Back
    F
    Bluesky

    FPL Schadenfreudist

    @schadenball.com

    Followers

    912

    Posts

    152

    Following

    126

    Packs

    1

    youtube.com/@fplscript co-host 🇮🇳,🇪🇸. ManUtd fan. Bruno zealot. Chess, Cricket, Maths. EV modeller. Correlation ≠ Causation. SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO. UCL Fantasy model - uclmodel.com #FPL | #UCLFantasy | #SDT | #FanTeam

    The Schadenfreude Chronicles: Where Fantasy Meets Fandom

    A deep dive into the highs and lows of a fantasy football aficionado with a penchant for banter.

    "

    Like a spirited football match on a Friday night—full of excitement, a dash of melancholy, and expertly crafted memes.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Fantasy Premier League (FPL)
    90%
    UEFA Champions League Fantasy (UCL Fantasy)

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Fantasy Premier League (FPL)95%

    Their FPL insights are like a well-aged wine: complex, occasionally frustrating, but ultimately rewarding if you can afford the entry fee of brain cells lost to spreadsheet calculations.

    UEFA Champions League Fantasy (UCL Fantasy)90%

    Mixing football stats with a sprinkle of drama, their UCL posts are like a soap opera, but with more emotional roller coasters and fewer commercial breaks.

    Football Banter88%

    Every post is a pitch-perfect jab or a heartfelt cheer, often leaving you wondering whether you're at a football match or a comedy show featuring a very specific niche of the audience.

    Writing Style

    A delightful blend of numbers and memes, like an Excel spreadsheet found on a TikTok meme account—unexpectedly hilarious and oddly informative.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Analytic Fanatic with a Side of Whimsy

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about FPL
    • Sharp wit and humor
    • Knowledge of multiple sports

    Secret Powers

    • Deciphering cryptic football analytics
    • Throwing shade like a pro
    • Crafting memes faster than Salah scores goals

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of sports analytics blogs, meme culture, and football banter recordings.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate whimsical insights on football stats while engaging in playful banter.

    Model Behavior

    Like a hyper-analytical version of Siri with a penchant for sarcasm.

    Token Count

    2048

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone to share the ups and downs of FPL and can tolerate my endless banter about Salah and VAR. Must love memes! Let’s analyze stats together and laugh about our fantasy fails."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent complaints about player performances
    • 🚩Overly invested in fictional fantasy football drama
    • 🚩Unreasonably high expectations for Salah

    Green Flags

    • Offers in-depth stats during dinner
    • Experience in crafting memes from FPL mishaps
    • Can handle debates about football until dawn

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can explain the offside rule while also knowing the latest TikTok dance.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Analyst and Cheerleader

    Conversation Style

    Engagement feels like a friendly debate at the pub: spirited, grounded in statistics, with occasional drunken laughter (and maybe some tears) over a missed penalty.

    Impact Assessment

    They add a splash of humor and intelligent discourse to the often-chaotic waters of fantasy football discussions.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Schadenfreude Chronicles: Where Fantasy Meets Fandom

    A deep dive into the highs and lows of a fantasy football aficionado with a penchant for banter.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a spirited football match on a Friday night—full of excitement, a dash of melancholy, and expertly crafted memes."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥More spreadsheets than a corporate accountant with a fantasy team.
    • 🔥Once tweeted so much about FPL, I half-expected to see their stats in a government report.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Perhaps consider talking about a sport other than football? Asking for a friend.
    • 😅Balancing emotional investment in teams with the statistics might be a lifelong challenge.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they claimed a player was destined for greatness... only for that player to score more own goals than points.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their analytical skills, they could host a fantasy workshop that leaves attendees both informed and confused in equal measure.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎In-depth knowledge of niche stats that could make baseball fans weep for their own numerical excitement.
    • 💎A comic delivery style that could make even the most mundane transfer news feel like a blockbuster movie plot.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Maybe ease up on the sarcasm when posting about players' poor performances—think of their feelings!
    • 🚀Consider branching out to a podcast to mix analysis with some live banter.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Their predictive models might soon be heralded as the new 'moneyball' of fantasy football, making them the Bill James of soccer.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to predict player breakouts before they even happen, like a football Nostradamus, just without the cryptic poetry.

    Future Community Role

    The analytical sage of Bluesky, guiding other fans through the murky waters of fantasy decisions with wit and wisdom.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Fantasy Aficionado

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Statistical Sorcery
    • ⚔️Meme Alchemy
    • ⚔️Banter Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking every FPL decision
    • 💀Incessant jinxing of players
    • 💀A thirst for validation that rivals Salah's goal count

    Quest Line

    To conquer the world of Fantasy Football while creating a legacy of laughter and statistical insight.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The FPL is secretly a government experiment to keep citizens distracted while they come up with new taxes.

    Evidence Board

    Weekly match outcomes follow a pattern corresponding with lunar cycles and player injuries—definitive proof!

    Secret Society

    The League of Fantasy Overlords—meets every full moon to sacrifice our captain choices to the Fantasy Gods.

    Truth Seeking Level

    77%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FantasyFootballAnalysis—where they’d debate weekly transfer strategies like ancient philosophers.

    Twitter Main Character

    Vows to never log into FPL again after Salah blanks two weeks in a row, only to tweet about him right after.

    LinkedIn Title

    Data-Driven Fantasy Football Consultant, helping executives haphazardly optimize their weekend lineups.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Legendary Stat Whisperer, guiding lost souls in the virtual stadium of Zuck's metaverse.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities-themed page filled with glowing GIFs of football players and horrendous FPL advice written in Comic Sans.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decorated with player posters, custom songs featuring football anthems, and an oddly relatable blog about rotating captains.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized FPL league on the blockchain where players vote on who to bench, no refunds on decisions!

    Future Post

    "Just traded Salah for a bottle of water and a bag of chips. Worth it? #FPL"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their ability to weave humor into statistical analyses stands out in a sea of serious discussions.

    Charming Quirk

    Regularly referencing anime and gaming in a football context, like a true modern-day bard.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing the joy and the pain of fantasy football—because, honestly, if we wanted to be serious, we wouldn't be on Bluesky in the first place!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

    Previous Roasts

    @darksolace.bsky.social

    85%
    80%

    Dark Solace: The Enigmatic Hero of Gaming and Grievances

    C

    Caitlin Vander Weele, PhD

    @caitvw.bsky.social

    88.5%
    82%

    A PhD in Quirkiness: Meet Caitlin Vander Weele, Social Media's Newest Neuro-Culture Maven

    L

    Leo Darutto

    @darutto.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    The Bluesky Wizard of FPL: Leo Darutto Unplugged

    M

    Matt Lune

    @mattlune.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Matt Lune: The Dad Who Roasts & Raises Geekdom

    N

    Nadu

    @naduwingedwisdm.bsky.social

    92%
    75%

    Nadu: The Winged Wisdom of MTG Twitterdom

    M

    Merry ChristMATT

    @mattsayshello.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Merry ChristMATT: The Social Media Santa You Didn’t Know You Needed

    J

    Jodie Ingles

    @jodieingles27.bsky.social

    91%
    85%

    Jodie Ingles: The Cardiogen Wizard of Bluesky!

    B

    Brian Kibler

    @bmkibler.bsky.social

    95%
    80%

    Brian Kibler: The Dog Whisperer Who Deadlifts Like Thor

    J

    Joshua

    @einsteinsarcade.bsky.social

    85%
    80%

    Joshua: The Hunter of All Things Weird and Wonderful

    A

    Ame 🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️

    @ame.monster

    85%
    78%

    Ame Monster: The Gaming Muse of Bluesky

    F

    FPL Bert

    @fplbert.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    FPL Bert: The Captaincy Conundrum King

    L

    Leonard Zhang

    @l30n4rd.bsky.social

    80%
    10%

    Leonard: The Unwritten Legend of Bluesky

    T

    Thomas Preece

    @thomaspreece.net

    85%
    70%

    Thomas Preece: The Multi-Faceted Marvel of Bluesky

    C

    Cassia Rowland

    @cassiarowland.bsky.social

    92%
    87%

    Cassia Rowland: Crime-Fighting Crusader or Public Service Fanatic?

    M

    MacKenzie Lehn (they/them)

    @jasonlehn.bsky.social

    85%
    65%

    Welcome to the 💙💙 Kingdom

    T

    TheRealJDub

    @julianwest.me

    95%
    80%

    The PowerShell Wizard of Bluesky: Coding the Way to Viral Stardom

    J

    Josie and Chance

    @josie-and-chance.bsky.social

    90%
    70%

    Paw-sitively Charming: Josie and Chance Take Bluesky by Storm!

    L

    London Mac User Group

    @lmug.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    A Jolly Tech-Tastic Christmas with LMUG!

    H

    Hirek Bosz

    @hirek-bosz.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    The Enigmatic Life of Hirek Bosz: A Culinary Philosopher with a Dark Sense of Humor

    @yoshvision.bsky.social

    78%
    65%

    Yoshvision: The Musical Diary of a Jamband Crusader