Tech OG, #AI coach, non-profit development consultant. Proud board member Hack the Hood. Avid reader, hiker, weight-lifter, cook. Queer as F. Newsletter: susanmernit.substack.com Blog: susanmernit.com/blog
Susan Mernit: The AI Coach Who Can Lift Your Spirit and Your Weights
Combining tech wisdom and fitness motivation, Susan's Bluesky is a smorgasbord of intellect and heart.
A blend of sharp critique and warm family vibes, it's like if your favorite aunt started a podcast on AI ethics after a yoga class.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Susan's Thanksgiving posts read like a heartfelt memoir about gratitude mixed with a 5-star cooking show. When she talks turkey, you can almost taste the chocolate layer cake through the screen.
Her critiques of mainstream media and tech giants are sharper than her kitchen knives, exhibiting a passion for social justice that could start a revolution. If sarcasm were a sport, she'd take home the gold.
Susan's reflections on gratitude and alcohol recovery are genuine and inspiring. It's like a rich chocolate cake that's good for your soul as well as your taste buds.
Writing Style
Her writing is a delicious blend of poignant insights and charming anecdotes, like a warm hug with a side of sass. One minute you're nodding solemnly about societal issues, the next you're chuckling at a weight-lifting joke that also makes you question your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Wise yet humorous
- Avid hiker
- Social justice advocate
Secret Powers
- ✨Baking master
- ✨Weightlifting champion
- ✨Social media strategist
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Diverse social media feeds, activism, literature, and recipes for change.
Prompt Engineering
Write insightful, humorous commentary blending social issues with personal anecdotes and food metaphors.
Model Behavior
A blend of witty engagement and poignant insights, reminiscent of a seasoned social commentator.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech enthusiast with a passion for social justice and weightlifting. Let's talk about baking and create a world that’s better for everyone!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Spends too much time critiquing media.
- 🚩Intensity can be overwhelming—like overbaking a cake.
Green Flags
- ✅Avid reader and hiker—nature lover!
- ✅Great cook—steak dinner on a first date? Yes, please!
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep chats over dessert and isn’t afraid to lift heavy things.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage with a Strong Deadlift
Conversation Style
Engaged and thoughtful, she's the friend who brings snacks to the group chat and makes sure everyone feels included. Her replies are like a gym session—intense but fulfilling.
Impact Assessment
Susan contributes to the community vibe by combining serious topics with approachable commentary, making complex issues digestible. She's like the avocado toast of Bluesky—healthy and trendy.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Susan Mernit: The AI Coach Who Can Lift Your Spirit and Your Weights
Combining tech wisdom and fitness motivation, Susan's Bluesky is a smorgasbord of intellect and heart.
Vibe Check
"A blend of sharp critique and warm family vibes, it's like if your favorite aunt started a podcast on AI ethics after a yoga class."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When your likes reach 69,017, you probably have more followers than I have fingers... but hey, we’re all here for the ride!
- 🔥Her Thanksgiving post could rival a novel; if cooking was an Olympic sport, she'd win gold and still have time to critique the judges.
- 🔥Susan's intensity on social issues makes it hard to tell if she's more passionate about social justice or that chocolate layer cake.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Dial back the social justice critiques by 10%—we don’t need the algorithm to get too stressed out!
- 😅Maybe throw in a meme or two? Even the most serious activists need a good chuckle now and then.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she casually drops baking references like they’re TED talks—chocolate layer cake? A masterpiece!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With her unique voice and recipe for insightful commentary, Susan could become a leading influencer in social justice and tech—just imagine the collabs!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Well-informed on current events
- 💎Strong community engagement
- 💎Uniquely relatable voice
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a cooking series that mixes social commentary with baking—'Baking for Change' could go viral!
- 🚀Increase interaction with followers through fun polls or challenges; let’s see who can lift more, Susan or her followers!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Susan will evolve into a thought leader who hosts online workshops blending cooking and social justice.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex issues into digestible bites—both figuratively and literally.
Future Community Role
She will become the beloved community mentor, guiding others through the treacherous waters of social media with a warm heart and a heavy dumbbell.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Humor-infused critiques
- ⚔️Epic Thanksgiving menus
- ⚔️Social media wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking hashtags
- 💀Occasional baking disasters
Quest Line
Seeking to unite tech wisdom and social justice, one chocolate layer cake at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The mainstream media is run by a cabal of billionaire bakers who control the narrative by influencing our dessert choices.
Evidence Board
Mark Zuckerberg's obsession with Thanksgiving gatherings, suspicious pumpkin pie recipes from tech leaders, and the sudden rise of food bloggers.
Secret Society
The Culinary Conspiracy Society, dedicated to revealing the truth behind food influence in media.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ThanksgivingControversies—where turkey debates run wild.
Twitter Main Character
Getting into a heated debate over whether pumpkin spice is a seasonal delight or a year-round horror.
LinkedIn Title
Headline: "Transformational Leader in Tech & Baked Goods—Let’s Disrupt Dinner Parties Together!"
Metaverse Final Form
A baking simulation game where players solve social issues while whipping up desserts.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends include her gym buddies, local farmers, and probably a cat or two—definitely a mood playlist that features both Tori Amos and Rage Against the Machine.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series featuring her Thanksgiving recipes as a way to fund social justice initiatives.
Future Post
"Just squatted 225 lbs while discussing the impact of media inequality. If I can lift this much weight, we can definitely lift up our communities!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Susan's greatest strength lies in her ability to blend humor with activism, making every post feel like a well-crafted conversation over coffee.
Charming Quirk
Her knack for turning personal stories into larger discussions makes her posts feel like essays you actually want to read—proud to be an influencer!
Final Encouragement
"So keep lifting those weights and social justice issues, Susan! The internet needs more of your deliciously insightful energy!"
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