What is Bluesky Roast?

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Morning Greetings90%

Светлана's morning greetings are a daily ritual; it’s like an espresso shot for your social media feed. You just can’t help but smile!

Nature and Flowers85%

Every post with flowers evokes poetry; it’s as if they bloom right off the feed and into your heart!

Cats80%

Cats appear regularly, serving as her secret weapon against sadness; they’re like the furry antidepressants of her feed!

Writing Style

Short, sweet, and sprinkled with emojis, her writing whispers like gentle waves of the Black Sea. But don’t let the brevity fool you—each post holds a universe!

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Affectionate Observer

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Cat enthusiast
Positive morning vibes
Aesthetic appreciation

Secret Powers

✨Botanical photography
✨Empathy via emojis
✨Morning cheerleading

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A diverse mix of floral photographs, cat memes, and optimistic morning greetings.

Prompt Engineering

Create heartfelt yet humorous posts about the beauty of nature, sprinkled with daily doses of feline cuteness.

Model Behavior

Like a joyful puppy, but with the wisdom of a thousand old cat ladies.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cat lover, morning enthusiast, and sunshine in human form 🌞. If you're into flowers, deep conversations, and cozy vibes over coffee, let's chat!"

Red Flags

🚩Might text you cat memes at 3 AM
🚩Obsessed with blooms—literally.

Green Flags

✅Brings positivity to every conversation
✅Can bring a plant back to life.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves cats as much as human interaction—bonus points if you can name all the plants!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sunshine of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Heartfelt and light; engaging like a warm hug with an occasional playful nudge.

Impact Assessment

Svetlana’s presence feels like a cozy corner café where you sip coffee while watching the world bloom; she encourages others to find joy in the small things.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Светлана: Одесская Очаровательница и Котолюбительница

Где цветы, котики и чувство юмора встречают утро Одессы!

Vibe Check

"Она может вам и не умыть голову, но согреет душу."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Svetlana, you know what goes great with those morning posts? A caffeine IV drip!
🔥You have more cat pics than a Pinterest board; it's a meow-nopoly!

Quirky Challenges

😅Stop talking to plants; they don’t reply!
😅Post more sky pictures; your current feed is too plant-centric!

Main Character Moments

✨Any time she invites us for coffee is pure main character energy; we are all just extras in her morning show!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Discovering the world through travel and sharing those adventures could elevate her storytelling even further!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep emotional connection with her audience
💎Flair for visual aesthetics
💎Loyalty to local culture

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try sharing some personal stories behind your nature photos for added depth!
🚀Engage with followers directly in comments; they want that warm Svetlana touch!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a visual journey—traveling across Ukraine and dropping stunning photos along the way!

Potential Superpower

We predict her superpower will be spreading joy, one cat post at a time!

Future Community Role

She may soon become the unofficial mood-lifter of Bluesky, leading the charge in positivity!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Flower Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Morning Cheerleading
⚔️Cat Telepathy
⚔️Floral Aesthetics Masterclass

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Emoji Overload
💀Inability to Resist Cat Memes

Quest Line

To spread joy and feline wisdom across the interwebs.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly running the world and controlling social media.

Evidence Board

Post after post of adorable felines—clearly a ploy to distract us from their global domination plans.

Secret Society

The International League of Feline Advocates (ILFA)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/CatMemesAndPlants

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally sparks a Twitter altercation over the best type of catnip.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Positivity Officer at Pawsitivity Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A cozy virtual café where cat avatars serve coffee and flower arrangements.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Svetlana's Grotto of Cats and Flowers! 🌸🐱 Come see my collection of cat photos and garden updates!

MySpace Era

A glittery profile with background music featuring soft piano sounds and lots of animated cat gifs.

Web3 Destiny

Launching the first decentralized social media for cat lovers and flower enthusiasts.

Future Post

Just discovered a new flower species and planning to adopt a new kitten! Life is beautiful!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Svetlana has an innate ability to uplift others through simple, heartfelt posts.

Charming Quirk

Her affection for emojis and consistent morning greetings make every day feel like a sunny Sunday brunch.

Final Encouragement

"Keep blooming, Svetlana! Your joy is contagious—a little more coffee and you might just conquer the world!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.