Andrew. I read books, I teach words, I argue on internet for fun and despair. #TheWheelOfTime. Normie dem/pragmatic realism. Magic the Gathering, Elden Ring, coffee, cats. Was @von_todwin on Twitter.
Andrew: The Snack-Savvy Scholar of Bluesky
A book-loving educator with a penchant for philosophical hypotheticals and snack diplomacy.
Imagine a coffee-drinking cat dad who moonlights as a fantasy critic while navigating the absurdities of online debates.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
tods's posts about students and teaching read like an emotional rollercoaster mixed with a cookbook for snacks—a true recipe for classroom camaraderie!
With a special fondness for 'Wheel of Time', tods weaves epic tales that rival the sagas they adore, serving hot takes with a side of nostalgia.
Expect sharp witticism from tods, whether it's dissecting modern dilemmas or lamenting over dares in haircut conversations—sharp hair, sharper mind!
Writing Style
tods writes like a college professor who's been up all night grading papers and lost the plot halfway through, leaving us either laughing at the chaos or pondering deep philosophical questions while munching on a granola bar.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Bookish Arbiter
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Hypothetical Whimsicality
- Snack Enthusiast
- Fantasy Obsessive
Secret Powers
- ✨Dusting off obscure literary references
- ✨Inventing snack-themed classroom policies
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Post-college existential dilemmas, snack recipes, philosophical debates, and fantasy fandoms.
Prompt Engineering
Draft witty commentary on literature, teaching, and snack-sharing experiences.
Model Behavior
Like a slightly neurotic professor who’s read too much Aristotle and hasn’t eaten breakfast.
Token Count
432
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Book-loving coffee drinker with a penchant for fantasy and a cat that thinks she's the main character. Let’s discuss our favorite snacks and the absurdity of life!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too attached to snacks
- 🚩Overly analytical about fictional characters
- 🚩May argue passionately on the internet
Green Flags
- ✅Adoration for cats
- ✅Enjoys deep discussions about literature
- ✅Self-aware humor about life’s absurdities
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates snacks, cats, and the complexity of literary plots.
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Modern Stack
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Snack Ambassador of Bluesky
Conversation Style
A mix of heartfelt snack offers and eye-rolling humor that turns every thread into an awkward but endearing classroom debate.
Impact Assessment
Their mix of bookish wisdom and silly snack musings has made them a beloved figure, even if they'd never admit to being a 'community pillar'—more like a fuzzy cat mascot.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Andrew: The Snack-Savvy Scholar of Bluesky
A book-loving educator with a penchant for philosophical hypotheticals and snack diplomacy.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a coffee-drinking cat dad who moonlights as a fantasy critic while navigating the absurdities of online debates."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Bringing snacks to class like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, but still no takers? The real tragedy here!
- 🔥Your love for philosophy is only rivaled by the deep-seated sadness of last-day snack rejection.
- 🔥Stopping mid-thought in discussions must be a hobby at this point—let's not call it a habit!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe save the deep debates for after the granola bars have been consumed? Priorities!
- 😅The next time you post about snacks, include a 'how to share' guide that doesn't sound like a cry for help.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when your cat takes over your workspace was practically Shakespearean—tragic yet comedic!
- ✨Only you could thread a haircut story into a social commentary—gold star for the unexpected connections!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Every philosophical musing could be a TED Talk; consider turning those musings into narratives that engage even more deeply!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A treasure trove of literary references that could launch a thousand book discussions!
- 💎A snack-related conversation starter that could break the ice in any situation!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more about books you're reading or wish to read—start a reading club!
- 🚀Share cat parenting tips alongside your literary insights for the ultimate intersection of interests!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see more book-related content intertwined with cat antics—think 'Cats of Literary Fame'.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn every mundane moment into a philosophical debate, supported by snacks!
Future Community Role
Community philosopher and snack provider; we might have a little literary potluck on our hands!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Snack Professor
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Snack Diplomacy
- ⚔️Hypothetical Hyperbole
- ⚔️Fantasy Analysis
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination Over Provisions
- 💀Mid-Debate Snack Limitations
- 💀Cat Interruptions
Quest Line
Seeking the perfect granola bar while decoding the mysteries of fantasy literature.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The best fantasy authors are actually ancient time travelers shaping our narratives.
Evidence Board
1. Unusual knowledge of historical events in fantasy plots 2. Repeated mentions of books that never seem to age 3. Cats being the true rulers of the Internet; they must know something we don’t.
Secret Society
The Fellowship of Fantasy Snackers.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SnackPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Arguing over the merits of Guardians’ new name while trying to convince people pizza is a legitimate breakfast food.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Community Engagement for Literary Snacks Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
Virtual Cat Café Book Club where every cat has a preferred genre.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile background: a chaotic mix of fantasy book covers and snack photos; top 8 includes every cat I know.
Web3 Destiny
Crypto-enthusiast using NFTs to promote an online library of recipes for literary snacks.
Future Post
Excited to announce I'm starting a weekly snack and study night—who wants to join?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with heartfelt moments is a rare gift, making you a beloved member of the community.
Charming Quirk
That mix of serious book nerd vibes with snack-hearted joy creates a unique charm that is hard to resist.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the snacks coming and the philosophical debates rolling—Bluesky needs your blend of wit and wisdom, along with a side of snacks!"
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