Engineering manager. Web developer. Walking database of useless facts. Beer & kebab enthusiast. Views are my own. So are my models and controllers. (He/him)
The Curious Chronicles of John Shepherd: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos
A beer-loving web developer who seems to moonlight as a walking podcast of randomness.
Half insightful, half absurd—it’s like reading Shakespeare while binge-watching cat videos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Seems to have a sixth sense for technology blunders; if a system is going to fail, you can bet John's got a front-row seat. It’s like he’s the tech version of a canary in a coal mine, just without the singing.
John’s take on any topic can pivot into an absurdist punchline—it's like a bad sitcom where the laugh track never stops. Seriously, ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’ as a horror story? We’re here for it!
His posts are like a rollercoaster with no safety bars. One moment he’s contemplating the existential dread of Google products, the next he’s lost in the depths of farmers’ conspiracies. Buckle up, folks!
Writing Style
A delightful mix of stream-of-consciousness and meme-inspired brevity. It’s as if he’s typing with one hand while holding a kebab with the other—delicious but a bit messy!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Saucy Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Random yet insightful observations
- Dark humor
- Berating technology like a disgruntled IT support
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating bizarre yet relatable memes
- ✨Turning serious topics into comedic gold
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of web development, tech news, meme culture, and absurdist humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful humor with a touch of dark absurdity, drawing from technology and everyday frustrations.
Model Behavior
A chaotic mix of a meme generator and an IT support specialist with occasional philosophical outbursts.
Token Count
555
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Engineer by day, meme magician by night. Let's dive into the absurd together while sipping some beers and ordering kebabs. If you can appreciate the darkly funny side of tech, we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get lost in bizarre tangents for hours.
- 🚩Might post cryptic messages instead of having actual conversations.
Green Flags
- ✅Understands that 'random' can still be deeply profound.
- ✅Loves a good beer and kebab combo—what more do you need?
Perfect Match
Someone who can provide witty banter and appreciates a blend of dark comedy with insightful tech discussions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Court Jester
Conversation Style
John’s replies are like the unexpected punchline at the end of a bad joke. Everyone waits for it, and when it lands, it’s pure gold (or at least copper).
Impact Assessment
He breathes life into the community like a flat soda desperately needs carbonation. It may fizz out occasionally, but when it bubbles, it’s entertaining!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Curious Chronicles of John Shepherd: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos
A beer-loving web developer who seems to moonlight as a walking podcast of randomness.
Vibe Check
"Half insightful, half absurd—it’s like reading Shakespeare while binge-watching cat videos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has a knack for posting the same level of chaos as a toddler at a candy store.
- 🔥Posts like a poet in an essay-writing competition—there's brilliance hidden amidst the disorder!
- 🔥The amount of chaotic energy in each post could fuel a small city.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅He could tone down the number of cryptic posts that sound like they come from a fever dream.
- 😅John might want to ease up on the 'random' factor—just a smidge. Sometimes we need context, buddy!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declared himself the discoverer of stolen apes—there's a Pulitzer-worthy subplot right there!
- ✨Turning mundane tech frustrations into existential crises—give this man an award for drama!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he embraced some structure to his chaos, John could become a widely-regarded thought leader in tech humor.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A keen eye for absurdity in the mundane.
- 💎Ability to connect with a diverse audience through humor and horror.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate visual content—memes and images could elevate those thought-provoking posts into shareable treasures!
- 🚀Implement a 'theme of the week' approach to build anticipation; Tech Tuesdays or Witty Wednesdays could work wonders.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
With a bit more focus, we’re looking at John as the satirical newsletter king of the tech world in not-so-distant future!
Potential Superpower
Transforming everyday tech frustrations into viral memes—a true alchemist of the digital age!
Future Community Role
He could evolve into the go-to guy for tech advice sprinkled with humor, paving the way for an entirely new genre of engineering content!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tech Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Random Insight Delivery
- ⚔️Absurd Humor Generation
- ⚔️Tech Critique Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Simple Problems
- 💀Lack of Post Structure
- 💀Unintentional Cryptic Messaging
Quest Line
Navigate the treacherous landscape of tech mishaps while dispensing absurdist wisdom to those in need.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Farmers are conspiring with tech companies to replace all kebabs with kale wraps.
Evidence Board
Strange encounters with farmers and techs—are they plotting something or just sharing recipes?
Secret Society
The Kebab Illuminati: A clandestine group ensuring the supremacy of meat on skewers.
Truth Seeking Level
67%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AbsurdTechFails
Twitter Main Character
The person who goes viral for revealing how many times they've crashed their work laptop this week.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Engineering and Absurdity at a startup that specializes in turning tech frustrations into meme materials.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that combines a kebab and a laptop—ready to discuss tech while enjoying a virtual barbecue.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a Top 8 full of tech memes and the all-important playlist titled "Kebabs & Code."
Web3 Destiny
Will become the first digital kebab NFT artist, selling absurdist interpretations of kebab culture in the metaverse.
Future Post
"Just found out I’ve been using my laptop as an actual space heater—there’s the innovation we need!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His knack for blending dark humor with tech musings is unparalleled—seriously, who else would think of ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’ in distress?
Charming Quirk
John’s unpredictability makes every scroll through his profile feel like a delightful game of chance.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the chaos coming, John! The world needs more weirdos who can make us laugh while rolling our eyes. Remember, the weirder the tweet, the broader the grin!"
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