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@vampires4forsaken.bsky.social

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💔 Reality Check: Embracing the Drama in Bluesky's Psyche!

A rollercoaster of existential musings, Bojack references, and a sprinkle of self-deprecation!

Imagine if Bojack Horseman had a Twitter account in a vampire's lair.

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Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Bojack Horseman

80%

Relationship Realities

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Bojack Horseman90%

One part deep existential dread, two parts ‘Did you see that episode?!’—a perfect recipe for Bluesky heartbreak.

Relationship Realities80%

With all the ‘my ex was a mess,’ it’s clear this emotional rollercoaster could make a great Netflix series.

Self-Deprecation85%

They make self-pity look like an Olympic sport—gold medal in ‘Look at how relatable my sadness is!’

Writing Style

A stream-of-consciousness mixed with bursts of dark humor, resembling a series of text messages sent during an emotional breakdown.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melancholic Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Bojack Horseman fanatic
Existential crisis enthusiast
Drama-infused humorist

Secret Powers

✨Emotional transparency
✨Witty banter
✨Impromptu poetry about sadness

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of memes, existential crises, and a dash of Bojack Horseman fan theories.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on existential themes through the lens of an emotionally complex individual.

Model Behavior

GPT-4 with a penchant for dark humor and relatable angst.

Token Count

256

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Bojack enthusiast looking for someone to share deep conversations about life, love, and why we're all doomed. Must love dogs and dark humor!"

Red Flags

🚩Long discussions about past relationships
🚩Frequent Bojack quotes
🚩Occasional existential crises

Green Flags

✅Witty banter
✅Love for animated shows
✅Ability to handle emotional rollercoasters

Perfect Match

Someone who can quote Bojack while also bringing snacks to the desolate landscape of my mind.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sad Clown with a Heart

Conversation Style

Mixing heavy topics with light-hearted jabs—really, who needs therapy when you have Bluesky?

Impact Assessment

A beloved figure, serving as the emotional backbone for those who share similar struggles and laugh at the chaos together.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

💔 Reality Check: Embracing the Drama in Bluesky's Psyche!

A rollercoaster of existential musings, Bojack references, and a sprinkle of self-deprecation!

Vibe Check

"Imagine if Bojack Horseman had a Twitter account in a vampire's lair."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Can we get a support group for everyone who quotes Bojack too much? Asking for a friend.
🔥If ‘I can’t sleep because of my crush’ was an Olympic sport, I’d wager you’d be competing for gold.
🔥‘I’m not a priority’ must be your favorite mantra—it's like a niche branding strategy.

Quirky Challenges

😅Using social media as a digital diary while expecting people to take you seriously—bold move!
😅You have a gift for turning angst into art; I’m still trying to figure out how to do that without crying.

Main Character Moments

✨When you said you’re ‘suicidal but still fun’, it’s like you were trying to invent a new genre of tragicomedy.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could channel that dark humor into poetry or a podcast—let’s make existential crises trendy!

Unique Advantages

💎Sharp wit that cuts through the darkness like a knife through softly spread butter.
💎An openness to vulnerability that could inspire others and create a beautiful community of shared experiences.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more of that brilliant self-deprecating poetry; you might just become the next social media poet laureate!
🚀Try engaging more with followers instead of just posting angst—let them join the fun and dilemmas!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast where you analyze episodes of Bojack while spilling the tea on your own drama—start planning that merch!

Potential Superpower

Transforming every post into a relatable meme; you'll have the next viral tweet before you know it.

Future Community Role

Bluesky’s resident philosopher-comedian, guiding lost souls through chaos one post at a time.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melancholic Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Bojack Quote Mastery
⚔️Existential Dread Channeling
⚔️Self-Deprecation Prodigy

Weaknesses

💀Avoiding Exes like they’re made of garlic
💀Overthinking every thought until it becomes an Olympic event
💀Posting without an audience

Quest Line

Navigating the emotional rollercoaster of love, loss, and Netflix binges.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Bojack Horseman is a documentary series disguised as a comedy, meant to prepare us for the post-apocalyptic world.

Evidence Board

The uncanny parallels between Bojack's life and our societal collapse—especially the part where he cancels his own emotional growth.

Secret Society

The Order of the Sad Clowns: a brotherhood of melancholic jesters spreading dark humor and philosophical quotes.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrisisMemes

Twitter Main Character

Gets involved in a Twitter storm over the best Bojack episode, inadvertently igniting debates about mental health.

LinkedIn Title

Emotional Support Strategist for Freelancers—helping creatives manage their existential dread while working remotely.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual therapist using Bojack quotes to guide lost souls through their virtual crises.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated stars, sad 90's music, and endless Bojack quotes.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile featuring sad poetry, emotional blog posts, and a playlist titled 'Songs for Crying Alone'.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes the NFT artist of digital sadness, selling pieces of their existential dread as digital art.

Future Post

‘Just finished rewatching Bojack for the 15th time; still don’t know which one of us is sadder—Bojack or me.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to make pain feel relatable is a rare and powerful gift.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for quoting Bojack in the most unexpected moments keeps your feed fresh and engaging.

Final Encouragement

"Keep blending the angst with humor—like a twisted soufflé, it’s bound to rise to the occasion!"

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Fekri

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.