeds Business Retention & Transformation | Org Productivity | Data Engineer | Comedy Writer All views my own My stack: https://open.substack.com/pub/teamory
When life gives Jahan lemons, he turns them into witty observations peppered with insights.
Imagine if a data engineer joined a comedy troupe—buckle up for productivity with punchlines!
"Your content DNA, decoded
From health centre rants to dark political reflections, Jahan serves up hot takes like a Michelin-starred chef on a food truck—raw, honest, and possibly a bit too spicy for the faint-hearted.
His posts about business retention are like self-help books that forgot they're supposed to be dull—engaging enough to make even the most disinterested CEO sit up and take notes (or scroll through their phones less).
Jahan's reflections on screen time are a poignant reminder that even his kids may not escape the inevitable doom scrolling, but at least someone is trying to save humanity one cute dog pic at a time.
Jahan's prose hops between serious insights and playful jabs, like a comedian walking a tightrope over a pit filled with existential dread and emoji-laden memes.
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The Witty Strategist
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of data engineering articles, comedy scripts, and social commentary from various online platforms.
Write with a blend of humor and insight while being relatable to professional audiences.
A mix of insightful data-driven AI and a stand-up comedian who just discovered Twitter.
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"Data engineer by day, comedy writer by night. Looking for someone to share laughs and perhaps a digital detox. If you love cute dog pics and can tolerate my toilet cleaning stories, swipe right!"
Someone who appreciates both deep conversations and dad jokes!
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Bluesky's Sweet Sarcastic Advisor
Engaging yet unfiltered—seriously insightful rants paired with a sprinkle of humor that leaves followers both laughing and pondering existential questions.
With a knack for making discussions deep yet digestible, Jahan's contributions feel like the intellectual espresso shot everyone didn't know they needed.
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When life gives Jahan lemons, he turns them into witty observations peppered with insights.
"Imagine if a data engineer joined a comedy troupe—buckle up for productivity with punchlines!"
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Your character progression
With a few more viral threads, Jahan could elevate his influence to the level of a digital deity.
Your future, decoded
Expect Jahan's posts to gain traction at a rate only matched by the rising cost of avocados!
A transformative ability to turn mundane business jargon into relatable comedy gold—watch sales teams roll with laughter and insights!
Soon, he’ll be the go-to guru of Bluesky, hosting live threads as the unofficial ambassador of wit and wisdom.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Comedian
Navigating the minefield of social commentary while crafting hilariously poignant insights.
Your conspiracy detector
Businesses are secretly run by sentient AIs that are just waiting for the moment to take over the world, starting with our productivity apps.
Frequent minor glitches in work software + odd AI-generated emails = robot takeover?
The League of Unproductive Data Engineers.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/OverlyAnalyzedHumor
That one guy who constantly tweets about toilet cleaning while solving world hunger with spreadsheets.
CEO of an up-and-coming startup that makes toilet-cleaning apps revolutionary.
A holographic comedian giving inspirational TED talks—while cleaning virtual toilets.
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Your digital time warp
Profile with an auto-playing theme song about productivity, scattered with glittery backgrounds and GIFs of puppies.
A decentralized platform for sharing data-driven comedy performances that revolutionize the humor industry—the blockchain of laughs!
Just tried out the latest productivity-boosting tool and it turns out... it only makes my toilet cleaning faster.
Wrapping up your story
Jahan's sharp intellect coupled with his comedic flair makes him a breath of fresh air on Bluesky.
His posts are like a surprise package—each one revealing more wit, wisdom, or the occasional toilet drama.
"Keep the humor flowing, Jahan! After all, who else is going to remind us that the world is absurd, while also keeping us grounded in productivity?"
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The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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