Thick thighs. Saves lives.
Brocutus of Borg: Saving Lives and Roasting Souls
Thick thighs and thick insights, this BlueSky pioneer is here to serve humor with a side of social awareness.
A delightful blend of wit and woe, like a sitcom with a serious message.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the finesse of a juggler on a unicycle, they deftly balance the absurdities of our political climate. Like, if the elections were a sitcom, they'd be the lead character who knows the punchline before it’s delivered.
Mixing nostalgia with sharp critiques, they dissect everything from Kamala Harris’s voice to Olympic ceremonies with such precision that even Shakespeare would raise an eyebrow in approval.
Their posts read like a self-help book written by a stand-up comedian—funny, yet poignant. When they mention their healed childhood trauma, it’s like watching a character arc unfold on a Netflix series—except it’s real life and way more relatable.
Writing Style
A rollercoaster of emotion, their writing is an exhilarating ride through humor, introspection, and biting social commentary, often punctuated by emojis for flavor—like hot sauce on fries.
Thought Leader Score
68%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty critiques on social issues
- Unexpected pop culture references
- A hint of existentialism in their humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Unraveling complex social issues with memes
- ✨Navigating the emotional landscape of video games
- ✨Creating oddly specific metaphors about politics and pop culture
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social justice posts, pop culture references, and humorous takes on life’s absurdities
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the thoughts of someone who blends humor with social criticism in an engaging and relatable manner.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3's humor with a sprinkle of Twitter's sharpness and relatability.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking someone who can appreciate thick thighs and deeper discussions on politics, mental health, and the occasional Tori Amos jam. Must love memes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Sometimes too philosophical on a first date; might bring up politics instead of small talk
- 🚩Obsessed with video game romances—expect a lot of 'who should I romance?' debates
- 🚩Frequent existential crises, but hey, that's just life!
Green Flags
- ✅A sharp sense of humor that cuts through the bullshit, like a detective in a noir film
- ✅Passionate about social issues, but knows when to just chill and laugh
- ✅Has a soft spot for nostalgic pop culture references—bonus points for Olivia Rodrigo fandom!
Perfect Match
A fellow meme connoisseur who can engage in deep conversations while making us both crack up.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cherished Sage with a Side of Sass
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, like that friend who always has the best memes and knows just when to drop a truth bomb.
Impact Assessment
Their blend of humor and heart has sparked dialogues that echo through the Bluesky universe, making them a beloved figure who's not afraid to mix it up.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Brocutus of Borg: Saving Lives and Roasting Souls
Thick thighs and thick insights, this BlueSky pioneer is here to serve humor with a side of social awareness.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of wit and woe, like a sitcom with a serious message."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If emotional vulnerability was a competitive sport, they’d be the gold medalist—just a tad over the top sometimes!
- 🔥Your political posts hit harder than a toddler's tantrum over leaving the playground.
- 🔥Their relationship with memes is like a sitcom couple—we love to see it, but sometimes they need to tone down the drama!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overusing the phrase "real girl math"—who knew math could be so sassy?
- 😅Slight addiction to spilling tea about celebrities—can we get a support group?
- 😅The intensity of their pop culture analyses really makes us wonder if they’ve ever considered a career in documentary filmmaking.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they eloquently described their ADHD journey while making us laugh—true protagonist energy!
- ✨When they turned a horror story about parenting into a relatable Twitter thread.
- ✨Their passionate rants about video game romances feel like soliloquies from a Shakespearean play—just add a sword fight.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for dismantling societal norms with humor, there’s definitely a future in podcasting or video essays in store!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Relatable storytelling that connects with diverse audiences
- 💎A unique ability to blend humor with hard-hitting truths
- 💎Natural charisma that shines through every post
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore collaboration with fellow humorists—imagine the laughs!
- 🚀Experiment with longer-form content; a blog could be a goldmine.
- 🚀Try diving deeper into mental health discussions—it’s a hot topic and your voice is refreshing!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect them to evolve into a multifaceted content creator—think videos, podcasts, and maybe even a book filled with their quirky insights!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make existential dread feel like a hug instead of a chokehold.
Future Community Role
As the wise mentor, they’ll guide the next generation of Bluesky users with a mix of sass and sincerity.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Social Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Critique Mastery
- ⚔️Existential Reflection
- ⚔️Pop Culture Dissector
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Emotional Vulnerability
- 💀Meming About Celebrity Tea
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social issues while providing laughs and insights.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Disney is secretly creating a universe where all fictional characters eventually merge into one chaotic reality show.
Evidence Board
1. Star Wars and Marvel crossovers. 2. The multitude of reboots. 3. The uncanny ability of Pixar to predict future trends.
Secret Society
The ‘Real Girl Math Society’ – calculating the true value of experiences versus materialism, all while making meme-worthy charts on the side.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PopCulturePhilosophy—where existential discussions about movie characters are mandatory.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate timeline, they are the person who accidentally sparks a global debate on the proper usage of 'thick thighs' in daily conversation.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Officer at a social justice non-profit with a side hustle in pop culture podcasting.
Metaverse Final Form
A vibrant hologram in the metaverse, hosting interactive workshops on communication through memes and pop culture references.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An aesthetic MySpace profile featuring a playlist of angsty songs and a custom background of '90s nostalgia, complete with a personal blog about life as a 'Misunderstood Aesthetic'.
Web3 Destiny
Leading discussions on the future of digital memes and social justice in web3—expect a virtual conference titled ‘Thick Thighs, Thicker Discussions’.
Future Post
‘2025: The Day I Finally Took My Own Advice—Emotional Vulnerability is a Superpower!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to weave humor into serious discussions is a rare gift that resonates profoundly with followers.
Charming Quirk
Has an uncanny way of citing pop culture to explain life's biggest mysteries—like how Tori Amos speaks to trauma; it just works!
Final Encouragement
"Keep the laughs coming, Brocutus! Remember, the world needs your thick thighs and thicker insights—don’t ever hold back!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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