I love software, coffee and social science. I’m currently building products for dealerships at LeftLane Software RedwoodJS Core Team Alumnus https://simoncrypta.dev/
The Renaissance Geeks of Bluesky
Simon appears to be channeling a digital Da Vinci, balancing code, coffee, and civic planning.
A blend of earnestness and intellectual fervor, seasoned with a pinch of social commentary.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon has a flair for urban sociology, with insights that would make Jane Jacobs nod in approval while sipping her oat milk latte.
His take on render waterfalls is like a refreshing shower on a hot day—necessary and enlightening, but also slightly overwhelming.
With a penchant for asking the right questions, Simon’s posts could be mistaken for a philosophical tea party minus the crumpets.
Writing Style
Simon's writing flows like a well-constructed API: straightforward but occasionally leads you down a rabbit hole of thought; it's like debugging your brain with a side of latte art.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Techie
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Social science enthusiast
- Coffee connoisseur
- Tech product developer
Secret Powers
- ✨Urban planning insights
- ✨GIF communication skills
- ✨Code wizardry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Urban development theories, software engineering best practices, and a healthy dose of coffee culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful insights about technology and its impact on society in a witty and engaging manner.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3's analytical prowess with a sprinkle of R2-D2's playful charm.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about software, coffee, and making cities better. Love a good intellectual debate! Looking for someone who can stimulate both my mind and taste buds."
Red Flags
- 🚩Too much coffee might make me jittery and existential at times.
- 🚩I analyze everything, including our potential dates.
Green Flags
- ✅I appreciate deep conversations and am very supportive.
- ✅Coffee shop tours are my idea of a perfect date.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys discussing urban planning over a cup of coffee or a tech talk at a cozy café.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher-Coder
Conversation Style
Engaging yet contemplative, like discussing Kant over code reviews—thoughtful and a bit too intellectual for the average comment section.
Impact Assessment
His presence adds a depth of thought that turns Bluesky from a casual networking site into a quasi-intellectual salon.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Renaissance Geeks of Bluesky
Simon appears to be channeling a digital Da Vinci, balancing code, coffee, and civic planning.
Vibe Check
"A blend of earnestness and intellectual fervor, seasoned with a pinch of social commentary."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Simon’s love for social science is as strong as his love for caffeine—both fuel his thoughts and keep him wired!
- 🔥His posts are like a multi-page academic paper—valuable, but sometimes you just want a quick snack of information.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Can we find a GIF that truly represents the essence of your coffee order?
- 😅Need to tone down the scholarly tone by 5% to reach peak popular engagement.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Realizing he’s built a brain for AI, not himself, is the type of plot twist that would make any existential novel proud.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Simon could become the guide for others navigating the digital landscape—think 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' but with more code and less existential dread.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep analytical skills
- 💎Crossover knowledge between tech and social science
- 💎Keen sense of community dynamics.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀More coffee-related posts to fuel engagement—everyone loves caffeine!
- 🚀Shorten the academic banter for those just scrolling through during coffee breaks.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Simon will become the go-to guru for tech enthusiasts looking to blend coding with civic insights—watch out, TED Talks!
Potential Superpower
Ability to bridge the gap between tech and community with the grace of a ballet dancer on a tightrope, while sipping espresso.
Future Community Role
The wise sage of Bluesky, guiding discussions with the precision of a barista crafting the perfect latte.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Techie
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Urban Sociology Wizard
- ⚔️Code Whisperer
- ⚔️GIF Communicator
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Verbose Explanations
- 💀Existential Crises
Quest Line
Balancing the worlds of software development and civic engagement while sipping artisanal coffee.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The coffee industry is secretly controlling tech trends to shape society.
Evidence Board
1. Coffee consumption spikes correlate with tech product launches. 2. The rise of artisanal coffee coincided with the spike in Silicon Valley start-ups. 3. Conspiracy connecting baristas and startup founders remains unexplored.
Secret Society
The Brewed Code Society
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/UrbanPlanningNerds
Twitter Main Character
Fighting against coffee culture elitism while promoting civic tech on Twitter.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of BrewTech Innovations, merging coffee with coding.
Metaverse Final Form
The final form shows Simon as a digital barista and urban planner, crafting perfect coffee while designing optimal city layouts.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a dark theme featuring city skylines and embedded music from coffee shop playlists.
Web3 Destiny
A leading advocate for decentralized coffee supply chains and civic tech communities.
Future Post
'Is AI the new coffee? Both keep us up at night but can also enhance our minds.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Simon's analytical prowess turns coding discussions into high art.
Charming Quirk
His ability to weave social science into tech posts creates a unique tapestry of thought.
Final Encouragement
"Keep brewing those ideas, Simon—just remember, the world needs both your caffeine and code!"
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