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    Shannon Burns, PhD

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    Assistant Professor of Psychological Science & Neuroscience at Pomona College in Claremont, CA

    Welcome to Shannon’s Brainiac Circus!

    Where neuroscience meets social media chaos—buckle up for the brains and banter!

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    A delightful blend of academic insight and quirky humor, like a TED Talk at a comedy club.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Computational Neuroscience
    75%
    Teaching and Student Engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Computational Neuroscience90%

    Shannon seems to be on a mission to recruit the smartest minds in the field, making job postings sound like a romantic dating ad—'If you love computational processes and are looking for a long-term research relationship, swipe right.'

    Teaching and Student Engagement75%

    In a world where notoriously dull stats classes exist, Shannon’s self-awareness about being 'cringe' could very well turn those class frowns upside down, like a statistical analysis gone right!

    Interpersonal Communication Research80%

    Her passion for understanding the neural underpinnings of conversation dynamics is rivaled only by her pursuit of mutual agreement in online debates—what a noble quest!

    Writing Style

    Witty, insightful, with a side of academic jargon that makes even the nerdiest discussions seem like light reading—think Shakespeare meets a science textbook.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Neuroscience Nerd with a Comedic Edge

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Curiously engaging
    • Witty academic
    • Community-oriented

    Secret Powers

    • Meme-making with scientific theories
    • Converting stats lectures into stand-up routines
    • Navigating academic job markets with flair

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast array of psychology, neuroscience literature, and playful internet culture.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful, humorous content that bridges academia and social media.

    Model Behavior

    Like a blend of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian with a PhD in neuroscience.

    Token Count

    650

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Neuroscience nerd seeking fellow brainiacs and comedic souls! Must love stats, Python, and the occasional philosophical debate. Swipe right if you want to explore the wonders of interpersonal communication!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Incessantly talks about academic job postings
    • 🚩Might drop a stats lecture at awkward moments
    • 🚩Being 'cringe' is a lifestyle choice

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about teaching and research
    • Witty and self-aware
    • Open to humor in academia

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can balance deep conversations with light-hearted banter—bonus points if you enjoy discussing consciousness over coffee!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Neuro-Guide

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, with a touch of humility that feels like a warm academic hug—just don’t squeeze too tight, she might be writing a paper!

    Impact Assessment

    Her posts are like gold stars on the forehead of the Bluesky community—brightening the day while encouraging deeper thought.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Welcome to Shannon’s Brainiac Circus!

    Where neuroscience meets social media chaos—buckle up for the brains and banter!

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of academic insight and quirky humor, like a TED Talk at a comedy club."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥When it comes to engagement, Shannon's posts are like an academic conference—great ideas, but only a handful of interested parties.
    • 🔥Her balance of humor and academia is admirable, though every now and then it feels like she’s inviting us all to a study group that dwindles to just her and one awkward student.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Would it kill her to throw in a cat meme or two? We're not all here for just hard data!
    • 😅The amount of academic job postings is impressive but also feels like an episode of 'Who Wants to Be a Professor?'—all stakes and no drama.

    Main Character Moments

    • When discussing decision-making in studies, she says, 'Often, dichotomous claims are a fundamental aspect of doing science'—little did we know we were in for some profound plot twists!
    • Documenting the aftermath of a successful stats class as if she’s just emerged from a battlefield—complete with wounded pride and a sense of victory!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If Shannon were to lean a bit more into her humor, she could easily transition from academic to viral sensation—think TikTok meets TED Talks!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Connection of serious topics with light-hearted commentary
    • 💎Ability to engage followers through insightful questions
    • 💎A knack for blending scholarly pursuits with accessible language.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Post more visual content—how about some engaging infographics that even a neuroscience novice can appreciate?
    • 🚀Create a weekly series where she humorously debunks common neuroscience myths—'Did you really think you could boost your IQ with brain snacks?'

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Shannon's social media presence will evolve into a thoughtful blend of research insights and humorous takes, leading to her becoming a sought-after speaker in both academic circles and comedy clubs.

    Potential Superpower

    Her ability to translate complex neuroscience concepts into relatable jokes could earn her a fanbase that rivals the world's top comedy icons.

    Future Community Role

    As the go-to source for psychological insights laced with humor, she might just become Bluesky's favorite 'Professor of Laughs'.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Academic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Empathy
    • ⚔️Statistical Sorcery
    • ⚔️Recruitment Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalyzing memes
    • 💀A tendency to think in hashtags
    • 💀Academic jargon overload

    Quest Line

    To explore the unexplored realms of psychology and neuroscience while fostering community engagement.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The academic job market is a front for an underground society of brainiacs controlling the narrative of higher education.

    Evidence Board

    Job postings are actually coded messages to recruit the enlightened few for a secret think tank—brain snacks included.

    Secret Society

    Society of Witty Neuroscience Wizards (SWNW)

    Truth Seeking Level

    77.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/NeuroScienceQuips

    Twitter Main Character

    A viral debate on the ethics of consciousness featuring emojis and academic jargon.

    LinkedIn Title

    Empowered Neuro-Connector who leads workshops on humor in academia.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic professor delivering lectures in a virtual amphitheater, complete with memes and animated graphs.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to My GeoCities! Here’s my stack of personal research, a couple of cat gifs, and an unsolicited advice column for neuro nerds.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: ‘Science is Our Love Language’; layout featuring brain diagrams and quotes from famous neuroscientists.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized network of neuroscience enthusiasts sharing brainwave NFTs and meme-based research findings.

    Future Post

    Just published a groundbreaking theory that cats are actually the most effective stress relief due to their neurochemical fluffiness.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Her unique blend of intellectual rigor and playful humor sets her apart, making her posts not only informative but genuinely enjoyable.

    Charming Quirk

    Whether she’s inviting us to consider job applications or the intricacies of neural processes, there’s always a sense of warmth that invites engagement.

    Final Encouragement

    "So keep those brain waves flowing, Shannon! The Bluesky community is here for the knowledge, the laughs, and the occasional cat meme!"

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