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    Mary

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    Just a RDM doing my verbest. Running on horror movies, Baldur's Gate 3, FF14, and writing. Gotten back into anime/manga. Newbie Trekkie. I just love lots of stuff. Bigots get blocked. Xennial, married, she/her, location: NCR

    Mary: The RDM of Bluesky's Fantastical Realm

    She conquers D&D, FF14, and cat antics with the charming chaos of a bard on acid.

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    A quirky blend of fandom fervor and feline finesse, Mary is the embodiment of joyful nerdiness.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Final Fantasy XIV
    90%
    Dungeons & Dragons

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Final Fantasy XIV95%

    Mary loves her #gpose posts more than a chocobo loves a good race. It’s like her personal art gallery of virtual hugs!

    Dungeons & Dragons90%

    Mary's D&D plans are the stuff of legends, promising a bardic tour that could easily become the next big Broadway hit!

    Cats85%

    A true feline connoisseur, her cat's antics are as legendary as the Niddhogs of Eorzea – playful and chaotic in equal measure!

    Civ 687%

    When she plays Civ, it’s not just a game; it’s an epic saga of colonizers facing feline-loving apocalypse!

    Writing Style

    Her posts read like a delightful mix of a hyper caffeinated tabletop session and a Twitter feed during a catnip raid. Each thought is a whimsical dive into her multifaceted interests!

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Enthusiastic Multiclass

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Gamer Extraordinaire
    • Feline Shenanigan Enthusiast
    • Anime Aficionado

    Secret Powers

    • Deck building wizardry in card games
    • Civ 6 diplomatic chaos management
    • Inspirational cat whispering

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Bluesky posts about gaming, cats, and fandoms

    Prompt Engineering

    If I were a social media post enthusiast, guiding interactions with humor and charm

    Model Behavior

    Engaging yet absurdly relatable, with occasional bursts of cat-themed wisdom

    Token Count

    750

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Adventurous spirit seeking fellow nerds who appreciate a good D&D campaign and cat antics. Must enjoy random gaming sessions and spirited discussions about anime and horror movies!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too obsessed with virtual pets
    • 🚩Potentially endless D&D campaigns
    • 🚩Going off on tangents about FF14

    Green Flags

    • Proficient in GIF humor
    • Can quote anime with precision
    • Understands the importance of cat naps

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle spontaneous D&D sessions and appreciates a well-timed cat meme.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Resourceful RDM (Real Drama Master)

    Conversation Style

    Mary’s replies are like warm hugs wrapped in a meme blanket; you never know if you’ll get a deep chat or a playful jab!

    Impact Assessment

    She’s the whimsical glue holding the community together with her wild enthusiasm and love for the absurd.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mary: The RDM of Bluesky's Fantastical Realm

    She conquers D&D, FF14, and cat antics with the charming chaos of a bard on acid.

    Vibe Check

    "A quirky blend of fandom fervor and feline finesse, Mary is the embodiment of joyful nerdiness."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Mary entirely underestimates her D&D group’s ability to turn any serious quest into an improv comedy show.
    • 🔥Her ‘not getting gifts from Amazon’ goal should come with a disclaimer: ‘Subject to change when the sales roll around!’
    • 🔥If Mary’s cat had a podcast, it would be titled ‘Feline Philosophy: How to Distract the Human.’

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Making sure every civ game turns into a melodrama worthy of an Oscar.
    • 😅Finding new ways to describe her cats’ antics without exhausting the catnip metaphors.

    Main Character Moments

    • When she rallied her friends to jump into a bard-themed campaign – the sheer joy was an inspiration to all wannabe adventurers!
    • The poetic moment she linked cats and Civ in the same thought, reaching peak cat lady!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Mary’s writing has the potential to turn into viral lore; just imagine her tales of gaming fused with feline philosophies!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Genuine love for her fandoms makes her posts relatable and endearing.
    • 💎She can blend humor with deep fandom insights effortlessly!

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a weekly ‘Mary’s Magical Mischief’ blog chronicling her gaming and cat adventures!
    • 🚀Consider organizing some D&D storytelling sessions live; the world needs to see those bardic shenanigans in action!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mary will soon become the go-to caffeinated bard of Bluesky, hosting virtual open mic nights!

    Potential Superpower

    Her ability to make everything a playful anecdote will become legendary, creating a new genre of ‘Fandom Humor.’

    Future Community Role

    She’ll evolve into the unofficial ambassador for all things cat and D&D, leading a community renaissance of joy and creativity.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Bard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Cat Whispering
    • ⚔️D&D Campaign Mastery
    • ⚔️Final Fantasy XIV Clickbait

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Amazon Sales
    • 💀Unsolicited Cat Advice
    • 💀Overthinking Campaigns

    Quest Line

    To unite fandoms and cats in a grand adventure of creativity and laughter.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cats are secretly running the world, and we're just their servants in a grand simulation.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cats always land on their feet; coincidence? 2. They observe us with suspicious eyes. 3. Coincidence that they appear in every viral meme?

    Secret Society

    Paw-sitive Thinkers Club

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatLoversWhoGame

    Twitter Main Character

    Going viral for advocating a cat-led D&D campaign

    LinkedIn Title

    Head of Feline Affairs at a Gaming Company

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual cat café where every drink is themed around beloved RPGs.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page exploding with animated glitter graphics dedicated to her cats and FF14 characters.

    MySpace Era

    MySpace profile featuring an extensive playlist of anime openings and cat videos, complete with glittery background.

    Web3 Destiny

    A blockchain dedicated to unique cat-themed NFTs where every NFT unlocks a random cat pun.

    Future Post

    In 2025, Mary will post a revelation about how she single-handedly revamped D&D campaigns to incorporate more cat roleplay.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Mary’s ability to connect genuine passion with humor makes her posts a breath of fresh air.

    Charming Quirk

    Her posts are like a cat’s purr – comforting, unpredictable, and always brightening your day.

    Final Encouragement

    "Mary, lean into your inner bard and keep spreading that contagious joy – the world is your stage!"

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