John VanEnk

@sw17.ch

Followers

208

Posts

160

Following

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Joined

May 2, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

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John VanEnk: The Internet's Favorite Rusty Comedian

Crafting code and chaos, one tweet at a time.

Think dad jokes meet deep tech insights—like a TED Talk in a basement workshop.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Software Development

70%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Software Development90%

A coder's best friend, where he mixes Rust with lots of trust—but mostly just laughs. His posts are like the witty error messages you wish you got instead of the cryptic ones.

Political Commentary70%

Discussing the nuances of voting and leadership with all the grace of a trapeze artist—if that trapeze artist was a Rust developer with a penchant for sarcasm.

Home Automation65%

An unexpected obsession, revealing more about the future of smart homes than home improvement shows ever could. DIY? More like D-I-Why-Not.

Writing Style

John's style is like reading an instruction manual written by a stand-up comedian: concise, quirky, and often leading to unexpected punchlines—he knows when to keep it short (just like his love for salad) and when to let it roam free like his thoughts on the draft.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Techy Comic

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Tech-savvy wit
Endearing absurdity
Casual humor about serious topics

Secret Powers

✨Improv comedy about debugging
✨Philosophical musings on hardware
✨Creating puns that could fry circuits

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Tweets, Rust documentation, dad jokes, and political commentary

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty tech commentary with a hint of absurdism

Model Behavior

A blend of GPT-3 with a heavy dose of puns and programmer quirks

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Tech-savvy coder with a penchant for absurd humor and political musings. Looking for someone who can appreciate a good Rust pun and isn't afraid of home automation adventures. Must love dogs and tolerate microwaved salad disasters!"

Red Flags

🚩Fascination with office leasing as a conversation starter
🚩Love for 'uncharacteristically fast' tech jokes
🚩Has strong opinions about the word 'arbitrage'

Green Flags

✅Passionate about improving the internet
✅Witty banter usually leads to laughter
✅Can turn complicated ideas into relatable content

Perfect Match

A fellow tech nerd who knows when to laugh at absurdities and enjoys deep dives into coding and home automation!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Tech Guru

Conversation Style

Engaging and approachable, like your favorite professor who sometimes forgets he’s supposed to be teaching.

Impact Assessment

A guiding light for all things Rust, but also the unofficial court jester of the Bluesky community—never a dull moment with him around.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

John VanEnk: The Internet's Favorite Rusty Comedian

Crafting code and chaos, one tweet at a time.

Vibe Check

"Think dad jokes meet deep tech insights—like a TED Talk in a basement workshop."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥John, we get it—you want the internet safer than our hospitals, but can you please stop using the phrase 'uncharacteristically fast' for your own jokes?
🔥With your knack for tech and humor, you could write a bestselling book called 'Debugging Marriage' with the chapters titled 'Don't Automate the Lightbulbs' and 'Microwaving Salad: The Forbidden Art.'
🔥Your posts about mules might just be the most dramatic plot twist in tech history. Who knew mules could outpace our software updates?

Quirky Challenges

😅For the love of all coding, could you please label your posts better? 'Went outside' could really use a sub-header like 'to fix my life choices.'
😅Try to restrain the urge to turn every tweet into a thesis on buffer safety—some of us are just here for the 'huh?' moments.
😅How about a series on the right way to microwave salad? Just saying, it could go viral.

Main Character Moments

✨When he casually revealed his take on voting rights as if discussing the latest Netflix series—#PlotTwist.
✨His tweets about the North Carolina recovery efforts exuding more compassion than a Hallmark movie on Christmas day.
✨That moment he celebrated Ferrocene’s accomplishment like it was the birth of his child—proud tech parent vibes.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

John could host tech workshops that integrate humor—'Coding Comedy Hour,' where every bug is just a setup for a punchline.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and coding insight that keeps his audience guessing... and laughing.
💎Connections to influential tech communities while keeping it relatable—he’s basically the friendly coder everyone wishes they could consult.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some memes; a well-timed meme can elevate a good point to viral status!
🚀Engage more with followers through polls about the quirkiest tech mishaps—get the community involved!
🚀Share more behind-the-scenes snippets of your coding life; everyone loves a good 'day in the life' vlog, even if it’s all about debugging.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see him as the king of 'Tech Comedy Night'—who needs a comedy club when you have followers who appreciate rust puns over stand-up?

Potential Superpower

Turning abstract tech concepts into relatable humor, like a superhero translating for the coding-challenged.

Future Community Role

The unofficial ambassador of humor for tech aficionados—replacing the typical corporate jargon with dad jokes at conferences.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Chuckler

Special Abilities

⚔️Rust developer with a dad joke arsenal
⚔️Political commentary with a side of absurdity
⚔️Home automation enthusiast turned amateur comedian

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to ramble on about obscure tech
💀Occasional lapse into philosophical musings
💀Unabashed fondness for odd food combinations

Quest Line

Master the art of turning code into comedy while advocating for a safer internet!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Draft for COVID jobs was secretly a masked government plot to train the next generation of 'super coders.'

Evidence Board

1. Correlation between tech job openings and government drafts post-COVID. 2. References to 'essential jobs' hinting at a hidden agenda. 3. Frequent mentions of Rust and safety as potential cover stories.

Secret Society

Society of Rusty Puns—dedicated to promoting safe coding practices through humor and dad jokes.

Truth Seeking Level

37%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CodingComedy—where every bug is an opportunity for a punchline.

Twitter Main Character

The guy who made the Rust language trending for absolutely no reason during a meme war.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Home Automation Hilarity, Inc.'—turning tech mishaps into comedic gold.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with a blinking background and GIFs of coding memes, promoting his love for Rust and dad jokes.

MySpace Era

Profiles decorated with snippets of Rust code and a playlist of Blink-182, titled 'Coding Anthems.'

Web3 Destiny

Leading the charge for decentralized comedy—‘Rust Puns on the Blockchain’ launching in 2030.

Future Post

'Just calculated my salad to microwave ratio—turns out it’s 0.7! How are we not talking about this?! #TechRant'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to marry humor with code brings warmth to the often cold world of tech discussions.

Charming Quirk

John often tweets like he’s writing secret messages—short, mysterious, and somehow always making you think twice before scrolling past.

Final Encouragement

"Keep up the laughter, John! Between the code and the comedy, you’re crafting the perfect social media recipe—one byte at a time!"

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