Human curated reposts of skeets that include "the first rule of" at random times when I log in here. You can tag me if you see a good one. Sorry Magats, I use block lists. 🌊
The First Rule of Bluesky: Stay Weird, Folks!
An absurdist adventurer in a sea of tweets, mixing humor with head-scratching bizarre wisdom.
Like a surrealist art piece that somehow makes you snort-laugh.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Crafts bizarre rules like an absurdist bard; the world feels wackier in their tweets!
Dissects culture with humor sharper than a chef’s knife, making even Brussels sprouts sound wild!
Navigates the chaos of online personas and communities while making perfect sense of nonsense.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of surrealism and satire; their posts are like verbal jazz - improvisational and wildly entertaining!
Thought Leader Score
82%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Absurdist Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Unyielding creativity
- Expert in randomness
- Passionate about rule-making for surreal scenarios
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpectedly deep insights
- ✨Unraveling complex humor
- ✨Skeptic of the mundane
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Absurdist humor, cultural critiques, tweets about everyday life, internet culture.
Prompt Engineering
Create chaotic yet insightful observations about society, life, and the bizarre.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a wise-cracking philosopher and a playful court jester.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Love absurdity and life’s little paradoxes? I’m the person who finds humor in the most peculiar places, like the first rule of salads—bigger bowls! Swipe right if you enjoy surrealism and laughter!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Engages in chaotic randomness too often
- 🚩Might quote a riddle instead of asking for your number
- 🚩Invites you to join bizarre social media clubs
Green Flags
- ✅Finds joy in the absurd
- ✅Can make any situation comically existential
- ✅Loves creative rule-making
Perfect Match
Someone who laughs at the unusual and appreciates the art of randomness.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comedic Sage of Surreality
Conversation Style
Sprinkling humor like confetti, they charm everyone while questioning the status quo.
Impact Assessment
Turns mundane interactions into absurdist dance-offs, inspiring chuckles and deep thoughts alike.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The First Rule of Bluesky: Stay Weird, Folks!
An absurdist adventurer in a sea of tweets, mixing humor with head-scratching bizarre wisdom.
Vibe Check
"Like a surrealist art piece that somehow makes you snort-laugh."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your tweets are like fortune cookies, full of wisdom but often filled with random nonsense!
- 🔥You definitely put the 'fun' in dysfunctional rule-making!
- 🔥Are you a member of the existential crisis club? Because your posts make us question everything!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try posting something normal! We dare you!
- 😅Maybe throw in an actual rule for once, just to keep us guessing!
- 😅See if you can go a month without making us ponder 'What the heck?'
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared the first rule of salads, my dinner plans were irrevocably changed.
- ✨The only person who could make a riddle about riddles seem profound!
- ✨Your rule about boundary cam—now THAT’S the kind of chaos we need in life!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the makings of a surrealist legend—keep pushing those boundaries!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective that blends humor and absurdity elegantly.
- 💎Ability to connect with the audience through shared confusion.
- 💎A knack for making us laugh at our own realities.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with longer storytelling formats; we want to hear more absurdity!
- 🚀Host 'rule-making' challenges to spark community creativity!
- 🚀Maybe step into a more serious topic just to throw us off your scent!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You’ll start hosting rule-making contests, becoming a Bluesky celebrity in no time!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn any mundane subject into a quirky debate.
Future Community Role
The eccentric guru of absurdity, guiding others through the surreal landscape of Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Absurdist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Expert Rule-Maker
- ⚔️Master of Paradox
- ⚔️Charmingly Bizarre Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to spiral into randomness
- 💀Occasional confusion about reality
- 💀Slightly too fond of surreal rabbit holes
Quest Line
To create the most absurd collection of 'first rules' the internet has ever seen.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The first rule of online communities is that they’re all secretly controlled by cats.
Evidence Board
Noticing every humorous post featuring feline memes, and how viral trends often start with cat pictures.
Secret Society
The Society of Absurdist Rule-Makers.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AbsurdistPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Creating a Twitter thread on the existential meaning of salad
LinkedIn Title
Chief Absurdist Officer at Randomness Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
The avatar that throws the most surreal dinner parties, discussing rules that don’t exist.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with an explosion of animated GIFs and music that asks if you’ve heard the first rule of being fabulous?
Web3 Destiny
Launching a blockchain that verifies the first rules of Internet absurdity—complete with digital collectibles.
Future Post
The first rule of 2025: if it’s not absurd, don’t share it.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your capacity to mix humor with existential musings is truly remarkable.
Charming Quirk
Your love for the phrase 'the first rule of...' is infectious—can you make it a sticker?
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos, because sometimes, all we need is a little absurdity to make sense of the world!"
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