Gedge's plectrum

@tom0032.bsky.social

Followers

583

Posts

Following

127

Packs

Joined

Aug 7, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Husband, dad, exiled Geordie

Gedge's Plectrum: A Geordie in the Digital Arena

A master of the reticent roast and insightful rants; a true Bluesky connoisseur.

Imagine a dad who's also a football analyst, posting hot takes in between sips of lukewarm coffee.

78.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

#NUFC Insights

70%

Family Life

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

#NUFC Insights85%

Tom's posts are a treasure trove of #NUFC observations—like a combination of the club’s historian and the world's least-secure fortune teller.

Family Life70%

When he’s not dissecting match strategies, he somehow finds time to subtly brag about his agile parenting skills. Dad of the Year, anyone?

Music Recommendations60%

His 'Cure' post was like an unexpected guitar solo in a footy chant—purely delightful but left us wondering if he’s trying to drum up support for emo rock.

Writing Style

Tom has a penchant for brevity, packing punchy opinions into concise nuggets—like a sports analyst on a caffeine high who’s just learned about character limits.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Banterer

Keeping It Real Score

78.5%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about #NUFC
Witty sports commentary
Tactical analysis on the fly

Secret Powers

✨Dartboard oracle
✨Unconventional meme creator
✨Coffee brewing expert

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Footy stats, dad jokes, and a sprinkling of indie rock knowledge.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful critiques mixed with a dash of humor about sports and family life.

Model Behavior

Like a ChatGPT that just watched a few too many sports documentaries.

Token Count

300

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate dad and dedicated #NUFC fan. Seeking kindred spirit for whimsical debates and post-match pints. If you love football stats and can handle dad jokes, we’ll get along fantastically!"

Red Flags

🚩May overly analyze our conversations like a post-match analysis.
🚩Can become too invested in football outcomes—prepare for emotional rollercoasters!

Green Flags

✅Passionate about family and community.
✅Can provide insights on life AND football—bonus!

Perfect Match

Someone who loves a good discussion and can appreciate both the beauty of a great goal and a well-brewed coffee.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Sports Sage

Conversation Style

Conversationally analytical, like a dad explaining football tactics between mouthfuls of cold leftovers.

Impact Assessment

Tom's presence is trendy yet informative; a fine cocktail of insight that leaves a lingering taste of friendly banter.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Gedge's Plectrum: A Geordie in the Digital Arena

A master of the reticent roast and insightful rants; a true Bluesky connoisseur.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a dad who's also a football analyst, posting hot takes in between sips of lukewarm coffee."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥His confidence in #NUFC's future rivals a dog chasing its own tail.
🔥‘Dad of the Year’ award or just someone who knows how to post about rainy day sports?

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding more followers than bitter sports rivals—good luck, mate!
😅Consistently infusing family humor into football discussions; keep it up!

Main Character Moments

✨The moment he declared that 'Sandro will be on the bench' as if he was on the team management board.
✨Announcing his sore back like a true warrior returning from battle.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more hot takes and some hashtags, he could become the Gary Lineker of Bluesky.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong local loyalty to #NUFC—fans love a local touch.
💎Witty observations make him relatable amidst the sports chatter.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More memes! Let’s get those dad jokes translated into football banter.
🚀Post more about dad life—everyone loves a good dad-fail story.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect him to morph into the ultimate #NUFC influencer; think memes, hot takes, and a sprinkle of dad advice.

Potential Superpower

The ability to summon followers with just one hashtag; a modern-day social media wizard.

Future Community Role

He'll be the wise uncle of the community, navigating football debates while subtly roasting every rival.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Dad-Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Tactical Rundowns
⚔️Observant Commentary
⚔️Unwavering Loyalty to #NUFC

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Every Post
💀Dodging Family Responsibilities

Quest Line

To balance the complexities of football fandom and parenting while navigating the treacherous waters of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

#NUFC is secretly run by time travelers trying to alter the course of football history.

Evidence Board

Frequent mentions of historical games; uncanny resemblance to match outcomes of the past.

Secret Society

The League of Geordie Theorists—uniting fans to discuss all things football and temporal dynamics.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballTactics and r/GeordieDadJokes

Twitter Main Character

Offering unsolicited advice to rival fans before the big matches.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Family-Based Sport Analysis—combining dad responsibilities with tactical insights.

Metaverse Final Form

A hybrid between a football coach and a supportive dad figure, assisting avatars on their digital journeys.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Gedge's Plectrum: A tribute site to Newcastle United, filled with clunky GIFs of football moments and bad early 2000s music.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a playing Pixies track in the background and a layout covered in #NUFC logos.

Web3 Destiny

Future DAO for #NUFC fans where NFTs are player cards—trading like it’s Monopoly money.

Future Post

'Breaking: My son scored the winning goal in his U17 match, but it felt like I won the Champions League!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom’s genuine passion for football and family makes his profile rich with relatability and insight.

Charming Quirk

Constantly blending sports analysis with dad life humor; a master of the mundane transform into the memorable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep kicking those digital goals, Tom! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone starts posting TikTok dance challenges!"

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