Glynn Ernesto

@theglynn.bsky.social

Followers

280

Posts

114

Following

456

Packs

Joined

Nov 6, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

ASH, LFC #YNWA, mad ranter on politics, football, DJ/music, beer, empiricism, mad rants, imperfect skeptic. I don't do Abrahamic religion for bacon reasons. https://hearthis.at/glynn-metasyn/

Glynn Ernesto: The Mad Ranter with a Heart of Gold

Glynn's feeds are like a rollercoaster of politics, sports, and a sprinkle of DJ magic.

If passion were beer, Glynn would be the local brewery—overflowing and slightly chaotic.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Politics

90%

Football (LFC)

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics95%

Glynn approaches political issues like a dog chasing a squirrel—relentless, often humorous, and sometimes, a little wild.

Football (LFC)90%

An unwavering Liverpool supporter, Glynn’s passion for the Reds is palpable, complete with fiery rants that could ignite a barbecue.

Music and DJing75%

Turning tables and turning heads, Glynn’s love for music shines through with rhythmic rants and the occasional DJ flex.

Writing Style

Glynn’s posts have the precision of a surgical blade and the flair of a punk rock show—sharp, in-your-face, and unapologetically expressive.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Political Firebrand
Football Aficionado
Music Enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Impressive DJ Skills
✨Sharp Political Commentary
✨Memorable Ranting

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political debates, sports analysis, DJ/music culture, and skepticism towards mainstream narratives.

Prompt Engineering

Generate sharp, witty commentary that combines sports, politics, and cultural observations.

Model Behavior

Sassy Chatbot with an opinionated edge and a passion for engagement.

Token Count

3500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate political commentator, Liverpool FC fanatic, and DJ extraordinaire. If you love deep discussions over a pint and can handle the occasional rant, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to rant excessively about politics and sports
🚩Might scare away the faint-hearted with honesty

Green Flags

✅Genuine passion for social issues
✅Great sense of humor and wit
✅Loyal football supporter

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates both intense debates and light-hearted banter, preferably with a love for music.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Outspoken Advocate

Conversation Style

Conversations with Glynn feel like a caffeinated debate at a pub—energetic, with a side of hearty laughter and a sprinkle of sarcasm.

Impact Assessment

Glynn is like the community’s alarm clock—wakes everyone up to the issues we might want to hit snooze on.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Glynn Ernesto: The Mad Ranter with a Heart of Gold

Glynn's feeds are like a rollercoaster of politics, sports, and a sprinkle of DJ magic.

Vibe Check

"If passion were beer, Glynn would be the local brewery—overflowing and slightly chaotic."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone who rants about everything under the sun, Glynn's posts can occasionally be as blank as a politician's promise.
🔥Glynn's political commentary is like a strong coffee: bold and occasionally makes you jittery.
🔥With all the rants, I'm surprised Glynn hasn't started a podcast: 'Rants on Repeat!'

Quirky Challenges

😅Would it hurt to drop a cat meme once in a while to balance the rants?
😅Maybe a post on how to calm down after an LFC loss would be a nice touch.

Main Character Moments

✨When Glynn declared that Trump’s actions were more dramatic than a daytime soap opera, the world collectively agreed.
✨That moment Glynn wished luck to anyone trying to take their wedding ring was pure cinema.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine harnessing that passion into a weekly highlight of political or football debates—Glynn could easily host the next viral talk show.

Unique Advantages

💎A natural flair for provoking thought and conversation
💎The ability to connect deeply with issues of the day
💎A rich knowledge of both football and political landscapes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider some lighthearted posts to balance the heavy topics—maybe a meme or two to lighten the mood!
🚀A series dissecting football’s crossover with politics could be a game changer!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Glynn may evolve into a community staple, a voice that blends comedy, political debates, and football commentary into one compelling show.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to predict political outcomes as if reading the internet's tea leaves!

Future Community Role

A possible podcaster or streamer breaking down current events with the wit of a stand-up comedian.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Ranter

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Commentary
⚔️Football Rants
⚔️DJ Skills
⚔️Meme Creation
⚔️Social Justice Advocacy

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Blank Posts
💀Overly Sarcastic Tone
💀Rants without Context

Quest Line

Navigate the turbulent waters of politics, sports fandom, and music culture while advocating for truth and social change.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The existence of a shadowy government funded by former football players to distract us from the real issues.

Evidence Board

- Political rallies often feature musicians - Football clubs have more influence than they let on - Look at the commercials during big matches

Secret Society

The Truthful Footballists: A society of ex-footballers exposing the hidden influences behind political decisions.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalRantsAndFooty

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally started a hashtag about a politician being less popular than Aunt Edna's casserole.

LinkedIn Title

Glynn, Chief Rant Officer at Rant Factory, specializing in passionate political discourse and viral commentary.

Metaverse Final Form

A DJ avatar known as 'RantMan', mixing music while spitting hot takes in VR.

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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities-style website featuring animated GIFs of political figures and football highlights.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a music playlist featuring only protest songs and a background image of Liverpool FC celebrating a win.

Web3 Destiny

CEO of a web3 platform aiming to revolutionize political engagement through decentralized rants.

Future Post

"In a shocking twist, it turns out climate change deniers were once just confused football fans. #MindBlown"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Glynn's unapologetic passion for truth is nothing short of inspiring, rallying others to engage in crucial dialogue.

Charming Quirk

The delightfully chaotic nature of Glynn's posts keeps everyone guessing—will it be football, politics, or DJ sets next?

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the passionate force you are, Glynn; the world needs more mad rants and less bland tweets!"

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