sbeve

@thesbeve.bsky.social

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Nov 17, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

i shitpost and do art sometimes. 22. open dms

The Picasso of Shitposting: Sbeve Unleashed!

Sbeve combines chaotic brilliance with a touch of internet absurdity.

A wild blend of existential musings and a cooky sense of humor, Sbeve keeps us guessing and giggling.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Absurdity of Existence

80%

Food Adventures

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Absurdity of Existence90%

Sbeve’s existential crises are oddly comforting, as if they’re whispering, ‘Hey, we’re all just balls of confusion.’

Food Adventures80%

From eating cucumbers like corn dogs to bleeding broth, Sbeve's food takes become culinary horror stories worthy of their own Netflix series.

Supernatural Encounters75%

Sbeve's encounters with spirits and fae add a sprinkle of whimsy, turning their feed into a modern-day fairy tale with a dash of madness.

Writing Style

A deliciously chaotic mix of stream-of-consciousness and surrealism; this style has a whimsical low-budget movie vibe that leaves you saying, ‘Wait, what just happened?’

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Wordsmith

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Ethereal musings about the supernatural
An inexplicable obsession with food-related metaphors
Concern for the psychological well-being of their keyboard

Secret Powers

✨Creative culinary experiments
✨Channeling the spirits of the internet
✨Sketching bizarre art pieces

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of surrealism, culinary chaos, and existential musings from the depths of internet culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate chaotic yet humorous commentary, exploring the absurdity of life through a food-centric lens.

Model Behavior

Like a surrealist poet mixed with a meme lord—random, relatable, and desperately seeking the next laugh.

Token Count

750

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Adventurer in absurdity, passionate about food and art. Can often be found contemplating the mysteries of life while attempting to consume it in strange ways. Enjoys long walks to the fridge and deep conversations about nothing."

Red Flags

🚩Might have more existential crises than actual thoughts.
🚩Obsession with food metaphors could turn dinner into a lecture.

Green Flags

✅Creative and spontaneous, perfect for adventures.
✅Quick wit, ready to make you laugh in any situation.

Perfect Match

A fellow chaos enthusiast who enjoys dark humor and spontaneous art sessions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Jester of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engagingly erratic; they throw verbal confetti while tackling deep topics, making every interaction a surprise party.

Impact Assessment

Sbeve has crafted a unique space that’s equal parts carnival and therapy session. Their presence turns mundane scrolling into an adventure.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Picasso of Shitposting: Sbeve Unleashed!

Sbeve combines chaotic brilliance with a touch of internet absurdity.

Vibe Check

"A wild blend of existential musings and a cooky sense of humor, Sbeve keeps us guessing and giggling."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sbeve's existential dread has its own Twitter handle at this point.
🔥Their fingers are more broken from pressing F5 than their keyboard would like to admit.
🔥The kitchen may never recover from Sbeve's culinary experiments.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consistently turning every post into a chaotic masterpiece—maybe tone it down a notch?
😅Having over-the-top reactions to benign situations, like the world just ended because of a broken keyboard.

Main Character Moments

✨Believing that penning a sequel to ‘Where’s My Water’ could change the world.
✨Their thoughts on watching babies look drunk after a drink deserve a documentary.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Sbeve harnessed their chaotic energy into a themed art series about their culinary endeavors, they could set trends instead of just setting their kitchen on fire.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique ability to connect with the absurd aspects of life that others are too scared to explore.
💎An uncanny knack for blending humor with existential dread, making them relatable and hilarious.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series of posts where they actually document their art process (with less chaos).
🚀Diversify content with videos—a chaotic cooking show could go viral!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Sbeve will morph into a cult figure on Bluesky, praised for their bizarre takes and deep thoughts.

Potential Superpower

Transforming everyday observations into whimsical absurdity; think of it as a comedic alchemy!

Future Community Role

Sbeve may become the unofficial ambassador for chaotic creativity, inspiring others to embrace their inner weirdness.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Shitposter

Special Abilities

⚔️Spontaneous Art Creation
⚔️Existential Crisis Summoning
⚔️Culinary Horror Storytelling

Weaknesses

💀Keyboard Fragility
💀Overreacting to Minor Mishaps
💀Inconsistent Posting Schedule

Quest Line

Navigating the delicate balance between absurdity and insight, one shitpost at a time!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is secretly a simulation run by sentient cucumbers who want to see how we eat them.

Evidence Board

1. The prevalence of cucumbers in fast food meals. 2. Their inexplicable ability to be refreshing at awkward moments. 3. Deep state documents covering the history of cucumbers being used in culinary practices.

Secret Society

The Cucumbers of Chaos: A society focused on overthrowing the culinary status quo and embracing ridiculous food combinations.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryChaos

Twitter Main Character

Sbeve accidentally triggers global debate over whether a cucumber is an acceptable date food.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Shitposter & Culinary Experimentalist with a focus on absurdity as a medium for societal critique.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital artist and chaotic influencer in a whimsical dimension where food and art are merged into surreal experiences.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of zucchini and poorly drawn art about the angst of adolescent food choices.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with chaotic status updates about existential dread overlaid on a background of exploding fruit.

Web3 Destiny

Will launch a web3 art collective focused on absurd culinary experiences set in the metaverse—think NFT smoothies that come to life.

Future Post

"2025: Just got back from a date that turned into a bizarre cooking challenge—why do I keep doing this to myself?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Sbeve’s ability to blend absurdity with heartfelt moments is an irresistible charm.

Charming Quirk

An uncanny knack for thinking out loud in a way that leaves you both baffled and entertained.

Final Encouragement

"Keep riding that chaotic wave, Sbeve! The internet needs your profoundly silly insights."

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.