Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351 Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Chemical Comedian: Simon Hammann's Element of Surprise
A food scientist by trade, Simon Hammann is a meme magician with a PhD in humor and lipids.
Think of him as the Willy Wonka of food research—mixing serious science with a sprinkle of chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From chicken evolution to honey fraud, Simon dives deep into the savory world of food chemistry—like a chef with a PhD, but with fewer TV appearances.
He shares the plight of researchers like an academic agony aunt—encouraging and raw like an unfiltered scientific manuscript.
Simon masterfully bridges the gap between complex research and relatable memes, making science seem less like an academic fortress and more like a social media playground.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sharp wit and scholarly references, Simon's posts read like a chemistry lecture spiced with a good dose of Twitter humor. Who knew academia could be this entertaining?
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Meme Lord
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty insights on food science
- Chemistry puns that could crack any beaker
- A dual passion for academia and memes
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle roasting
- ✨Creating viral science memes
- ✨Explaining lipid oxidation in layman's terms
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A balance of chemistry research papers, witty memes, and social media commentary
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty science-related content that appeals to both academics and meme enthusiasts
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian in a lab coat
Token Count
150
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Food scientist passionate about lipid oxidation and dad jokes. Looking for someone who can laugh at my science puns and isn't afraid to geek out over food chemistry. Bonus points if you love birds!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Long-winded explanations that last longer than a lecture
- 🚩Occasional rants about PowerPoint templates
- 🚩Tendency to overshare academic frustrations
Green Flags
- ✅Witty sense of humor
- ✅Interest in food and science
- ✅Appreciation of memes and creativity
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a nerdy sense of humor and enjoys deep discussions about food and science over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Motivational Mentor
Conversation Style
Engaging yet humorous, Simon's replies mix serious advice with unexpected hilarity—like a dad joke but with a PhD behind it.
Impact Assessment
Simon brings a refreshing perspective to the academic scene—part cheerleader, part comic relief, he’s the friend we all need in the often stiff world of academia.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Chemical Comedian: Simon Hammann's Element of Surprise
A food scientist by trade, Simon Hammann is a meme magician with a PhD in humor and lipids.
Vibe Check
"Think of him as the Willy Wonka of food research—mixing serious science with a sprinkle of chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tweets like a seasoned scientist but sometimes forgets that his biology jokes could use a little life support!
- 🔥His spelling should be as precise as his lipid analysis, yet here we are!
- 🔥Has the uncanny ability to post 50% informative content and 50% "what am I even reading" gems.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop treating every post like a research paper—memes deserve a place at the table too!
- 😅Perhaps take a break from the academic jargon and just embrace the art of low-stakes banter?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he reminded his followers that rejection is just a chance to try again, proving he’s not just a scientist but also an inspirational figure.
- ✨His posts on food fraud were so relatable, they made scientists feel like everyday consumers—like a relatable meme but with a beaker.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his scientific background and meme skills, Simon could be the next viral science communicator—think Bill Nye with a meme account!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Academic credibility mixed with meme potential
- 💎A network of fellow scientists who appreciate humor
- 💎The art of relatable science storytelling
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting a weekly meme review of published research—turning serious topics into laughable content could gain traction!
- 🚀Collaborate with other educators to create science comedy content—who needs Netflix when you have chemistry?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Simon to develop his own educational series where he combines culinary tips with scientific principles—#ScienceCooking!
Potential Superpower
The ability to distill complex scientific concepts into shareable, digestible memes—seriously, he could revolutionize how we talk about science online!
Future Community Role
Simon could emerge as the community's go-to source for not just research insights, but also a dose of humor when things get too serious.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Chemist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Lipid Analysis
- ⚔️Gravitational Science Puns
- ⚔️Meme Alchemy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overusing Jargon
- 💀Random Twitter Dramas
- 💀Occasional Lack of Clarity
Quest Line
Navigating the Labyrinth of Academia while serving up Laughs and Lipids.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
That the chicken we eat is actually a highly-sophisticated government experiment gone wrong
Evidence Board
Post a thread about evolutionary changes in chickens and when they started making weird noises that seem too intelligent
Secret Society
The Society of Culinary Chemists—where every secret recipe hides a complex chemical reaction
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScienceMemes
Twitter Main Character
That one guy who tried to explain food science to a pizza delivery person and ended up getting a PhD in culinary chemistry
LinkedIn Title
The world's most eccentric food scientist who hosts Zoom cocktail parties analyzing the perfect wine pairings for every wavelength of light
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient lab coat who jokes about lipids while managing a virtual cooking school.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a custom background of a kitchen with chemistry posters, top 8 friends are all food science influencers
Web3 Destiny
Tokenizing lipids for crypto cooking lessons—because who wouldn’t want to invest in a meal?
Future Post
"Just found the perfect emulsifier for my avocado toast. Who wants the recipe? #FoodScience #HypotheticalFriendship"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to turn academic woes into hilarious anecdotes makes Simon a standout presence.
Charming Quirk
He often drops in cheeky, relatable sentiments that remind us science can be fun—like that friend who makes study sessions feel like a party.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending those lipids and laughs, Simon! The academic world could use more of your unique flavor."
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