Digital geek, long time believer in great user experiences. I want to make websites better for all users and the businesses that run them. Also, dad to Iona and Murdo. I self-identify as a runner. https://stuart-mcmillan.com/
Stuart McMillan: The Renaissance Geek of Bluesky!
A digital connoisseur running circles around web performance, dad duties, and the occasional deep philosophical dive into hats in the car.
Imagine if a dad joke had an HTML page—Stuart’s the guy who writes the code!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Stuart's posts on web performance have the analytical depth of a PhD thesis, but with the readability of a Sunday comic strip—he keeps it fun and insightful!
From sharing the highs and lows of his fitness journey like a Shakespearean tragedy, to his humble brag about running dynamics, Stuart’s running posts make us all feel like we should lace up our trainers immediately!
Stuart's paternal pride shines through like a lighthouse guiding ships—his posts about his kids are wholesome gems among the technical jargon. One ballet show post? Priceless!
Writing Style
Stuart writes like he’s conducting a symphony of thoughts, balancing technical analysis with dad jokes, and occasionally hitting the high notes with a meme. The result? A melodic blend of accessibility and depth that keeps us coming back for encores!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Techie
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate user experience advocate
- Doting dad with a flair for the outdoors
- Running enthusiast with a penchant for self-reflection
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing persuasive blog posts
- ✨Sniffing out web performance issues
- ✨Turning toddler antics into profound life lessons
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Web performance metrics, running anecdotes, parenting reflections, and user experience strategies.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze user experience in tech, running, and parenting to produce engaging content.
Model Behavior
Enlightened Tech Guru with a dad-joke personality.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy dad who believes in making the web a better place for all users. Lover of trail runs, outdoor adventures, and occasional existential musings about hats. Looking for someone to share the ups and downs of life (and Strava scores) with!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly talks about running metrics as if they were life achievements.
- 🚩May bore you with extensive web performance discussions on first dates.
Green Flags
- ✅Creates engaging father-daughter moments at ballet shows.
- ✅Passionate about inclusivity and accessibility in tech.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with both dad jokes and trail running adventures, and appreciates the finer points of user experience.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Web Performance Guru
Conversation Style
Engaging and reflective, with a dash of nerdy humor—think of him as the dad who brings snacks to the soccer game but also gives you tips on SEO.
Impact Assessment
Stuart's presence resonates through the Bluesky community like a well-tuned guitar—people are drawn in by his insights and nourished by his genuine enthusiasm for helping others.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Stuart McMillan: The Renaissance Geek of Bluesky!
A digital connoisseur running circles around web performance, dad duties, and the occasional deep philosophical dive into hats in the car.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a dad joke had an HTML page—Stuart’s the guy who writes the code!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Stuart’s Strava fitness score deserves its own rollercoaster theme park—plenty of ups and downs, but the views must be spectacular!
- 🔥He’s running so much, I half-expect him to post a 'running shoes for sale' thread next, just to fund his next 50-mile venture!
- 🔥With the number of web performance posts he makes, you’d think he was trying to win a Nobel Prize in Coding!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stuart might want to consider a side gig as a motivational speaker, as he can turn every injury into an inspiring tale of resilience!
- 😅He loves tackling web performance, but when will he tackle the perennial question: 'Do I really need a hat in the car?'
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment of paternal pride when he shares a post about Iona's ballet performance—pure dad energy!
- ✨When he likens his fitness journey to the Enron Rollercoaster—bravery and humor in the face of adversity.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Stuart’s potential to elevate his blogging game is like watching an underdog sports team—every post could be a highlight reel with the right angle!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Extensive knowledge in web performance that could rival a university curriculum!
- 💎Natural ability to engage different audiences, from tech enthusiasts to fellow parents.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider mixing in more personal stories from his running journey—people love a good underdog story!
- 🚀Maybe a bi-weekly #techdad content series? Running tips and web performance advice blended with dad humor could be a hit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Stuart might just become the unofficial ambassador for the #devswhorun movement as he cultivates an even richer community.
Potential Superpower
His knack for turning technical jargon into relatable anecdotes will make him a household name in the digital realm!
Future Community Role
Expect him to emerge as a community elder—swaying the younger generation with stories about the glory days of web performance and running.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Techie Dad
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Web Performance Wizard
- ⚔️Dad Joke Delivery Expert
- ⚔️Trail Running Motivator
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive Blog Overthinker
- 💀Over-Analysis Syndrome
- 💀Ballet Dad Bragging
Quest Line
To optimize the web for all users while finding time to run, parent, and occasionally question the necessity of hats in cars.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Web performance metrics are controlled by a secret society of tech elites who want to keep the slow sites in power.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of 'underperforming websites' and wild claims about 'the algorithm' being a sentient being that punishes bad design.
Secret Society
The Order of the Agile Developers—a shadowy group dedicated to optimizing web experiences while secretly running a book club on running shoes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/webperfTruther—debating the ‘true’ impact of third-party scripts on user experience.
Twitter Main Character
The Dad That Corrects Everyone's Web Performance Metrics During Family Events.
LinkedIn Title
Chief User Experience Officer at ‘Strava for the Soul’—a company promoting connections through running.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital guru coaching avatars on optimal web performance while leading a virtual marathon.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An expertly curated MySpace with a background image of mountain trails, a playlist featuring running anthems, and bulletins on web performance tips.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a notable figure in the crypto realm, pushing for better UX in blockchain applications and running virtual marathons in the metaverse.
Future Post
Excited to announce I just completed my 50-mile birthday run in the metaverse, proving once and for all that digital worlds can also be physically exhausting!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Stuart’s ability to merge technical depth with a dad’s heart makes him a true gem in the Bluesky community—like finding a rare coin in your pocket!
Charming Quirk
His posts about running are often punctuated with outdoor metaphors that could inspire even the most sedentary among us to hit the trails!
Final Encouragement
"So keep running, Stuart! Both on the trails and with your thoughts—your journey is one we all want to follow!"
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