Deny, Defend, Depose Mouthy, profane, former SW, gamer, activist, cook, author. Foodie feed: https://bsky.app/profile/theceltickitchen.bsky.
The Angry Wrench: Your Favorite Profane Philosopher
Navigating the chaotic internet with a perfectly calibrated mix of rage and wit.
Like a spicy taco truck on a rainy day—unexpectedly delightful yet slightly hazardous.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigating the labyrinthine world of insurance with a guide who'd make Theseus proud. Who knew demanding your rightful records could be a thrilling escapade?
Every tweet is a grenade thrown into the echo chamber, tossing the ridiculousness of modern politics around like a salad on a roller coaster.
A blend of warmth and real-talk, reminding us all to hug our inner demons—albeit while screaming at the external ones.
Celebrating queer artists like a cheerleader with a megaphone—who knew activism could come with such a catchy soundtrack?
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of profanity and poetry, placing 'f-bombs' and insight on the same shelf like fine wines—both best enjoyed after hours.
Thought Leader Score
91%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Activist
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Mouthy with a heart
- Profane yet poignant
- Wields the sword of sarcasm
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in internet research
- ✨Culinary wizardry (in the kitchen)
- ✨Political commentary with a side of humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A robust dataset of social activism, culinary arts, and meme culture, sprinkled with the sarcasm of a thousand punchlines.
Prompt Engineering
Generate a uniquely sassy activist voice that can roast inadequacies while serving up heartfelt insights.
Model Behavior
Echoes of the outspoken yet witty philosopher, delivering messages with a side of humor and urgency, like a caffeinated TED Talk.
Token Count
1275
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Profane philosopher seeking fellow troublemakers to dissect the world's absurdities over coffee or cocktails. Must appreciate sarcasm, the smell of freshly cooked meals, and passionate debates about healthcare and queer visibility."
Red Flags
- 🚩Can't handle strong opinions
- 🚩Invested in 'both sides are the same' rhetoric
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates a spicy sense of humor
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Enjoys cooking and sharing food
Perfect Match
Someone who knows the difference between a taco truck and a Michelin star, and isn’t afraid to argue about it.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The No-Nonsense Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging like a friendly bouncer who tells you to get your shit together while also offering you a drink.
Impact Assessment
Like a whirlwind that stirs up conversations, provokes thought, and sometimes raises an eyebrow. Expect some eye rolls—but in a good way!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Angry Wrench: Your Favorite Profane Philosopher
Navigating the chaotic internet with a perfectly calibrated mix of rage and wit.
Vibe Check
"Like a spicy taco truck on a rainy day—unexpectedly delightful yet slightly hazardous."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Someone should remind The Angry Wrench that not every battle needs a hashtag.
- 🔥Ever consider switching to less profanity? Nah, what was I thinking—this is pure gold!
- 🔥With all that rage, they could probably power a small city.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could tone down the political rants to under six shots of espresso?
- 😅Maybe a cooking segment would help channel that fiery spirit into some chill recipes?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When the mug shot of Nick Fuentes made their day—truly, the hero we need!
- ✨Every time they guzzle on that dumpster fire of politics, they spark a full bonfire of discourse.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that passion and wit, being a public speaker or writer could be a natural next step.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Quick wit that can roast like a pro
- 💎Ability to turn rage into art—seriously, there's a book or a podcast in there!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series on how to mix cooking with activism—'Sautéing with Sarcasm', anyone?
- 🚀Regular threads on mental health could deepen community ties and show another facet of your persona.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They might morph into a social media sage, dropping wisdom like it’s hot—because, let's face it, some people are just begging for a higher dose of soul food.
Potential Superpower
Transforming public outrage into constructive discourse while still throwing shade like a pro.
Future Community Role
The unyielding spirit of accountability; kind of like a voice for the ignored but with a dash of spice!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Profanity Bombs
- ⚔️Culinary Persuasion
- ⚔️Political Commentary Spin
Weaknesses
- 💀Tolerance for ignorance
- 💀The desire for civil discourse
- 💀Resistance to chill vibes
Quest Line
Daring to challenge the status quo, one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Pharma is hiding a secret recipe for the perfect taco that cures all ailments.
Evidence Board
A collection of disproven nutritional studies, conspiracy memes about health insurance, and a taco recipe that involves kitchen sink ingredients.
Secret Society
The Illuminaughty - a secret cabal of rogue chefs and activists aiming to overthrow bland cuisine and mediocre policies.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MadAsHellAboutPolitics
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated thread over the merits of pineapple on pizza during a political crisis.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sassy Activist at Spicy Discourse Co.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic culinary activist, hosting virtual cook-offs to roast social injustices while whipping up tacos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customizable profile with an auto-playing playlist of anti-establishment punk songs while waging war against mediocrity.
Web3 Destiny
Projected as a decentralized platform for culinary activism, merging food and political discussions, where users can share recipes and rants alike.
Future Post
Just dropped a new thread detailing the rise of avocado toast as a revolutionary act against capitalism. Stay tuned!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Passion for justice that's as fiery as their favorite dish!
Charming Quirk
The ability to drop an f-bomb while simultaneously educating their followers.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the digital snow globe of this world! Just remember, sometimes a little sweetness can go a long way amidst all the spice."
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