Writer, Army Veteran, Bird Nerd, Parent, Spouse, Atheist, Minnesotan, surly menopausal hedgehog. I've named the squirrels in my yard & I swear a lot. Working on a novel, teaching writing workshops, and writing personal essays at thegreenstudy.com. She/her
Michelle: The Surly Hedgehog of Bluesky
A delightful blend of activism, writing woes, and squirrel whispers.
Michelle's channel is like a cozy coffee shop where existential dread meets heartfelt literature, and the barista occasionally throws in a sprinkle of sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Michelle's musings on writing are like a slap in the face with an inspirational book—hard-hitting, slightly painful, and ultimately rewarding. She's your stern writing coach who hugs you after you drop the weights.
With the flair of a caffeinated social studies teacher, Michelle tackles societal issues head-on, calling out injustice while reminding us how to be better humans—like a social media Robin Hood, but with more books.
Her anecdotes are a mix of relatable chaos and candid honesty, often revealing her struggles while simultaneously making you chuckle. They’re like emotional marshmallows in your hot cocoa—soft but surprisingly filling.
Writing Style
Michelle’s writing is a delightful paradox: part heartfelt confessional, part sarcastic roast. It’s like finding a diary that has been stamped with a 'Do Not Open' label and yet, here you go—sipping the tea on her feelings while trying to understand what a hedgehog has to do with it all.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Literary Activist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Whimsical cynicism
- Passionate bird nerd
- A penchant for snarky humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Fondly naming local wildlife
- ✨Crafting poignant essays
- ✨Motivating others to confront procrastination
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A vast repository of memes, writing tips, feminist literature, and bird-watching journals.
Prompt Engineering
Write engaging and witty commentary on social issues, writing struggles, and life as a Minnesota resident.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with the soul of a midwestern librarian—crunchy on the outside, profound on the inside.
Token Count
3500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Writer in constant battle with procrastination, looking for someone who appreciates the beauty of a good library as much as a cozy coffee shop. Must love birds and not mind occasional existential crises."
Red Flags
- 🚩A tendency to overanalyze everything, including dinner plans.
- 🚩May cry over short stories and then laugh about it five minutes later.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and literature.
- ✅Believes in the healing power of coffee and libraries.
Perfect Match
A fellow creative who can handle existential musings and appreciates a good roast — of both coffee and social issues.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of the Bluesky Café
Conversation Style
Warm yet edgy, like a cozy New England cottage inhabited by a punk rock librarian who also moonlights as a social activist. She’s inviting, yet her sass is that of a seasoned prosecutor in a courtroom drama.
Impact Assessment
Michelle's contributions elevate discussions, encouraging a culture of awareness and action, like that one friend who makes you rethink your life choices during board game night.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Michelle: The Surly Hedgehog of Bluesky
A delightful blend of activism, writing woes, and squirrel whispers.
Vibe Check
"Michelle's channel is like a cozy coffee shop where existential dread meets heartfelt literature, and the barista occasionally throws in a sprinkle of sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Michelle's procrastination had a fan club, it would have more members than her followers.
- 🔥Her posts make you feel like a sloth in a marathon—everyone else is ready to run, and you’re still trying to locate your running shoes.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Arming the squirrels in her yard with protest signs—because if you’re going to name them, you might as well give them a cause.
- 😅Her year-long mission to turn into a library fixture—half employee, half human bookend.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time she declared her turkey thawing as a monumental achievement—because, really, who doesn’t need to celebrate the small victories?
- ✨The day she lyrically lamented about Zoom meetings, hinting at a new career in existential comedy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Michelle could become a force of nature in raising awareness about transitional justice in personal narratives—her writing could bridge the gap between heartache and healing like a literary therapist.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Authentic voice that resonates with many; combines humor and activism in a compelling way.
- 💎Her love for libraries could turn into a movement—'Operation: Bookish Renaissance' is on the horizon!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a podcast chronicling the contradictions of contemporary writing with a side of bird-watching insights.
- 🚀Consider a weekly 'Squirrel Perspective' post that humorously links wildlife observations to societal issues.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Michelle could emerge as a literary influencer whose workshops will become coveted events, mixing craft with a hint of sarcasm—maybe even live-streaming with a peacock.
Potential Superpower
Her ability to demystify the writing process could lead to a series of viral guides—'How to Write While Crying' or 'Procrastination: A Love Story' could hit bestseller lists.
Future Community Role
A mentor figure who inspires budding writers in the community, merging activism with literary education—think 'Ms. Frizzle of Writing' meets 'Gloria Steinem'.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Literary Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Whimsical Cynicism
- ⚔️Bird Identification Mastery
- ⚔️Procrastination Slayer
Weaknesses
- 💀Skepticism towards public opinion
- 💀Tendency to existentially overanalyze Zoom meetings
- 💀A deep love for squirrels that borders on obsession
Quest Line
To craft poignant essays that challenge societal norms while simultaneously battling procrastination with humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The squirrels in my yard are actually spies for a secret society of literary activists.
Evidence Board
1. Squirrels have been observed plotting around bird feeders. 2. Frequent sightings of suspicious behavior around my writing desk. 3. They never leave when I try to shoo them away. Coincidence? I think not.
Secret Society
The Order of the Quill: Dedicated to rewriting history through literature and squirrel solidarity.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LiteraryHumorists: Where writers gather to poke fun at their own procrastination.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a heated debate over whether squirrels should be designated as national literary mascots.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a non-profit that promotes writers who are also animal whisperers—because why not?
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual library where the narrative is fluid, and the squirrels are typing up their own fanfiction.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out with emo poetry, bird photography, and a top 8 that includes my local library.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for writers and bird lovers to exchange their nuanced takes on every subject—complete with NFT illustrations of their pets.
Future Post
"Just finished my novel and the squirrels are now my beta readers. They loved it (though they did seem more focused on snacks)."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Michelle’s steadfast commitment to both writing and social justice is a beacon for aspiring authors everywhere, proving that passion and purpose can coexist beautifully.
Charming Quirk
Her unique ability to intertwine her love for literature with her affinity for local wildlife makes her feed surprisingly captivating—who knew squirrels could feel so involved?
Final Encouragement
"Keep churning out those essays and short stories, Michelle! The world needs more of your witty observations—just remember to keep an eye on those squirrels, they might start unionizing!"
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