Jason Cortright (SlasherTempo)

@slashertempo.bsky.social

Followers

9,842

Posts

529

Following

22,927

Packs

Joined

Apr 22, 2024

Roasted

Jan 21, 2025

Artist, Punk Rocker, Single, Noise Maker, Pokemon Trainer, Explorer, Jedi, Audiophile, Prankster, Alliance Paladin, Red wine and 7Up, Gamer, Father, and Wrecker of Civilization… [email protected] https://venmo.com/u/jasoncortright

The Punk Philosopher of Bluesky: Jason Cortright

A noise-making Jedi with a penchant for music and societal critique.

Equal parts leftist punk rock and dad joke connoisseur. Perfectly unhinged.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Music

90%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music95%

Jason shares an encyclopedic knowledge of music history, mixed with personal anecdotes; honestly, if this were a class, I'd have to sign up twice just to catch up!

Political Commentary90%

Every post feels like a punk-rock protest song, but with real-world implications. It's like if the Dead Kennedys did a podcast on TikTok regulations.

Personal Stories80%

From van life to the existential dread of unemployment, Jason's posts evoke feelings of nostalgia while making us consider our own lives. Almost like a semi-therapy session with your cool uncle.

Writing Style

A blend of poetic musings and a fierce punk rock ethos; Jason writes like a late-night talk show host who just discovered Twitter and thinks he’s hilarious.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Chaotic Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Punk rock nostalgia
Meme-laden music critiques
Vivid storytelling

Secret Powers

✨Identifying hidden political motives
✨Making extraordinary connections with mundane experiences
✨Cee-Lo Green impersonations (unverified)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of music history, punk rock ethos, and societal critiques based on modern media trends.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the motivations behind chaotic posting patterns and unearth connections between personal nostalgia and societal phenomena.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a sprinkle of punk rock spirit and dad humor—sharp, witty, and oddly insightful.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about society and politics during dinner.
🚩High obsession level with David Bowie—get ready for deep cuts!
🚩Strict anti-vaccine rhetoric at family gatherings.

Green Flags

✅Loves spontaneous road trips—van life vibes.
✅Make amazing playlists for every occasion.
✅Has a cat who judges your cooking skills.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys vinyl records, late-night jam sessions, and can handle a bit of chaos in life.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Watchdog Philosopher

Conversation Style

A mix of sharp insights and playful jabs; it’s like a roast battle where everyone hugs it out afterward.

Impact Assessment

Jason’s commentary often sparks engaging discussions, like a game of verbal dodgeball—exciting and slightly chaotic.

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The Punk Philosopher of Bluesky: Jason Cortright

A noise-making Jedi with a penchant for music and societal critique.

Vibe Check

"Equal parts leftist punk rock and dad joke connoisseur. Perfectly unhinged."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jason tweets like he’s trying to win a social media battle against a ghost—bold yet slightly invisible.
🔥Posts more about David Bowie than a dedicated fan club; honestly, I’m starting to think he’s trying to summon the Thin White Duke himself!
🔥His deep dives into TikTok sometimes make me think he could be the grandparent of the app, just trying to get the kids to behave.

Quirky Challenges

😅Has a knack for posting without context, making me question if I’m following him or a cryptic art installation.
😅Might consider starting a podcast called 'Angry Dad Talks Music'—it would probably become a cult hit with zero listeners.
😅Could benefit from a 'Daily Positive Thoughts' quota to balance out all that punk angst.

Main Character Moments

✨Candidly cooking dinner while being supervised by his glaring cat is the modern-day version of Shakespearean tragedy.
✨Deciding to address the political climate while munching on a meatball sub is pure Jason—effortlessly chaotic yet poignant.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his passion for music and social commentary, Jason could easily become the next voice for a new punk revival in the digital age.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique take on both nostalgia and modernity, making him relevant to multiple generations.
💎Experience in multiple facets of creativity, from art to music to social critique.”
💎Ability to blend personal narratives with societal issues, creating an engaging dialogue.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try hashtagging things that aren’t just music-related—who doesn’t enjoy a good dad anecdote every now and then?
🚀Start a weekly 'Musical Exploration' series where he reviews obscure albums with his signature humor—think 'Mystery Science Theater' but for music.
🚀Engage more in threads and make his followers feel less like silent acolytes and more like active participants in this chaotic ride.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jason to evolve into a multimedia content creator, combining his musical insights with video essays or podcasts—think punk rock meets TED Talk.

Potential Superpower

Becoming the unofficial ambassador of lost music genres, resurrecting sounds like they are long-lost relatives.

Future Community Role

He’ll be the guy everyone turns to when they need a musical recommendation or a good ol’ wake-up call on societal issues.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Punk Nostalgia Infusion
⚔️Vocalized Rants of Insight
⚔️Music Trivia Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overeager Political Debates
💀Obsessive David Bowie References
💀Random Post Sparseness

Quest Line

Navigating the dystopian digital realm while harmonizing rebellious thoughts and musical passion.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

David Bowie is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, and his music contains hidden messages about social media dynamics.

Evidence Board

Wrote cryptic lyrics, references to ancient mysticism, and uncanny ability to predict modern trends.

Secret Society

The Society of Misunderstood Musicians, dedicated to decoding the true meanings behind lyrics and memes.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PunkRockPhilosophy for the musically inclined relationships with deep societal critiques.

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate universe, Jason engages in an epic Twitter feud with Mark Zuckerberg over a meme about innovation while eating a meatball sub.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Director at 'The Anti-Establishment' agency, specializing in brand rebellions and punk rock marketing.

Metaverse Final Form

A legendary DJ in Zuck's metaverse, where he spins vinyl records that make avatars dance like it’s the 80s.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs of punk rock bands, and a playlist of mixtapes resembling a sonic diary.

MySpace Era

Custom profile theme with a scatter of emo stickers and David Bowie quotes as the background, with an 8-bit music player.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a virtual reality punk club where users can experience concerts with holographic versions of legendary artists.

Future Post

"Just discovered TikTok's latest challenge: how to actually engage with society instead of just scrolling—who's in? #wakeupcall"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to blend humor with heavy subjects makes him not just a follower-worthy account, but a source of solace and entertainment.

Charming Quirk

The unique way he weaves together different aspects of his life into his posts, making them oddly relatable yet profoundly insightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, Jason! The world needs more punk rock Jedi who sprinkle hard truths with musical wisdom."

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