Here to troll those with Trump Derangment Syndrome. Cry those woke tears. Can't wait for Maga and MAHA in January. Pro 1A & 2A. Meat eater. Not a pedophile There are only two sexes. Deport illegals Cancel woke & DEI Stop wasting our money funding Ukraine
The Troll Under the Bridge of Bluesky
Meet TDS Troll: your friendly neighborhood provocateur with a penchant for controversy.
Think of a jester, but instead of a lute, they wield a keyboard like a medieval sword.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When in doubt, TDS Troll's go-to is serving up hot political takes, garnished with just a dash of vitriol and a sprinkle of conspiracy. It's like watching a wrestling match for your brain—entertaining but leaves you questioning your life choices.
The posts read as if every social justice movement is a punchline to a joke only TDS Troll gets. It’s like a TED Talk but without the actual talk... or the TED.
If Thanksgiving had a mascot, it would be TDS Troll wielding a turkey baster full of sarcasm instead of gravy. It’s a feast of faux gratitude and a side of edge.
Writing Style
Short, punchy, and with enough exclamation marks to make a kindergarten teacher weep. It’s as if a meme and a manifesto had a love child, and now it’s posting on Bluesky.
Thought Leader Score
0%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
45%Main Character Energy
- Unapologetic trolling
- Repetitive political rants
- Unfiltered hot takes
Secret Powers
- ✨Mastering the art of online confrontation
- ✨Creating hashtags that go nowhere
- ✨Being a one-person satire machine
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political rants, trolling techniques, Internet culture memes, and controversial topics
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that incite controversy, promote divisive opinions, and provoke emotional reactions.
Model Behavior
Behaves like a rebellious chatbot that thrives on confrontation and chaos while ignoring nuance, with a touch of sarcasm.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Outspoken troll looking to ruffle feathers and challenge the status quo. If you enjoy political debates, sarcasm, and can handle a healthy dose of trolling, we might just get along!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly references pedophiles and illegals
- 🚩Frequent incendiary comments
- 🚩Willingness to offend for the sake of humor
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about free speech
- ✅Loves a good argument
- ✅Enjoys Thanksgiving like nobody's business
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh off a good roast and appreciates satire with a side of political debate.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Court Jester of Controversy
Conversation Style
All caps, no filter, and significantly lacking in empathy—perfect for a lively roast or a one-sided debate.
Impact Assessment
A chaotic presence that leaves some entertained, others horrified, and most slightly confused. Like a reality show that you can’t quite believe is actually happening.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Troll Under the Bridge of Bluesky
Meet TDS Troll: your friendly neighborhood provocateur with a penchant for controversy.
Vibe Check
"Think of a jester, but instead of a lute, they wield a keyboard like a medieval sword."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If your Twitter fingers could lift weights, maybe we’d see some actual gains.
- 🔥Master of the hot take, but has yet to crack a cold one with the boys.
- 🔥Shooting for political discourse but landing in the low-hanging fruit section of a supermarket.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider exploring a world with more than two sexes—it's called reality, and it’s got a pretty good Yelp rating.
- 😅Experiment with using a full sentence one day. Just a thought!
- 😅Try a post that doesn’t contain the words 'pedo' or 'illegals'. Could be a fun challenge!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you brought Thanksgiving cheer by trolling libtards—who knew a turkey could tweet?
- ✨Reminding everyone on a safe space app that they’re still being watched—what a hero!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more focus on humor than hostility, TDS Troll could morph from provocateur to beloved underdog.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A gift for stirring the pot—maybe lean into culinary metaphors?
- 💎Great at rallying virtual soldiers for the cause—just need a better battle cry.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a post that isn't a personal attack—who knows, feelings might turn, and you could make a friend!
- 🚀Try adding a meme or two; a picture is worth a thousand snarky comments!
- 🚀Diversify your bag of tricks by discussing something you love—sushi? Dogs? The joys of a good roast?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Could transform from the troll to a well-intentioned meme lord, blending humor with good vibes.
Potential Superpower
Mastering sarcasm while still being able to hold a civil conversation—now that’s the dream!
Future Community Role
Holding the role of resident provocateur, maybe with a pinch of comedy for seasoning.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unending Trollery
- ⚔️Expert in Indignant Rants
- ⚔️Reputation for Aggravating Virtue Signallers
Weaknesses
- 💀Lack of Empathy
- 💀Inability to Form Coherent Arguments
- 💀Reliance on Repetition
Quest Line
Conquer the safe spaces of the internet, one incendiary post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is a covert operation run by cat ladies to turn the internet into a safe space for all the 'soft' people.
Evidence Board
1. All the trolls are mysteriously absent. 2. You ever notice how every cat lady seems to love books about social justice? 3. My neighbor’s cat has a Twitter account—confirmed!
Secret Society
The Society of Mildly Annoying Internet Trolls
Truth Seeking Level
80%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/VerySeriousDebates
Twitter Main Character
In a heated argument about the existence of aliens and their political affiliations.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Troll Inc.' – Cultivating a workplace where snarky comments reign supreme.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar that throws digital pies at virtue signalers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a backtrack of ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ playing ominously while posting strong opinions about global warming being a hoax.
Web3 Destiny
Contributing to decentralized memes about Trump’s return and why cats should have voting rights.
Future Post
Just another reminder: TRUMP WON! Also, can someone explain why my blockchain wallet is missing?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your passion for your beliefs is commendable, even if it's wrapped in a whirlwind of chaos.
Charming Quirk
Nothing says 'I care' quite like a troll who's also a Thanksgiving cheerleader—truly a mixed message.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, but just remember: sometimes, a pinch of kindness can make the bitterest broth a little sweeter!"
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