Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword. He/Him | 📍🇦🇺 Sydney/Australia | 👬 Husband to @essjayel.bsky.social | 🏳️🌈🦸♂️🍕
Wazxxmas: The King of Casual Chaos
A master of the mundane, spinning everyday woes into Twitter-worthy tales.
Like a cape-clad superhero who forgot his lunch and is too tired to care.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If lunchtime were a party, Wazxxmas would be the wallflower who never gets invited. Either that or he's playing hard to get with his meals.
With razor-sharp critiques of everything from train etiquette to gambling ads, he's the unofficial spokesperson for perplexed Aussies everywhere. We don't know if we should be grateful or worried.
Flipping the script on government policies like a burger on the grill. Wazxxmas knows how to call out the absurdities while still serving up a side of sarcasm.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of self-deprecation and cheeky humor, like a comedy club once a week but with slightly more anxiety and fewer laughs.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Ironist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Mundane reflections
- Unexpected humor
- Cynical optimism
Secret Powers
- ✨In-depth analysis of train systems
- ✨Captivating rants about social media quirks
- ✨Astute observations on Aussie culture
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of absurdist memes, social critiques, and sleeping tips—crafted in a chaotic home laboratory filled with coffee and snacks.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations from mundane life events, focusing on Australian culture and social humor.
Model Behavior
Bluesky-Sarcasm-Transformer-5000.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who values sarcasm over small talk and can handle the occasional existential crisis. Must love trains, snacks, and rainy days."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently forgets lunch plans
- 🚩Obsessed with social media
- 🚩Chronic insomniac
Green Flags
- ✅Adept at humor
- ✅Thoughtful about social issues
- ✅Loves pizza
Perfect Match
Someone who never misses lunch and has a well-researched rants about pet photos.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Snarky Philosopher
Conversation Style
In a blend of meme-worthy quips and astute observations, Wazxxmas fosters both laughter and contemplation. It's the type of community engagement that keeps people pondering long after pressing ‘like’.
Impact Assessment
With frequent bursts of hilarity and relatable insight, Wazxxmas is the glue that holds the Bluesky community together—if that glue occasionally forgets to eat lunch.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Wazxxmas: The King of Casual Chaos
A master of the mundane, spinning everyday woes into Twitter-worthy tales.
Vibe Check
"Like a cape-clad superhero who forgot his lunch and is too tired to care."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your lunch situation is a national crisis, and you're the minister of forgetting it.
- 🔥How do you have 2,353 posts but zero lunch? Are you running a social media diet?
- 🔥For someone who seems so engaged with trains, you sure miss the lunch express!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Your sleep schedule seems to have more plot twists than a telenovela.
- 😅You really need to add 'lunch enthusiast' to your bio—it’s a crucial missing title.
Main Character Moments
- ✨'How do I put myself in a coma?' defines a mood for all of us trying to survive the week.
- ✨Every time you post about gambling ads, I can't help but imagine you're like Robin Hood—if Robin Hood was also hungry and tired.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you could just channel that train of thought into a lunch plan, we'd be unstoppable!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Self-awareness that rivals a 90s sitcom protagonist
- 💎Ability to turn everyday mundane problems into relatable content
- 💎A knack for observational humor that can brighten anyone's feed
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about a healthy eating challenge—starting with lunch?
- 🚀Consider opening a side hustle as a satire writer; your sarcasm deserves to be in the spotlight!
- 🚀Try a weekly themed post. Who wouldn’t want to witness a live saga of your train adventures?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Wazxxmas will evolve into the social media equivalent of a delicious brunch—comforting, filling, and worth every minute spent.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to elevate 'lunch-less' to the status of a trending topic.
Future Community Role
The community's comedic conscience, always ready to call out absurdities with a wink and a grin.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Lunch-Driven Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Mundane Humor
- ⚔️Astute Observational Skills
- ⚔️Sass Level Over 9000
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Snack Deficiency
- 💀Sleep Deprivation
- 💀Overthinking
Quest Line
To find the fabled Lunch of Lost Time while navigating the tragicomedy of Australian culture.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Social media platforms are secretly training us to forget lunch and sleep while scrolling endlessly.
Evidence Board
1. Frequent references to missed lunches. 2. Insomnia as a side effect of scrolling too much. 3. Correlation between train times and snack availability.
Secret Society
The Society of Forgotten Meals
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AustralianHumor
Twitter Main Character
The one who breaks down economic policies over brunch and rages against train etiquette.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Waffle Officer at an emerging start-up specializing in tongue-in-cheek critiques of social media.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual snack bar where everyone debates the significance of lunch while munching on pixelated pizzas.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile featuring a custom background of a sunset over Sydney with 'Feeling Hungry!' in neon fonts, and a playlist full of early 2000s emo hits.
Web3 Destiny
A digital lunch planner integrated with social critiques, helping the world remember to eat while engaging with online culture.
Future Post
Update: I finally had lunch today, and it was a transformative experience! 🍕✨
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your humor is like a well-timed punchline; it may catch us off guard, but we all appreciate the wit you serve up daily.
Charming Quirk
Your consistent forgetting of lunch is both endearing and slightly concerning—are you OK, dear friend?
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the relatable voice of our snack-less struggles, and don't forget to take a bite out of life before tweeting about it!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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