Climate change, oceans, blue carbon @ucdavis Bodega Marine Lab. Author. Also an admin supporting university public scholarship with @ucdavisengaged.bsky.social Author of: At Every Depth @ateverydepth.bsky.social AtEveryDepth.com bio.site/tessahill
Tessa Hill: The Ocean's Sassiest Advocate
A marine guardian armed with enthusiasm, whimsy, and a hundred ocean-related puns.
Tessa’s feed is like a splash of seawater on a hot day—refreshingly invigorating with a few gentle waves of humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tessa dives deep into climate realities, managing to make urgent environmental issues feel like a chat over coffee, only with slightly more oceanic doom scrolling.
Her insights make the great blue seem less like a big scary abyss and more like a delightful adventure—if only we could get the fish to respond to her tweets.
Tessa seamlessly blends personal anecdotes with activism, showing us that even the smallest actions can ripple through the ocean of social media.
Writing Style
Her style—part academic, part earnest sea captain—makes you feel both educated and entertained, as if you’re being schooled in marine life while sitting on a beach.
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Ocean Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Ocean Enthusiasm
- Clever Wordplay
- Community Builder
Secret Powers
- ✨Marine Biology Puns
- ✨Master List Creator
- ✨Inspirational Baker
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Marine biology, climate change awareness, community engagement, and a sprinkle of humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a marine biologist with a passion for community building and a love for the ocean.
Model Behavior
Whimsical and educational, with a side of sarcasm.
Token Count
2100
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Climate change enthusiast and ocean advocate who believes in saving the world one marine pun at a time. If you love deep dives into the ocean as much as heart-to-heart chats over coffee, we’ll get along swimmingly!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too obsessed with lists—you may want to join her Ocean Women II committee just to feel included!
- 🚩Spent Thanksgiving discussing baking lessons instead of pastries—seriously?
- 🚩Can turn any conversation into marine biology—beware of seaside-scholarly rants.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong dedication to activism—your eco-heart will grow three sizes!
- ✅Culinary expert—she’s got the baking chops to make even sea lettuce delicious!
- ✅Infectious optimism—get ready for a positivity wave that'll sweep you off your feet!
Perfect Match
Someone who loves the ocean, embraces the power of community, and can keep up with her pun game.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Marine Advocate Extraordinaire
Conversation Style
Tessa’s conversational style is like a warm ocean breeze—inviting, with just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting, especially when addressing crow traffic.
Impact Assessment
She’s the type of person who could make a sea cucumber sound fascinating, and her followers appreciate her clarity, humor, and commitment every wave of the way.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tessa Hill: The Ocean's Sassiest Advocate
A marine guardian armed with enthusiasm, whimsy, and a hundred ocean-related puns.
Vibe Check
"Tessa’s feed is like a splash of seawater on a hot day—refreshingly invigorating with a few gentle waves of humor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You’ve got so many lists going, I’m starting to think you’re running a marine-themed version of Santa’s workshop.
- 🔥For someone so committed to climate change awareness, your posting about green tomatoes really makes me wonder if you’re preparing to pivot to amateur gardening.
- 🔥Your love for adding folks to lists could rival a high school prom committee’s enthusiasm for organizing a dance.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try to post about a different color of the ocean—not just blue! Maybe a post on the hidden depths of chartreuse?
- 😅How about a post with zero marine life references? Just one—just to test the waters?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you turned a family Thanksgiving into a seminar on the life lessons one learns from baking pie. Only Tessa!
- ✨Your excitement over phytoplankton popsicles—who knew ocean acidification could be so delicious?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your passion for engaging communities could easily turn into a movement—perhaps a 'Oceanic Positivity Month' campaign?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in marine biology
- 💎Natural talent for community organizing
- 💎Ability to make complex science accessible
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast—'Tessa Talks Tides' has a nice ring to it!
- 🚀Host virtual ocean-themed cooking demonstrations. Cooking with seaweed, anyone?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tessa will soon be leading online workshops that blend marine biology with DIY ocean activism — expect make-your-own coral reefs!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any conversation into an environmental lesson without anyone feeling lectured.
Future Community Role
In the next few months, Tessa might just find herself on the Bluesky advisory board for all things ocean-related.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Ocean Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Marine Pun Mastery
- ⚔️List-Making Sorceress
- ⚔️Community Engagement Wizard
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Many Lists Syndrome
- 💀Overzealous Tomato Enthusiasm
- 💀Occasional Crow Traffic Conspiracy
Quest Line
To save the oceans while exploring the depths of human connection and humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The ocean is secretly trying to communicate with humans through marine life—those dolphins are just trying to tell us something!
Evidence Board
1. Increasing sightings of dolphins near beaches as climate change discussions rise. 2. Sudden popularity of sea shanties—what if they’re actually coded messages? 3. Tessa’s constant tagging of marine life in her posts—coincidence or connection?
Secret Society
Society of Oceanic Conspirators—solving the world's ocean mysteries, one tide at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/OceanicConspiracyTheories—where dolphins discuss human behavior and tides bring enlightenment.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternative universe, Tessa is leading a campaign against the use of plastic straws—creating an elaborate online presence that involves animated fish characters in all her posts.
LinkedIn Title
Marine Climate Change Advocate who spearheads environmental initiatives while encouraging budding oceanographers to explore new depths—of their potential!
Metaverse Final Form
Chief underwater diplomat in Zuck’s metaverse, using her knowledge of marine ecosystems to create virtual oceans and digital coral reefs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with ocean-themed glitter graphics and an impeccable playlist of sea shanties—bottom line, she's ready to rock the waves!
Web3 Destiny
Leading virtual marine biology workshops that combine NFTs with coral restoration efforts—because, why not? Who needs physical fish when you have digital ones?
Future Post
‘Saw a dolphin today! It definitely gave me the look of ‘save our oceans’—Feeling inspired to write a new manifesto!”
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unwavering dedication to climate change advocacy is not just impressive—it’s positively contagious.
Charming Quirk
Your love for adding everyone to your Ocean Women lists is endearing, even if it sometimes feels like you're running a marine matchmaking service.
Final Encouragement
"Keep your tides rolling, Tessa! The world needs more advocates like you—just try not to drench us in lists every time!"
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