Tom's posts are like a masterclass in decentralization—a digital sermon from the mount of techie wisdom where he preaches the gospel of 'don't put all your servers in one basket.' Seriously, the man has more insights about decentralization than a conspiracy theorist in a dark room.

He weaves his love for Borussia Dortmund into his posts like a hipster DJ mixing tracks, ensuring that everyone’s aware that while decentralization is vital, Saturday night footie and trance beats are equally sacred. If there were a Bundesliga for loyalty, Tom would win hands down.

With a sprinkle of sarcasm, Tom highlights climate concerns like a modern-day prophet of doom and gloom. His observations on the weather are more chilling than winter in Berlin, pushing us all to reconsider our perceptions of 'perfect' temperatures. Thanks, Tom, for keeping it real as we sweat in November and freeze in July.