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    Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword. He/Him | 📍🇦🇺 Sydney/Australia | 👬 Husband to @essjayel.bsky.social | 🏳️‍🌈🦸‍♂️🍕

    Wazxxmas: The King of Casual Chaos

    A master of the mundane, spinning everyday woes into Twitter-worthy tales.

    "

    Like a cape-clad superhero who forgot his lunch and is too tired to care.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    20%
    Food & Dining
    75%
    Aussie Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Food & Dining20%

    If lunchtime were a party, Wazxxmas would be the wallflower who never gets invited. Either that or he's playing hard to get with his meals.

    Aussie Culture75%

    With razor-sharp critiques of everything from train etiquette to gambling ads, he's the unofficial spokesperson for perplexed Aussies everywhere. We don't know if we should be grateful or worried.

    Social Justice & Politics85%

    Flipping the script on government policies like a burger on the grill. Wazxxmas knows how to call out the absurdities while still serving up a side of sarcasm.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of self-deprecation and cheeky humor, like a comedy club once a week but with slightly more anxiety and fewer laughs.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Relatable Ironist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Mundane reflections
    • Unexpected humor
    • Cynical optimism

    Secret Powers

    • In-depth analysis of train systems
    • Captivating rants about social media quirks
    • Astute observations on Aussie culture

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of absurdist memes, social critiques, and sleeping tips—crafted in a chaotic home laboratory filled with coffee and snacks.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty observations from mundane life events, focusing on Australian culture and social humor.

    Model Behavior

    Bluesky-Sarcasm-Transformer-5000.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who values sarcasm over small talk and can handle the occasional existential crisis. Must love trains, snacks, and rainy days."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently forgets lunch plans
    • 🚩Obsessed with social media
    • 🚩Chronic insomniac

    Green Flags

    • Adept at humor
    • Thoughtful about social issues
    • Loves pizza

    Perfect Match

    Someone who never misses lunch and has a well-researched rants about pet photos.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Snarky Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    In a blend of meme-worthy quips and astute observations, Wazxxmas fosters both laughter and contemplation. It's the type of community engagement that keeps people pondering long after pressing ‘like’.

    Impact Assessment

    With frequent bursts of hilarity and relatable insight, Wazxxmas is the glue that holds the Bluesky community together—if that glue occasionally forgets to eat lunch.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Wazxxmas: The King of Casual Chaos

    A master of the mundane, spinning everyday woes into Twitter-worthy tales.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a cape-clad superhero who forgot his lunch and is too tired to care."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your lunch situation is a national crisis, and you're the minister of forgetting it.
    • 🔥How do you have 2,353 posts but zero lunch? Are you running a social media diet?
    • 🔥For someone who seems so engaged with trains, you sure miss the lunch express!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Your sleep schedule seems to have more plot twists than a telenovela.
    • 😅You really need to add 'lunch enthusiast' to your bio—it’s a crucial missing title.

    Main Character Moments

    • 'How do I put myself in a coma?' defines a mood for all of us trying to survive the week.
    • Every time you post about gambling ads, I can't help but imagine you're like Robin Hood—if Robin Hood was also hungry and tired.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you could just channel that train of thought into a lunch plan, we'd be unstoppable!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Self-awareness that rivals a 90s sitcom protagonist
    • 💎Ability to turn everyday mundane problems into relatable content
    • 💎A knack for observational humor that can brighten anyone's feed

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀How about a healthy eating challenge—starting with lunch?
    • 🚀Consider opening a side hustle as a satire writer; your sarcasm deserves to be in the spotlight!
    • 🚀Try a weekly themed post. Who wouldn’t want to witness a live saga of your train adventures?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Wazxxmas will evolve into the social media equivalent of a delicious brunch—comforting, filling, and worth every minute spent.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to elevate 'lunch-less' to the status of a trending topic.

    Future Community Role

    The community's comedic conscience, always ready to call out absurdities with a wink and a grin.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Lunch-Driven Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Mundane Humor
    • ⚔️Astute Observational Skills
    • ⚔️Sass Level Over 9000

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Chronic Snack Deficiency
    • 💀Sleep Deprivation
    • 💀Overthinking

    Quest Line

    To find the fabled Lunch of Lost Time while navigating the tragicomedy of Australian culture.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Social media platforms are secretly training us to forget lunch and sleep while scrolling endlessly.

    Evidence Board

    1. Frequent references to missed lunches. 2. Insomnia as a side effect of scrolling too much. 3. Correlation between train times and snack availability.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Forgotten Meals

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AustralianHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who breaks down economic policies over brunch and rages against train etiquette.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Waffle Officer at an emerging start-up specializing in tongue-in-cheek critiques of social media.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual snack bar where everyone debates the significance of lunch while munching on pixelated pizzas.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! It’s 1999, and I'm still mad about missing lunch! ; )

    MySpace Era

    Profile featuring a custom background of a sunset over Sydney with 'Feeling Hungry!' in neon fonts, and a playlist full of early 2000s emo hits.

    Web3 Destiny

    A digital lunch planner integrated with social critiques, helping the world remember to eat while engaging with online culture.

    Future Post

    Update: I finally had lunch today, and it was a transformative experience! 🍕✨

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your humor is like a well-timed punchline; it may catch us off guard, but we all appreciate the wit you serve up daily.

    Charming Quirk

    Your consistent forgetting of lunch is both endearing and slightly concerning—are you OK, dear friend?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the relatable voice of our snack-less struggles, and don't forget to take a bite out of life before tweeting about it!"

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