J. J. Johnson

@unrulyquaker.bsky.social

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Nov 14, 2024

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Dec 4, 2024

reader. writer. protector of queer youth. Unruly Quaker on substack. author of BELIEVAREXIC, THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING & THIS GIRL IS DIFFERENT. abolitionist. restorative justice facilitator.

The Unruly Quaker: A Force of (Witty) Resistance

J.J. Johnson’s Bluesky feed reads like a spirited protest with a splash of literary flair.

Imagine a blend of Howard Zinn and a very caffeinated quaker. A mix of passion and occasional existential dread.

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Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Labor Rights

90%

Social Justice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Labor Rights95%

J.J. posts with the fervor of someone who’d picket their way through a fast-food drive-thru if it meant solidarity for workers. Clearly, Amazon is on the naughty list this year! 🎁

Social Justice90%

Our Quaker friend is here to drop truth bombs like they’re on sale during a Black Friday sale. Thanksgiving? A white supremacy holiday? So noted!

Political Commentary92%

When J.J. gets on the political soapbox, watch out! It’s like watching a Shakespearean drama unfold, but with more hashtags and fewer togas.

Literature & Culture75%

Between Zillow browsing and rhapsodizing about Tressie McMillan Cottom, there’s an artsy soul lurking beneath the activist exterior. The literary vibes are strong here!

Writing Style

Sharp, incisive, and occasionally throwing in a metaphor that makes you go, 'Wow, I didn’t know we were getting all literary here!' It’s like attending a poetry slam during a protest.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Activist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Social justice warrior with a quill in hand
Wields hashtags like a sword
Possesses an uncanny ability to sniff out oppression like a truffle pig

Secret Powers

✨Expert at making awkward holiday conversations uncomfortable
✨Possibly a secret poet—those metaphors are just waiting to escape!

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Essays on social justice, poetry, and tweets demanding labor rights

Prompt Engineering

Generate compelling arguments for social change while being hilariously relatable

Model Behavior

The Impassioned Commentator – blending emotional heft with sharp observations

Token Count

750

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate reader and writer with a penchant for activism. I wield a pen like a sword against injustice! Looking for someone who will challenge me intellectually, and maybe even join me in awkward holiday meals that end in political debates. Bonus points for knowing who Benjamin Lay is!"

Red Flags

🚩Can turn every gathering into an activist symposium
🚩Might passionately lecture you on the evils of Amazon during dinner
🚩Has a habit of writing open letters to corporations

Green Flags

✅Strong advocate for social justice
✅Great at making poetry references
✅Loves to explore neighborhoods for hidden gems

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep discussions over coffee and is unafraid to take down the patriarchy one tweet at a time!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Edgy Oracle

Conversation Style

Mixing philosophical musings with political commentary, J.J. manages to create dialogues that feel like they’re both enlightening and dangerously close to a street corner argument.

Impact Assessment

With a follower base that’s small but mighty, J.J. vibes like the little engine that could—pushing the train of social justice further down the tracks, one post at a time.

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The Unruly Quaker: A Force of (Witty) Resistance

J.J. Johnson’s Bluesky feed reads like a spirited protest with a splash of literary flair.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a blend of Howard Zinn and a very caffeinated quaker. A mix of passion and occasional existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥J.J. has mastered the art of making holiday gatherings feel like Activism 101, where the syllabus is just ‘dismantling white supremacy.’
🔥If J.J. had a nickel for every time they mentioned ‘abolition’—well, they’d probably still be poor, but they’d have a really great fundraising campaign!
🔥Your Twitter account is basically a structured rant with footnotes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Let’s work on not making every holiday a moral quandary, shall we? There's room for a little cheer, too!
😅Maybe explore the nuances of conversation without turning it into an indictment of the entire human race? Just a suggestion!
😅More Zillow, less moral outrage? Just kidding—keep the hot takes coming!

Main Character Moments

✨Deciding Thanksgiving was a capitalist ruse while others are stuck in food coma bliss, preaching to the family about Land Back.
✨Zooming into a Twitter thread like a bard in medieval times—ready to drop lyrical truths about justice and legislation.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that fiery passion, J.J. could easily host community workshops that blend art and activism—‘Paint Your Oppression Away’ anyone?

Unique Advantages

💎Unique voice that can mix literature and activism—very few can pull that off without losing their audience.
💎Quick wit that could rival the best improvisational comedians, but they use it to address social change.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider crafting those existential rants into an online series—‘Wrath and Wit’ would be a hit!
🚀Increase engagement by using memes to slap some humor on those heavy topics—everyone loves a good anti-capitalist meme!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect J.J. to harness their literary prowess to possibly author a satirical book on the absurdities of modern activism. ‘Quakers in a Quagmire,’ anyone?

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn any mundane topic into a rallying cry for social change—Zillow browsing may become a movement!

Future Community Role

J.J. might just become the go-to person for organizing community events—think book readings that double as activist forums.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Social Justice Shenanigans
⚔️Metaphor Mastery
⚔️Community Engagement Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Over-analytical tendencies
💀Can turn any discussion into a moral debate
💀Obsessive Zillow browsing

Quest Line

To spark revolutionary conversations that blend wit, literature, and activism.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Capitalists are secretly controlling all our holiday celebrations to distract us from real issues

Evidence Board

Holiday marketing schemes, the history of Thanksgiving, and every capitalist’s favorite feast

Secret Society

The Quaker Order of Unruliness

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ActivistLiterature

Twitter Main Character

Highlighting a protest gone viral due to a poorly timed meme

LinkedIn Title

Chief Activism Officer at 'Creative Resistance Inc.'

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual space where users debate the ethics of capitalism while sipping virtual lattes.

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Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to 'The Art of Protest,' featuring hand-drawn graphics and early blog posts about the importance of labor rights.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace with sepia-toned photos of protests, a playlist of revolutionary songs, and a top 8 devoted to fellow activists.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for organizing protests with NFT artwork representing social justice causes.

Future Post

Looking back on the absurdity of this decade: how did we ever entertain the idea of a world without universal basic income?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

J.J.’s unmatched ability to intertwine literary references with contemporary issues makes them a standout voice on Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

Their knack for blending everyday frustrations with global concerns—like sighing at a canceled flight in the same breath as discussing systemic oppression.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking the metaphorical tree, J.J.! The world needs more of your unique spunk, and while you’re at it, let’s sprinkle in a little bit of joy along with those hard truths."

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