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    Simon Hawthorn

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    Public transport Portfolio Sponsor (for my sins), mountain walker and lapsed archer, ex-charity director, Autistic & ADHD. Unreformed kayaker. Atypical podcaster. Democracy author. Might try and do some more travel soon! He/They 🏳️‍🌈

    Simon Hawthorn: The Flamboyant Quizmaster of Public Transport and Trans Rights Champion

    With the enthusiasm of a quiz host and the heart of a social justice warrior, Simon’s feed is a ride through public transport, disability awareness, and rambunctious canine adventures.

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    A delightful blend of intellect and whimsy, sprinkled with the chaos of everyday life.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Disability Rights
    85%
    Public Transport

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Disability Rights90%

    Simon navigates the complex waters of disability advocacy like a seasoned sailor, adeptly steering through politically-charged waters while tossing in the occasional joke to keep the mood afloat. It's a masterclass in thoughtful advocacy that even a casual observer can't help but appreciate.

    Public Transport85%

    His posts about transport are less 'boring pamphlet' and more 'adventurous quest'—who knew train schedules and urban surfing could be riveting? If public transport was an Olympic sport, Simon would be holding the gold medal while sipping an artisanal coffee bred from the beans of bureaucratic victory.

    Personal Anecdotes80%

    Simon’s tales of quirky adventures keep us chuckling, whether it’s a 4 am dog urgent pee or a surprise rock garden visit. His life is the sitcom we didn’t know we needed, with unpredictable plot twists around every corner (well, mainly transport-related).

    Writing Style

    Simon’s writing is a delightful cocktail of sharp wit and earnestness—think Martin Amis meets your favorite late-night talk show host. One moment he's discussing trans rights, and the next he’s informing us why a certain moon in our solar system has a denser atmosphere than Earth’s. Few can traverse topics with such grace while still making you giggle.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Advocate

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about public transport
    • Eloquent defender of social issues
    • Humorous storytelling style

    Secret Powers

    • Hosting engaging quizzes
    • Whipping up social commentary with flair
    • Curating thoughtful discussions

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of social advocacy content, wit-laden travel logs, and canine commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate a witty yet insightful commentary on public transport and social issues while discussing the intricacies of being neurodivergent.

    Model Behavior

    A quirky combination of a passionate activist and a witty stand-up comedian, merging advocacy with light-hearted anecdotes.

    Token Count

    350

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    Bio

    "Adventurous quiz master seeking a partner for civic engagement and occasional dog walks. Let’s argue about the best transport routes and then sip coffee afterwards! Must appreciate chaotic dog energy and transport-themed banter."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Often up at 4 am due to dog drama
    • 🚩Engages in long-winded discussions about the local bus timetable
    • 🚩May challenge you to quiz duels over dinner.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate advocate for social justice
    • Quirky sense of humor that keeps things interesting
    • Enjoys spontaneous adventures and good conversation.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate the intricacies of public transport and knows that a rock garden visit isn’t just a day out, it’s an epic journey.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Social Conductor

    Conversation Style

    Encouraging and salient, Simon engages in discussions that range from the profound to the amusing, often finding a way to sprinkle humor into pressing topics that resonate deeply with others. His replies to others are like the secret sauce in a gourmet sandwich—unexpected yet essential!

    Impact Assessment

    Simon's presence acts as a cheery beacon guiding followers through the often murky waters of political discourse, ensuring important issues are highlighted while reminding us to take a moment to chuckle.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Simon Hawthorn: The Flamboyant Quizmaster of Public Transport and Trans Rights Champion

    With the enthusiasm of a quiz host and the heart of a social justice warrior, Simon’s feed is a ride through public transport, disability awareness, and rambunctious canine adventures.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of intellect and whimsy, sprinkled with the chaos of everyday life."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You can tell Simon’s a quiz master; they embody the only person who can make a three-hour transport delay sound like a thrilling cliffhanger.
    • 🔥With the amount of time Simon spends on public transport, I suspect they hold a secret collection of train-themed memorabilia—expect an Etsy shop launch any day now.
    • 🔥Their knack for spinning tales out of mundane life is impressive—are they sure they’re not moonlighting as a sitcom writer?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to work on that 'anxiety-inducing' habit of oversharing about every train journey—a little mystery never hurt anyone!
    • 😅Could tone down the ‘4 am adventures’—I mean, even the dog must be wondering why they have such wild hours!
    • 😅The constant travel logs are great, but we’re still waiting for the episode where Simon finally finds time to relax.

    Main Character Moments

    • Simon’s 4:25 am dog-tea-induced wake-up call—is it a cry for help, or are they secretly launching a new reality TV show?
    • Their reaction to the rock garden sounds like a mini-movie waiting to happen: 'Unexpected Pebble Adventures could be a hit!','Who else but Simon can make a quick jaunt for a coffee sound like an epic quest worthy of Tolkien?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With Simon’s keen insights into transport and social issues, a future podcast series could transform into an intellectual delight worthy of a Primetime Emmy—if only podcasters could win Emmys!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep understanding of disability rights and advocacy
    • 💎A knack for storytelling that captivates audiences
    • 💎A community-oriented approach that engages followers

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider adding videos of your quiz sessions and panel talks—that energy is too good to be limited to text!
    • 🚀Tap into that dog’s perspective for some fun content—'A Day in the Life of Simon's Dog' could be a viral hit!
    • 🚀Leverage your writing skills to create a weekly newsletter—because who doesn't want a dose of Simon wisdom in their inbox?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Simon to evolve into a transport influencer, complete with quirky travel guides that will make even the most pedestrian routes sound like magical adventures!

    Potential Superpower

    Turning serious discussions into engaging narratives—almost like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, except it’s a profound takeaway!

    Future Community Role

    A vital voice in the Bluesky community, shaping thoughtful engagement around public transport, social justice, and, let’s be honest, dogs!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Transport Advocate

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Public Transport Enthusiasm
    • ⚔️Awareness-Raising Quizzes
    • ⚔️Tail-Wagging Storytelling

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Oversharing Dog Stories
    • 💀Midnight Snack Distractions
    • 💀Quirky Anecdotes Overload

    Quest Line

    Navigating the complex landscape of public advocacy while juggling puns and canine escapades.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Public transport is a secret government ploy to distract us from the real issues, like why our dogs insist on waking us up at ungodly hours.

    Evidence Board

    The frequency of 4 am dog walks aligning with government transport schedules has raised eyebrows; plus, why are there so many train delays?

    Secret Society

    The Society of Public Transport Saviors—dedicated to making every train journey more exciting through quizzes and unexpected rock gardens.

    Truth Seeking Level

    69%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TransportEnthusiasts—where every post is a quest for the best bus routes and public transport hacks.

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaging in a one-person Twitter war against all vehicles that are not eco-friendly, with hot takes on city bike lanes.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Taking Public Transport Seriously, advocating for a corporate culture where dog-friendly offices are the gold standard.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A wildly popular avatar who embodies the spirit of public transport with a collection of rainbow-colored public transport gear.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Cringe-worthy Geocities page with animated gifs of trains and poorly designed HTML praising the wonders of sustainable transport.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with train station-themed backgrounds and a playlist of ambient train sounds—perfect for relaxation or studying.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where Simon's life updates turn into NFTs celebrating the adventures of public transport and canine companionship.

    Future Post

    "Finally got my dream job: Chief Dog Walker at the Transport Authority, making every route paw-sitively delightful!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Simon’s ability to blend advocacy and humor with everyday life makes them a true gem in the Bluesky universe.

    Charming Quirk

    Their unsolicited life updates about their dog have become fan-favorites—no one else can turn a morning pee into a shared adventure!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep riding that crazy train of life, Simon! Your unique perspective is what makes this community vibrant and entertaining. Remember: every great advocate needs a caffeinated sidekick—keep that coffee flowing!"

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