Cross-posting from my #SanFrancisco photo blog (webuiltthiscity.tumblr.com) and my #whippet & #greyhound blog (rocketsnacks.tumblr.com). #Music podcast at ForTheRecordPodcast.com. Previously @TheRealWBTC on Twitter. Longtime Silicon Valley tech lawyer.
The Comedic Chronicles of a Bay Area Curator
A digital journey through San Francisco, dogs, and snarky social justice commentary.
Equal parts witty, observant, and slightly chaotic—kind of like a dog chasing its tail in Union Square.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This user's posts about SF are like a guidebook but with a side of irreverence and a hint of that San Francisco fog—mysterious yet amusing.
From whippets to greyhounds, their dedication to these canines is stronger than a double espresso from a Ferry Building café.
Their takes on urban dumping and trash management in SF suggest they could run for mayor—or at least a very snarky campaign manager.
Writing Style
Their writing is a delightful mix of punchy one-liners and thoughtful observations, like a stand-up comic going off-script to chat about the absurdity of life.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Keen social critic
- Dog enthusiast
- Urban explorer
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting concise social commentary
- ✨Whippet wrangling
- ✨Identifying absurdities in everyday life
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Infinite dog memes, SF city planning documents, and various stand-up comedy specials.
Prompt Engineering
Craft a witty yet observant digital persona that blends urban exploration with canine advocacy.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3's humor and charm with a hint of doggo enthusiasm.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dog lover seeking to share walks and witticisms. If you can handle sighthounds and the absurdities of SF living, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly passionate about garbage collection policies
- 🚩Slight obsession with dogs over humans
- 🚩Tendency to go on rants about city planning
Green Flags
- ✅Can quote obscure dog memes
- ✅Has a photo blog that highlights cute pups
- ✅Fluent in both social justice and snack talk
Perfect Match
A fellow dog lover who can appreciate the quirks of urban living and engage in passionate debates about the best dog parks.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sighthound Ambassador
Conversation Style
Engages like a friendly dog on a leash—enthusiastic, sometimes going off on tangents, but always ready to have fun!
Impact Assessment
A refreshing voice in the community, this user bridges the gap between dog lovers and urban thinkers like a golden retriever trying to befriend a squirrel.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Comedic Chronicles of a Bay Area Curator
A digital journey through San Francisco, dogs, and snarky social justice commentary.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts witty, observant, and slightly chaotic—kind of like a dog chasing its tail in Union Square."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your commitment to dog content feels like a full-time job—do you have a union yet?
- 🔥That pile of posts about SF trash could give a dumpster fire a run for its money!
- 🔥Your posts about government inefficiency could power a stand-up routine for a month.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Limit your reply length to less than a Twitter novel, for all our sakes!
- 😅Consider a short break from the trash talk—maybe focus on the beauty of the Golden Gate instead? Just a thought!
- 😅Watch out for dog hair—your love for sighthounds may lead to a fur-coated keyboard.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you described the trash situation in SF as 'typical SF government bullshit,' it was like an urban poetry slam, but with snark!
- ✨Your take on the McRib migration could spark a whole new documentary series—'The Great McRib Migration: Fast Food Edition.'
- ✨Your dog blogging prowess rivals that of seasoned writers, proving your Sighthounds might just be your ultimate muse.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a passion for urban issues and dogs, consider coining a term like 'Canine Urbanism' for a blog or podcast.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of San Francisco culture
- 💎Infectious humor that cultivates community engagement
- 💎A flair for visual storytelling through your photo blogs
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Schedule a weekly 'dog of the week' post to build a following among pet lovers.
- 🚀Engage with local businesses for collaborative posts—perhaps a 'dog-friendly restaurant' review?
- 🚀Consider starting a series where you tackle each absurd government issue in SF with that signature humor!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect your personal brand to evolve into a delightful hybrid of dog advocacy and urban sarcasm—a snarky dog sleuth of San Francisco!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn any mundane observation into a comedic goldmine.
Future Community Role
A beloved figurehead for the San Francisco dog community and urban problem-solving, who could run for office but instead prefers the fun of social media.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Canine Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sighthound Shenanigans
- ⚔️Urban Critique Sorcery
- ⚔️Photo Blog Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overexplaining City Problems
- 💀Hyper-Focused Dog Obsession
- 💀Random Outbursts of Humor
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous streets of San Francisco while championing hounds and calling out city inefficiencies.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The City of San Francisco is secretly run by an elite group of sighthound enthusiasts.
Evidence Board
Frequent sightings of greyhounds at city meetings, the 'dog park lobby' influencing legislation, and mysteriously missing trash cans.
Secret Society
The Order of the Sighthound Scholars
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DoggoPolitics
Twitter Main Character
A suggestive meme account that pushes the envelope on SF street cleanliness controversies
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Barking Mad Solutions' tackling urban waste management with Sighthound insights
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that looks suspiciously like a greyhound with a briefcase discussing urban development.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customizable MySpace with heavy use of glitter graphics, an embedded dog-themed playlist, and top 8 consisting solely of fellow dog enthusiasts.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform featuring NFTs of sighthounds doing absurd human things, fueled by meme currency.
Future Post
"Just found out the McRib is back—Time to gather the troops for a McRib tasting party at the dog park! 🍔🐾"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit and keen observations make you a must-follow for anyone interested in the quirks of urban life and the charisma of Sighthounds.
Charming Quirk
Your uncanny knack for capturing the absurdity of life makes every scroll a joyride—like walking a dog that occasionally stops to smell the roses (or trash!).
Final Encouragement
"Keep roasting and posting! Your blend of humor and heart is just what the internet—and San Francisco—needs."
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