Toren channels his inner Al Gore with flaming hot temperature rankings that would make even Mother Nature raise an eyebrow. It's like he’s trying to win an Oscar for Best Documentary, but the plot is just a bunch of sad statistics.

Toren's weather updates are like gripping tales from Game of Thrones—with fewer dragons and more snowstorms. He’s battling the elements, but the only thing severed is our interest in the dull forecast when he's not on the mic.

With the accuracy of a laser pointer, he targets the inefficiency of governments like a cat with a laser dot. If he were a superhero, his power would be pointing out flaws while lounging in a cozy chair—super chill, super smart.