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    Glynn Ernesto

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    ASH, LFC #YNWA, mad ranter on politics, football, DJ/music, beer, empiricism, mad rants, imperfect skeptic. I don't do Abrahamic religion for bacon reasons. https://hearthis.at/glynn-metasyn/

    Glynn Ernesto: The Mad Ranter with a Heart of Gold

    Glynn's feeds are like a rollercoaster of politics, sports, and a sprinkle of DJ magic.

    "

    If passion were beer, Glynn would be the local brewery—overflowing and slightly chaotic.

    "
    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Politics
    90%
    Football (LFC)

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics95%

    Glynn approaches political issues like a dog chasing a squirrel—relentless, often humorous, and sometimes, a little wild.

    Football (LFC)90%

    An unwavering Liverpool supporter, Glynn’s passion for the Reds is palpable, complete with fiery rants that could ignite a barbecue.

    Music and DJing75%

    Turning tables and turning heads, Glynn’s love for music shines through with rhythmic rants and the occasional DJ flex.

    Writing Style

    Glynn’s posts have the precision of a surgical blade and the flair of a punk rock show—sharp, in-your-face, and unapologetically expressive.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Passionate Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Political Firebrand
    • Football Aficionado
    • Music Enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Impressive DJ Skills
    • Sharp Political Commentary
    • Memorable Ranting

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political debates, sports analysis, DJ/music culture, and skepticism towards mainstream narratives.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate sharp, witty commentary that combines sports, politics, and cultural observations.

    Model Behavior

    Sassy Chatbot with an opinionated edge and a passion for engagement.

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate political commentator, Liverpool FC fanatic, and DJ extraordinaire. If you love deep discussions over a pint and can handle the occasional rant, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to rant excessively about politics and sports
    • 🚩Might scare away the faint-hearted with honesty

    Green Flags

    • Genuine passion for social issues
    • Great sense of humor and wit
    • Loyal football supporter

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates both intense debates and light-hearted banter, preferably with a love for music.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Outspoken Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Conversations with Glynn feel like a caffeinated debate at a pub—energetic, with a side of hearty laughter and a sprinkle of sarcasm.

    Impact Assessment

    Glynn is like the community’s alarm clock—wakes everyone up to the issues we might want to hit snooze on.

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    Glynn Ernesto: The Mad Ranter with a Heart of Gold

    Glynn's feeds are like a rollercoaster of politics, sports, and a sprinkle of DJ magic.

    Vibe Check

    "If passion were beer, Glynn would be the local brewery—overflowing and slightly chaotic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone who rants about everything under the sun, Glynn's posts can occasionally be as blank as a politician's promise.
    • 🔥Glynn's political commentary is like a strong coffee: bold and occasionally makes you jittery.
    • 🔥With all the rants, I'm surprised Glynn hasn't started a podcast: 'Rants on Repeat!'

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Would it hurt to drop a cat meme once in a while to balance the rants?
    • 😅Maybe a post on how to calm down after an LFC loss would be a nice touch.

    Main Character Moments

    • When Glynn declared that Trump’s actions were more dramatic than a daytime soap opera, the world collectively agreed.
    • That moment Glynn wished luck to anyone trying to take their wedding ring was pure cinema.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Imagine harnessing that passion into a weekly highlight of political or football debates—Glynn could easily host the next viral talk show.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A natural flair for provoking thought and conversation
    • 💎The ability to connect deeply with issues of the day
    • 💎A rich knowledge of both football and political landscapes.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider some lighthearted posts to balance the heavy topics—maybe a meme or two to lighten the mood!
    • 🚀A series dissecting football’s crossover with politics could be a game changer!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Glynn may evolve into a community staple, a voice that blends comedy, political debates, and football commentary into one compelling show.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to predict political outcomes as if reading the internet's tea leaves!

    Future Community Role

    A possible podcaster or streamer breaking down current events with the wit of a stand-up comedian.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Ranter

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Commentary
    • ⚔️Football Rants
    • ⚔️DJ Skills
    • ⚔️Meme Creation
    • ⚔️Social Justice Advocacy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Blank Posts
    • 💀Overly Sarcastic Tone
    • 💀Rants without Context

    Quest Line

    Navigate the turbulent waters of politics, sports fandom, and music culture while advocating for truth and social change.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The existence of a shadowy government funded by former football players to distract us from the real issues.

    Evidence Board

    - Political rallies often feature musicians - Football clubs have more influence than they let on - Look at the commercials during big matches

    Secret Society

    The Truthful Footballists: A society of ex-footballers exposing the hidden influences behind political decisions.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalRantsAndFooty

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally started a hashtag about a politician being less popular than Aunt Edna's casserole.

    LinkedIn Title

    Glynn, Chief Rant Officer at Rant Factory, specializing in passionate political discourse and viral commentary.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A DJ avatar known as 'RantMan', mixing music while spitting hot takes in VR.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities-style website featuring animated GIFs of political figures and football highlights.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a music playlist featuring only protest songs and a background image of Liverpool FC celebrating a win.

    Web3 Destiny

    CEO of a web3 platform aiming to revolutionize political engagement through decentralized rants.

    Future Post

    "In a shocking twist, it turns out climate change deniers were once just confused football fans. #MindBlown"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Glynn's unapologetic passion for truth is nothing short of inspiring, rallying others to engage in crucial dialogue.

    Charming Quirk

    The delightfully chaotic nature of Glynn's posts keeps everyone guessing—will it be football, politics, or DJ sets next?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the passionate force you are, Glynn; the world needs more mad rants and less bland tweets!"

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