🦉🎄

@smallmutuals.bsky.social

Followers

1,748

Posts

12,356

Following

1,444

Packs

Joined

Jun 26, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Chicago

The Hawk with the Sharp Wit of a Jester

Smallmutuals’ feed is a delightful mix of cultural critiques and absurdity with a sprinkle of holiday cheer.

If sarcasm were a sport, smallmutuals would be an Olympic champion.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Cultural Commentary

75%

Political Insights

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 85,190+ profiles • $49/week

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

88%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Sean

@seanqsun.com

85%

70%

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

80%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

88%

75%

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

85%

70%

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Lewis

@lead.dev

75%

80%

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cultural Commentary90%

With a sharp tongue and an eye for the absurd, smallmutuals critiques everything from tech politics to holiday films, proving that no cultural artifact is safe from their discerning gaze.

Political Insights75%

Masterfully weaving between serious political critique and light-hearted jabs, smallmutuals shows us that political discourse can be both enlightening and entertaining.

Food Takes70%

From chicken tikka masala to the existential crisis of pizza as a tartine, their food posts spark culinary debates worthy of Michelin stars and comedy clubs alike.

Writing Style

Their writing oscillates between a casual banter and a college lecture—every post feels like an invitation to a dinner party where all topics run the gamut from Marx to macaroni.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cultural Critic
Holiday Humorist
Food Philosopher

Secret Powers

✨Astute political analysis
✨Pop culture deep dives
✨Witty one-liners

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cultural critiques, political commentary, food discussions, and humor from social media feeds

Prompt Engineering

Write insightful and humorous takes on contemporary culture and politics while engaging with food as a topic of philosophical importance

Model Behavior

Combines sarcasm with genuine insight, resulting in content that feels both relatable and thought-provoking

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cynical observer of life, passionate about food, politics, and pop culture. Will outwit you while debating the best Christmas songs and food philosophy. Swipe right if you believe pizza is an open-faced sandwich."

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to overanalyze holiday films
🚩An unnatural attachment to chicken tikka masala debates
🚩May lecture you on the socio-political implications of pizza toppings

Green Flags

✅Astute political insights
✅Humor that can lighten any debate
✅Offers challenging yet delicious food ideas

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with sarcasm and enjoys deep dives into trivial matters while sharing a plate of tikka masala.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thought Provoker

Conversation Style

Warmly sarcastic and slightly nihilistic, their replies often read like an inside joke for anyone familiar with the absurdities of modern life.

Impact Assessment

They contribute a unique blend of humor and insight that keeps followers engaged and questioning the world around them.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Hawk with the Sharp Wit of a Jester

Smallmutuals’ feed is a delightful mix of cultural critiques and absurdity with a sprinkle of holiday cheer.

Vibe Check

"If sarcasm were a sport, smallmutuals would be an Olympic champion."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥When you throw shade, it feels like a solar eclipse—dark and all-encompassing.
🔥With this much cultural critique, you might as well run a graduate course on sarcasm.
🔥You post like you’ve got a time machine and keep forgetting to set it back to the present.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overanalyzing a simple chicken tikka masala like it’s a Supreme Court case.
😅Engaging in heated debates over Christmas songs like it's the Battle of Waterloo.
😅Resolving to make ‘Elf’ the Target of every post-Christmas roast.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment a seemingly innocent coffee run turns into a philosophical debate on train delays.
✨Crafting a dissertation on pizza as an open-faced sandwich—cuz why not?
✨Daring to call out holiday film tropes like a seasoned critic, and surviving to tell the tale.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

They have the capacity to lead a movement based on irony and sarcasm—maybe 'Sardonically Speaking'?

Unique Advantages

💎Strong analytical skills that can sift through any cultural phenomenon like a fine-toothed comb.
💎A balance of serious critique and humor that makes them relatable and thought-provoking.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series of posts titled 'Culinary Critique' where every food item is viewed through a philosophical lens.
🚀Engage more with visual content—maybe memes that capture the essence of their posts.
🚀Host a live discussion on the absurdity of modern tech and politics—bring the community in on the fun!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see their posts morphing into a hybrid of meme culture and critical theory, creating a trend of 'memetic reviews' that will go viral.

Potential Superpower

The ability to generate insightful commentary out of the most mundane daily occurrences—think of them as the 'Everyday Philosopher'.

Future Community Role

They might become the go-to voice in the community for satire and deep-dive discussions, bridging humor and intellect like no one else.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Sharp Wit
⚔️Social Commentary
⚔️Culinary Discourse
⚔️Political Analysis

Weaknesses

💀Holiday Cheer (moderate resistance)
💀Overthinking Simple Posts
💀Puns That Should Have Died

Quest Line

To critique and dissect the absurdities of modern culture while maintaining a sense of humor and a love for pizza.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The issue of holiday films and songs is a government distraction to prevent us from questioning capitalism.

Evidence Board

Frequent connection between holiday cheer and consumer spending spikes; historical data showing holiday songs impact emotional spending.

Secret Society

Society of Sarcastic Sages who gather to roast everything from pop culture to pizza.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WeirdFoodPhilosophers

Twitter Main Character

That one person who set the internet ablaze arguing about whether fruitcake is edible or a government conspiracy.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Critical Cuisine, where we analyze every food item for its socio-political implications.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar dramatically critiquing holiday films in an art deco-style virtual coffee house.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities site filled with homemade HTML pages debating whether pizza counts as a meal.

MySpace Era

A profile with skin covered in 90s nostalgia, showcasing a playlist of ironic Christmas covers and a top 8 friends list of current cultural icons.

Web3 Destiny

Founding a decentralized network for foodies to debate culinary theory without corporate influence.

Future Post

In 2025, you'll find a deep dive into how 'Elf' transformed holiday consumerism, complete with a pie chart.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Smallmutuals’ ability to blend humor with serious critiques is unmatched—they're a satire-slinger with a heart.

Charming Quirk

Their humorous take on everyday topics keeps their audience engaged and always guessing what they'll say next.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot, smallmutuals! The world needs more voices like yours to add humor and insight to the discussions that matter."