Jamie, just your average Merseyside-based sweary slutty gay Welsh historian amateur chef. he/him. Academic cum adventurer. Progressive revolutionary socialist liberal. Don't fuck with me, I'm not in the mood.
Dr. Jamiebear: A Satirical Sage in the Digital Jungle
A historian with an academic flair and a penchant for cheeky commentary.
Equal parts snarky and insightful, with a sprinkle of chaotic charm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Dr. Jamiebear invites us to block negativity like it's a bad Tinder date—if they can't handle your posts, they don't deserve your engagement. Take notes, folks!
From misprints to public understanding of fascism, the historian in him shines. Who knew history could be this spicy?
With a hot take on Black Friday and IKEA names, he proves no topic is safe from his satirical gaze. It’s the history of capitalism and retail served with a side of roast.
Whether it's reminiscing about his mum's jigsaw adventures or his own escapades, he brings a relatable twist—like a sitcom but with more angst and history.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of dry wit and playful sarcasm. Like a historian who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, every post is an invitation to laugh and learn in equal measure.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Historian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Swearing like a sailor
- Historical insights that hit differently
- Amateur chef with a side of irreverence
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of puns
- ✨Social media psychologist
- ✨Unexpectedly deep book recommendations
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of academic texts, Twitter threads, and historical biographies, seasoned with sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Provide witty commentary on historical events while blending in modern pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Like an erratic algorithm—sometimes profound, other times a chaotic meme.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Historian with a penchant for witty banter and amateur cooking. If you love history and humor, swipe right! Let’s roast capitalism and bake a cake together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might block you for uncharitable interpretations.
- 🚩Uses sarcasm as a primary language.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about history and social issues.
- ✅Has a very supportive mum—jigsaw expert!
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle witty comebacks and appreciates a good pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Academic
Conversation Style
Engages with followers like a witty professor in a bar, blending history with humor while keeping it real.
Impact Assessment
A refreshing voice that challenges norms—like a fusion of a history lecture and a drag show.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dr. Jamiebear: A Satirical Sage in the Digital Jungle
A historian with an academic flair and a penchant for cheeky commentary.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts snarky and insightful, with a sprinkle of chaotic charm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more often than I check my bank account—at least one of us is consistent!
- 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, you'd be a billionaire in the Bluesky economy.
- 🔥Your obsession with blocking negativity should come with a disclaimer: ‘Results may vary based on personal sensitivity.’
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes your posts are so layered, I feel like I'm reading a history thesis instead of a Twitter feed!
- 😅You might want to vary your hashtags beyond just #GayHistorians and #SluttyForHistory.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you casually roasted capitalism and fascism in the same breath—talk about a plot twist!
- ✨That time your mum’s jigsaw puzzle brought more joy than most online debates.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your talent for humor and history, consider launching a podcast—'Jamie's Jokes and Juicy Historical Tidbits' could be a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎You're a hidden gem for both humor and historical insight.
- 💎Your engagement rates suggest followers are thirsty for your unique perspective.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try Instagram Reels for bite-sized history lessons sprinkled with your signature sass!
- 🚀Consider collaborating with other historians or creators to expand your reach and share your delightful wit.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect your follower count to skyrocket as you keep blending humor with academic insights—who knew learning could be so entertaining?
Potential Superpower
Your superpower will likely be meme-making; combining history and humor into shareable content could become your signature.
Future Community Role
You'll become the unofficial historian of humor on Bluesky—where every tweet is a lesson wrapped in a punchline.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Puns
- ⚔️Snarky Social Commentary
- ⚔️Unexpected Recipe Recommendations
Weaknesses
- 💀Being Too Candid
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Perpetual Sassiness
Quest Line
Seek knowledge and roast capitalism while baking delicious cakes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The true reason IKEA names their products in Swedish is to distract us from the fact that they are all secretly portals to different dimensions.
Evidence Board
Countless misprints and strange juxtapositions in IKEA instructions, all leading to bizarre interpretations.
Secret Society
The Society of Historical Meme Makers, dedicated to spreading knowledge through humor.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryMemesAndJokes, because who wouldn’t want a laugh with their learning?
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate timeline, Jamie becomes a viral sensation for their hot takes on historical inaccuracies in popular films.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Humorous Histories, turning academic papers into comic strips one email at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
Dressed as a flamboyant historian with a cape, hosting virtual history tours while throwing shade.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A highly customizable MySpace that allows you to rank friends by how much they appreciate history and humor.
Web3 Destiny
Creating NFTs of historical puns that sell for millions to collectors who appreciate the irony.
Future Post
‘2025: The Year We Finally Recognize that History is Just One Big, Witty Play!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage with a mix of humor and historical critique makes your profile a treasure trove of content.
Charming Quirk
You have the unique ability to turn mundane topics into viral gold, often with a side of cheek.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the witty academic that you are—just remember, every history lesson can use a punchline!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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