Reader of hefty books. Rider of mountain bikes. Sailer of salty seas. Shaker of double dice.
Simon Sayers: The Philosopher-Painter on a Mission to Decode Life
A blend of quirky observations and heavy thoughts, Simon's musings make for a delightful ride.
If irony was a sport, Simon would be the Michael Phelps of Bluesky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon dives deep into the meaning of selves, technology, and... well, a 2012 MacBook Pro, suggesting we all might be just fancy computers with feelings.
From painting to pottery and even toxic paint recipes, Simon displays a flair for artsy endeavors that could make an environmentalist weep.
Shifting between nostalgic and absurd takes on technology, Simon's posts hint at a love-hate relationship with anything that requires a plug.
Writing Style
A fusion of dry wit and philosophical ponderings, Simon’s posts often read like a love letter to both absurdity and intellect, sprinkled with a dash of poetic randomness.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Artisan
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Philosophical musings on random topics
- Artistic endeavors with a toxic twist
- Surprisingly existential takes on technology
Secret Powers
- ✨Public sculpture creation
- ✨Mastering Morse code quips
- ✨Crafting lead paint while contemplating life
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of existential philosophy, art theory, and quirky tech references.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous yet profound observations on art, technology, and the human experience.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a philosophy professor and a stand-up comedian, with a hint of avant-garde artist.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who can appreciate the nuances of life as much as I appreciate a good lead tin yellow. I love deep conversations about existence and the occasional pot of coffee. Swipe right if you can handle a chaotic philosopher with a penchant for art!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might bring up existentialism on a first date.
- 🚩Consistent references to toxic paints.
- 🚩Potentially more in love with my 2012 MacBook than you.
Green Flags
- ✅Truly appreciates art and creativity.
- ✅Can handle abstract discussions about technology.
- ✅Has a soft spot for mildly polluted rivers (it’s a vibe!).
Perfect Match
Someone who can engage in philosophical debates while also indulging my artistic whims.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Philosopher
Conversation Style
Simon engages with a mix of curiosity and playful absurdity, making every response feel like a mini-lecture on life's most mundane topics.
Impact Assessment
Simon brings a unique sense of whimsy and depth to Bluesky, offering a refreshing break from the usual social media noise, while also reminding us that deep thoughts often come from strange places.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Simon Sayers: The Philosopher-Painter on a Mission to Decode Life
A blend of quirky observations and heavy thoughts, Simon's musings make for a delightful ride.
Vibe Check
"If irony was a sport, Simon would be the Michael Phelps of Bluesky."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who talks about gratitude, you sure do beg the universe for likes like it's going out of style!
- 🔥Your morse code jokes are so binary, they make 1s and 0s blush.
- 🔥You might be the only person who can make a post about a mildly polluted river sound like a TED Talk.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop apologizing to your 2012 MacBook Pro; it's not a person, Simon!
- 😅Less existential dread, more existential cheerleading!
- 😅If only your creativity could generate likes as fast as it generates obscure references!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you proudly announce making your own pottery while simultaneously explaining how to create leads in toxic paint - that's the vibe we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Rich philosophical discussions paired with a visual portfolio could elevate your profile to a gallery of thoughts and images.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Artistic skills that could translate to visually stunning posts
- 💎A knack for thought-provoking discussions that spark engagement
- 💎Bizarrely niche humor that could attract a loyal following.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider posting more visuals of your artwork, Simon; show the world your creative chaos!
- 🚀Engage more with your audience by sharing thoughts on their contributions; they crave that Simon wisdom!
- 🚀Try creating threads where you blend your love for bookishness and art; a visual essay series could work wonders!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A growing following that appreciates the absurdity and depth of your thoughts, leading to collaborations with other niche creators.
Potential Superpower
Combining art and philosophy in a way that makes people both think and chuckle—an influencer of intelligent whimsy!
Future Community Role
A respected voice, bridging the gap between the creative and the philosophical while also being that friend who insists on adding depth to every conversation.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Morse Code Misinterpretation
- ⚔️Existential Quandary Creation
- ⚔️Pottery Production
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every post
- 💀Apologizing to tech
- 💀Excessive use of commas
Quest Line
Finding the meaning of self in a world filled with pots and pixels.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The 2012 MacBook Pro is actually a sentient being guiding Simon’s existential crisis.
Evidence Board
Endless posts about a non-entity (the MacBook), obscure references, and its uncanny ability to still function well.
Secret Society
The Society of Sentient Tech and Artistic Expression
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialArt
Twitter Main Character
Arguing why lead paint is actually a form of modern art.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Artfully Abstract, a company that creates existential crises in tech.
Metaverse Final Form
The Art Philosopher of Zuck’s Metaverse, offering virtual art classes based on self-awareness.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘The Sound of Silence’ with art of a lead-painting background.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series titled ‘Existential Doodles’ that sells for absurd amounts.
Future Post
‘Just found the perfect blend of lead paint and existential dread. Who wants to buy a piece?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Simon possesses an impressive ability to weave philosophical insights into everyday observations, making you think twice about that cup of coffee.
Charming Quirk
Your penchant for obscure references and engagingly awkward humor leaves us both puzzled and amused.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking those double dice, Simon! The world needs more of your unconventional wisdom and creative flair."
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