Corms

@thecorms.bsky.social

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269

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Nov 9, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Birdland emigré. Cubs & Bears. Baseball. History buff. Above replacement level trivia player. Politics/current events.

Corms: The Home Run Derby of Twitter's Comedy Club

Caught between baseball stats and historical data, Corms swings for the fences and occasionally hits a home run.

A delightful blend of sports enthusiasm and sharp social commentary, with a dash of dad joke charm.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Baseball

85%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Baseball90%

Corms’ love for the Chicago Cubs shines through like a well-polished trophy, with daily walkoffs that could put a Hall of Famer's stats to shame.

Politics85%

Navigating the political landscape with the grace of a tightrope walker, Corms balances opinions and facts like they’re juggling flaming torches.

History80%

Corms' historical references hit harder than a curveball thrown by Nolan Ryan; it’s a home run for trivia lovers everywhere!

Writing Style

Corms writes with the precision of a baseball pitcher, blending stats and storytelling that keep us on the edge of our seats, while throwing in a slider of comedic timing every now and then.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Stats Savant

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Obsessively tracks daily sports statistics
Witty political commentary
History buff with trivia mastery

Secret Powers

✨Instant historical fact recall
✨Cracking the code on trending topics
✨Mastery of internet humor

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Baseball statistics, political commentary, historical events, and internet humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty sports commentary that also includes historical references and current political insights.

Model Behavior

Corms behaves like the love child of a historical scholar and an overzealous sports commentator, armed with a Twitter feed full of gifs.

Token Count

4500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sports fanatic who believes every Cubs game should include a history lesson. In need of a partner who loves stats, trivia, and can handle political rants over hotdogs."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with sports stats—might bore you to tears at dinner parties.
🚩Tends to turn every conversation into a political debate (bring your A-game!).
🚩Will definitely try to correct your grammar during texting.

Green Flags

✅Can recite historical facts that double as fascinating conversation starters.
✅Knows the perfect time to dish out a witty dad joke.
✅Is always down for trivia night (you’ll definitely win!).

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the art of sports and history without asking too many questions about the stats.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sports Historian

Conversation Style

Engages in light banter that has the subtlety of a pinch-hit during a tight game—quick, impactful, and definitely memorable.

Impact Assessment

Corms contributes to a friendly vibe, making history and sports feel accessible, like sharing a hot dog at a game.

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Corms: The Home Run Derby of Twitter's Comedy Club

Caught between baseball stats and historical data, Corms swings for the fences and occasionally hits a home run.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of sports enthusiasm and sharp social commentary, with a dash of dad joke charm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Daily Walkoffs that rival more frequent player trades—gotta keep bringing that enthusiasm!
🔥Some might say Corms is more invested in stats than actual games, but who needs live sports when you’ve got a grid of numbers?
🔥When your political takes hit harder than a Cubs home run, even the opposing fans gotta respect it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding the balance between sports and politics without spilling your nachos is tougher than it looks!
😅Trying to explain to your friends why baseball stats are more important than their weekend plans—good luck!
😅Struggling to explain the nuance of the Oxford comma to a casual Twitter user while defending your sports stats.

Main Character Moments

✨When Corms announces they've achieved an Immaculate Grid—it feels like the world’s smallest World Series celebration!
✨Their reaction to a bad Bears defense is the kind of emotional rollercoaster that turns fans into philosophers.
✨Expressing frustration over the boundary cam decision with the finesse of a seasoned sports broadcaster.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a unique voice like Corms', diving deeper into longer formats could evolve into a blog or podcast—thoughts on the daily trends could fill airwaves!

Unique Advantages

💎A keen eye for trends allows for rapid engagement with current events.
💎An impressive ability to connect historical events with present-day situations—like connecting a baseball game with a political debate.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a podcast series combining sports history with current events—imagine the audience at spring training!
🚀Try curating 'Cubs vs. Politics' threads that engage both fan bases—talk about a home run collaboration!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Corms may evolve into a beloved voice on an online sports network, where fans crave their brand of commentary!

Potential Superpower

The ability to predict social media trends before they hit, bringing baseball stats to popular consciousness just ahead of the curve.

Future Community Role

An essential contributor to the blending of the sports and history community, possibly overseeing trivia nights at local bars!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Statistical Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Immaculate Grid Mastery
⚔️Political Commentary Cannon
⚔️Historical Insight Strike

Weaknesses

💀Inability to enjoy a game without a stat sheet
💀Distracted by historical trivia during live sports
💀Unnecessary explanations about sports to the uninitiated

Quest Line

To enlighten the unworthy with the finest blend of sports facts and historical insights, while surviving the chaos of modern politics.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The baseball diamond is a coded message for time travel—don’t step on the lines, you might disrupt the space-time continuum!

Evidence Board

1. Immaculate Grids have inexplicable ties to historical events 2. Cubs fans have been witnessed to perform strange rituals during games 3. Political ramifications always seem to follow a World Series win or loss.

Secret Society

The Society of Statistical Overthinkers—dedicated to analyzing the correlations between player stats and world events.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BaseballHistorians

Twitter Main Character

The person tweeting live updates during a Cubs game while referencing the Civil War.

LinkedIn Title

Senior VP of Historical Sports Analysis at the American Sports Archive.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate Sports Historian in the metaverse, hosting simulations of historical sports moments.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An elaborate GeoCities page with low-res baseball photos and a guestbook to leave trivia about the '93 World Series.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out in Cubs colors with a playlist of 90s baseball anthems and a bio that screams 'I love stats more than life itself.'

Web3 Destiny

Crypto collectibles of famous baseball moments with accompanying historical facts that sell like hotcakes.

Future Post

In 2025: 'Just found a rare Immaculate Grid that proves time travel exists – every time the Cubs win, history changes!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Corms’ ability to blend humor, sports, and history is a trifecta that makes them a must-follow!

Charming Quirk

Their love for the Daily Walkoff is endearing, making every post feel like a new inning in a game.

Final Encouragement

"Keep swinging for the fences, Corms! The internet needs more of your clever observations and home-run humor."

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