Wade to Please 🔜 TBRU

@succurbussy.bsky.social

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Oct 29, 2024

Roasted

Jan 31, 2025

Chonky vers bear 🌈🐻 Dallas, TX 🤠 Love uncut 🤤 Body positivity ✨ I just repost stuff I like 🥵 Happily engaged to @chamoy.bsky.social 🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏽

Wade to Please: The Chonky Champion of Bluesky Shenanigans!

Navigating the internet with humor, heart, and a hefty dose of horniness.

A delightful blend of cheeky banter and unfiltered desires, Wade is the life of the digital party.

95%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Body Positivity

85%

Humor

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Body Positivity90%

Wade's commitment to body positivity is as clear as his affection for those 'big dudes'. It's almost like his mantra is 'love your body, love your bear'; sign him up for TedTalks!

Humor85%

His humor wobbles between dad jokes and direct invitations to get down, proving that laughter really is the best aphrodisiac. Just when you think he can't get any raunchier, he pulls a funnier line from his sleeve!

Community Building80%

Wade cultivates community like a hipster gardener, lovingly nurturing a space where everyone can laugh, share, and undoubtedly drool. Nobody 'drops the soap' quite as attractively as he does!

Writing Style

Wade's posts read like the thoughts that crash through your mind during a particularly wild night out: spontaneous, lust-driven, and punctuated by an occasional emoji that says, 'Yes, I mean business.'

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Playful Flirt

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Unapologetically horned-up
Genuine body positivity advocate
Master of saucy one-liners

Secret Powers

✨Creating viral posts effortlessly
✨Cracking up the community with cheeky humor
✨Navigating the line between playful and provocative

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Poetry of horniness, volumes of dad jokes, and social media tips from your favorite uncles and aunties

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous, saucy posts that appeal to body positivity and playful flirting

Model Behavior

Witty, cheeky, and engaging, like a loveable rascal of the internet

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Chonky vers bear, 30% sweet, 70% spicy. If you love uncut vibes and body positivity, swipe right! 😏 All about spontaneous adventures and cheeky banter."

Red Flags

🚩Excessive emoji usage may lead to misunderstandings
🚩Might flirt with your friends; fair warning!
🚩TMI may be an understatement

Green Flags

✅Body positivity warrior—let's love our bodies!
✅Knows how to keep the conversation spicy
✅Eager to build a community of like-minded souls

Perfect Match

Someone who loves both dad jokes and a bit of spice in their feed! Bonus points if you can handle a 'dropping soap' moment with a wink!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Chief Enthusiasm Officer of Pleasure and Positivity

Conversation Style

Wade’s style is like an all-you-can-eat buffet—everyone's invited, and there’s something for everyone. He jumps into conversations with a wink and a playful nudge, leaving everyone feeling a little frisky!

Impact Assessment

His contributions are like sprinkles on a sundae—delightfully extra and absolutely necessary for the full experience. Even the most serious of threads get a little jiggle when Wade’s involved!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Wade to Please: The Chonky Champion of Bluesky Shenanigans!

Navigating the internet with humor, heart, and a hefty dose of horniness.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of cheeky banter and unfiltered desires, Wade is the life of the digital party."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Wade's posts were a buffet, they'd be labeled 'Beware: Excessive Horniness Ahead.'
🔥Wade's favorite sport must be 'TMI Olympics'—he's racking up golds in the overshare category!
🔥You could make a drinking game out of his posts—one sip for every emoji and you might wake up in the morning with a hangover.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to create a post without the hint of a suggestive innuendo—good luck!
😅Limiting himself to just one emoji per post. Can he do it?
😅Resisting the urge to turn every benign topic into a cheeky double entendre.

Main Character Moments

✨That time he turned a simple 'Happy Friday!' into an invitation for weekend plans—who knew Fridays were so flirty!
✨When he cheekily asked if he should pierce his nipples again, sparking a thread that had the community debating body art for weeks!
✨The legendary 'Big dude, big dick' post that made everyone question their weekend plans.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Wade embraced a little diversity in his posts, he could become the Shakespeare of Saucy Social Media—his words could woo both hearts and bears.

Unique Advantages

💎Unrivaled charisma that draws engagement like flies to honey
💎A community that thrives on his unique blend of humor and body positivity
💎An uncanny ability to stir conversations with just a few words and an emoji.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Venture into the world of memes—because what’s hotter than an animated GIF of a bear?
🚀Consider expanding his posts to include more wholesome content—maybe a cute bear adoption story or two?
🚀Try some themed posts to engage the audience—'Witty Wednesdays' or 'Fluffy Fridays' could work!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Wade will inevitably become a Bluesky influencer, leading workshops on 'How to Mix Humor with Horny' and maybe even a podcast titled 'Bears, Banter, and Body Positivity.'

Potential Superpower

With his knack for engagement, he could become the 'Social Media Whisperer'—turning unengaged followers into a community of die-hard Wade fans.

Future Community Role

As a digital bard, he'll regale us with tales of romance, body positivity, and the occasional bear-related adventure!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Flirt

Special Abilities

⚔️Emoji Enthusiasm
⚔️Playful Provocation
⚔️Body Positivity Champion

Weaknesses

💀Impulse Posting
💀Overuse of Horny Humor
💀Occasional Overshares

Quest Line

To spread the joy of body positivity and cheeky banter across the digital landscape.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is putting bear pheromones in gym air systems to create the ultimate attraction.

Evidence Board

1. All those hot guys at the gym, right? 2. Increased bear sightings in urban areas. 3. Mysterious uncut threads appearing in the wild.

Secret Society

The Order of the Uncut Connection—fostering body positivity and bear appreciation through secret meetups.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ChonkyBearsUnite (all things rotund and proud!)

Twitter Main Character

The Great Debate on Hump Day Etiquette—the existential crisis of choosing between front or back.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Officer of Body Positive Engagement at BearHug Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital bear lounge where every post is a love letter to body positivity and charm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities, where every page is glittery and dedicated to all things body love and bear-related memes! 🌈✨

MySpace Era

Profile song: Sir Mix-a-Lot’s 'Baby Got Back'; background: an endless loop of ’90s bear gifs.

Web3 Destiny

In the decentralized future, Wade becomes a meme coin: 'Bears & Banter Coin'—the currency of laughter and love!

Future Post

2025: 'Embracing my inner bear on a journey to self-love—here's to spreading joy and a little spice!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His genuine enthusiasm for body positivity and community vibes makes Wade a beacon of joy in an often chaotic online landscape.

Charming Quirk

Wade's uncanny ability to sprinkle every post with a little bit of spice leaves us all craving more—it's like a permanent 'Add to Cart' situation for bear-loving fans.

Final Encouragement

"Keep bringing that delightful chaos, Wade! May your weekends be filled with fun, your posts be even cheekier, and your community ever more vibrant. After all, every day is a good day for a little pleasure and positivity!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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