i just wanna be big ok / gainer/feedee/furry / he/him / 27 / bi/pan / nsfw 18+ only / if you think you know me irl no you don't / SW: 130 CW: 230 GW: 400 (at least)
Cub: The Big Cheese of Bluesky
A delightful mix of furry fandom and body positivity, with a side of cheeky humor.
Imagine a cozy café where everyone’s a little too friendly—and a lot too chubby.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Cub’s posts are like a warm hug filled with whipped cream—comforting and generous. He encourages us to embrace our shapes like we embrace cold pizza at midnight!
With references that feel like insider jokes at a con, Cub makes you wish you were a plushie to join the fun! His furry fandom feels like a big, cuddly family reunion, where everyone brings their quirks and chub.
If food were a love language, Cub would be fluent in all dialects—from “you’re getting fatter” sweet nothings to the sweet symphony of holiday feasting. His appetite for life is inspiring—and a little dangerous near a buffet.
Writing Style
Cub writes like he’s sharing secrets over a late-night snack—effortlessly engaging and hilarious, mixing playful self-deprecation with jubilant confidence. It’s like reading a friend’s diary, if that friend was a cute, chubby werewolf.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Gainer
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Witty wordplay
- Furry flair
- Culinary cravings
Secret Powers
- ✨Artistic sketching
- ✨Creating lighthearted yet meaningful discussions
- ✨Ultimate snack recommendations
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Furry culture, body positivity, culinary indulgence, and community engagement.
Prompt Engineering
Translate social media posts into engaging, humorous commentary while maintaining a tone of warmth and charm.
Model Behavior
Funny yet insightful, often veering into absurdity while staying relatable.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"✨ 27 | he/him | chubby fun lover looking for someone to share snacks and giggles ✨ | body positivity advocate | furry friend who's also a bit of a gourmet (pizza lover, anyone?) 🍕 | if we were at a con, I’d be the one with the biggest belly and the most joy! 🐻💕"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive snack talk at inappropriate times.
- 🚩Might draw you as a cartoon character after one date.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows where all the best food spots are.
- ✅Can make you feel like a snack just by existing.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both a comfy couch and a buffet! Must love bears and have an appetite for fun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cherished Chub Leader
Conversation Style
Like a friendly teddy bear who just discovered TikTok—full of joy and just a tad chaotic! Cub balances sweet compliments with the occasional roast, creating a warm and welcoming vibe.
Impact Assessment
Cub sparks joy and inclusivity with his posts, like confetti at a birthday party—everyone’s invited and everyone’s smiling.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cub: The Big Cheese of Bluesky
A delightful mix of furry fandom and body positivity, with a side of cheeky humor.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a cozy café where everyone’s a little too friendly—and a lot too chubby."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When life gives you lemons, Cub makes lemon meringue pie... and then eats it all before it even cools down!
- 🔥If Cub were a vegetable, he’d be a ‘cuddly cucumber’—plumped with love and best served in a salad of charm!
- 🔥Cub talks about snacks like they’re emerging artists—truly a connoisseur of calories!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting at least one salad-themed post to balance out the bakery love—because even chubs need greens!
- 😅Let’s aim for an occasional post that doesn’t sound like it’s about food... yeah, good luck with that!
- 😅Maybe try a ‘no food allowed’ challenge for a week—let’s see if that lasts till the next con!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they tweeted a heartfelt message about body positivity right before losing a game to a pizza slice in their own head.
- ✨The dramatic reveal of how wearing a suit jacket feels like getting into a marriage—lots of squeezing and struggling involved!
- ✨When they made a whole post about inspiration from a cartoon character getting plump—valid life goals!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Cub could be a headliner at conventions—not just for furry art but as a body-positive advocate! There’s a niche for a plushy comedic tour!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Incredible social engagement skills
- 💎An innate ability to uplift others with humor
- 💎A unique perspective that blends art, humor, and body positivity
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting virtual sketch sessions where followers can join in—let’s turn those doodles into a full-blown art night!
- 🚀Collaborate with other artists for themed pieces—‘Doughy Dreams’ or ‘Plump Pals’ could be a hit!
- 🚀Start a ‘Cub’s Culinary Corner,’ where you share favorite comfort food recipes with a silly twist.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Cub will become a webcomic star, turning chubby adventures into relatable tales for a hungry audience.
Potential Superpower
The ability to spread joy and comfort through food-related art and commentary, making every follower feel like they just got a bear hug.
Future Community Role
Cub might evolve into the community’s go-to event planner, hosting themed gatherings that merge art, food, and fun!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chubby Charmer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Banter
- ⚔️Foodie Vibes
- ⚔️Artistic Excellence
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Many Snack Posts
- 💀Constant Furry References
- 💀Overly Cute Comedy
Quest Line
Seeking the ultimate buffet and embracing every fluffy moment.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret society of fat furs is trying to create an optimal buffet across dimensions.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of food, artistic representations of fluffy characters, and suspiciously high engagement on food-related posts.
Secret Society
Order of the Chubby Unicorns
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryFatties
Twitter Main Character
Head of the #FattyFriday movement, unfurling the ultimate fat acceptance campaign.
LinkedIn Title
Self-Proclaimed CEO of Snackology, specializing in food art and body positivity workshops.
Metaverse Final Form
A cuddly avatar with a belly that blocks out the sun, hosting virtual buffet parties!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile featuring a top 8 of favorite snack foods and a playlist of ambient eating sounds.
Web3 Destiny
In the metaverse, he runs a restaurant that offers NFT dishes that change every day based on follower suggestions.
Future Post
"Just had a huge meal, so I guess I'm a 5-star Michelin buffet reviewer now! Who's hungry?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Cub’s uncanny ability to make everyone feel included and cherished is simply unmatched—he’s a hug in digital form.
Charming Quirk
The way he laces every post with humor—like a sprinkle of cinnamon on a hot cocoa, it’s that delightful!
Final Encouragement
"So keep being the chubby muse of joy, Cub! Remember, there’s no such thing as too much love—or too much cake."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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