What is Bluesky Roast?

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@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Theater and Music75%

This post sings with the fervor of a Broadway star on their first coffee; Defying Gravity indeed!

Thanksgiving60%

A heartfelt Thanksgiving wish that seems to forget cranberry sauce is just the insult to injury of family gatherings.

Gaming90%

Navigating mobile games like a bewildered puppy in a Toy store; real struggle, no treats.

Politics80%

Channeling the inner Canadian revolutionary, like a protester holding a maple syrup jug instead of a sign.

AI Art70%

An opinion so bold, it could make Picasso rise from the grave to argue back.

Writing Style

A mix of playful whimsy and sharp critiques; it’s like reading a diary belonging to a pup with a flair for drama and a side of sass!

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Joyful Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Furry Enthusiast
Theater Nerd
Tech Tinkerer

Secret Powers

✨Persuasive giveaway host
✨Spontaneous philosopher
✨Culinary cranberry sauce critic

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of online trends, furry culture, Broadway references, and mobile gaming critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Generate whimsical, yet reflective commentary on humor, gaming, and LGBTQ+ issues.

Model Behavior

Like a cheerful yet incisive chatbot that’s equally likely to recommend a Sims game and debate cranberry sauce.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🎭 Furry pup with a penchant for theater and a critical eye for mobile games. If you love Earl Grey and don’t mind the occasional rant about WiFi dishwashers, we might just hit it off!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly humming Broadway tunes
🚩Overly passionate about hydrating with tea
🚩Often responds to serious topics with GIFs

Green Flags

✅Loves to celebrate holidays, even alone
✅Willing to engage in philosophical discussions
✅Has strong opinions on earl grey tea

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys spontaneous dance parties, appreciates art in all forms, and can tolerate my WiFi dishwasher rants.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Scribe

Conversation Style

Lively and engaging, with an enthusiasm that’s just contagious enough to make you want to join their band of merry pups.

Impact Assessment

Fostering warmth and camaraderie, they’re the kind of friend you want at the party, but also the one who gets up on the table for a little dance.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Pup Doro Chronicles: Furry Fantasies and Wi-Fi Dishwashers

A delightful mix of heartfelt reflections and cheeky observations, sprinkled with a dash of humor.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if a puppy decided to run a blog; it's cute, chaotic, and occasionally licks the screen."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Wi-Fi dishwashers get more engagement than your posts, we might have a problem.
🔥Excited for the next Broadway musical based on your love life?
🔥Your love for Earl Grey is rivaled only by your willingness to debate it with strangers.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps tone down the theatricality—unless you have an audition coming up?
😅Consider diving into a few more relevant hashtags—#PuppyNinjaStar might be a winner!
😅Start a ‘no Wi-Fi’ challenge for dishwashers just to see if anyone bites.

Main Character Moments

✨Sharing a pride icon in November like it’s a late Halloween costume.
✨Defending earl grey tea like it holds the secrets to the universe.
✨Your Thanksgiving post reeking of both gratitude and existential dread.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could totally host a podcast blending gaming and culture with your comedic insights!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique mix of warmth and humor that draws people in.
💎A flair for engaging with a variety of topics without losing your essence.
💎The ability to boost posts from zero to hero with a giveaway!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Experiment with more multimedia posts; a video of you engaged in a rant about mobile games could be gold.
🚀More engagement with followers by asking quirky questions—what’s your spirit animal in a video game?
🚀Try to channel that theatrical passion into themed posts monthly.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A full-fledged mascot of the Bluesky community, embodying quirky charm and wit.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to convert followers with a single, well-placed meme.

Future Community Role

The go-to for light-hearted yet profound commentary, potentially even a furry influencer.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Joyful Jester

Special Abilities

⚔️Theatrical Discourse
⚔️Cranberry Sauce Connoisseur
⚔️Mobile Game Philosopher

Weaknesses

💀Overenthusiasm in political debates
💀Writes more than reads
💀Gets distracted by WiFi appliances

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic landscape of social media with humor and heart, while advocating for furries, Earl Grey tea, and mobile gaming sanity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The WiFi dishwasher is a government surveillance tool disguised as home improvement.

Evidence Board

1. WiFi routers are involved. 2. Dishwashers are too quiet. 3. Connection to mysterious 'Doro' figure in the shadows.

Secret Society

Order of the Furry Dishwashers

Truth Seeking Level

72.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FurryFandomWithWiFi

Twitter Main Character

The Pupper who single-handedly defends cranberry sauce against the tyranny of mashed potatoes.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Waffle Unity Officer at Maple Syrup Corp.

Metaverse Final Form

An adorable avatar that entertains while delivering essays on the struggles of mobile gaming.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated glitter graphics celebrating Earl Grey and Furry pride.

MySpace Era

Custom profile song: 'Defying Gravity', with a splash page featuring a dancing pup.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a community focused on anti-crypto dog park ventures and sustainable pet care initiatives.

Future Post

'Just finished my 10th playthrough of my life as a dog. Still no WiFi for dishwashers!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor with sincerity creates a warm, welcoming space for discussions.

Charming Quirk

Your posts often resemble the puppy equivalent of a heartfelt letter, with a side of chaos.

Final Encouragement

"Keep barking at the stars, Pup Doro! The internet’s your playground, and it’s just waiting for your next whimsical thought!"

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

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