mitch

@wheresmekeys.bsky.social

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Posts

682

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Joined

Nov 6, 2023

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the flow of my demographic.

Mitch: The Northern Star of Bluesky Wit

Where Star Trek meets social commentary, and the Grinch sneaks into KFC ads.

A mix of highbrow intellect with a sprinkle of down-to-earth sarcasm; basically the Shakespeare of the social media streets.

92%

Authenticity

83%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Star Trek and Social Justice

90%

Cultural Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Star Trek and Social Justice85%

Mitch uses Star Trek as a philosophical playground, proving that forty years later, 'diversity is a strength' still hits harder than a photon torpedo.

Cultural Commentary90%

From unearthing ancient fruits to dissecting MPs' questionable funding, Mitch's posts feel like a Master's class in social awareness worth every like.

Literary Praise80%

Mitch's love for literature is like a warm hug; he finds beauty in words that most people miss, using prose to make us swoon instead of scroll.

Comedy in Everyday Life78%

Whether it's comparing the Grinch to KFC or sharing puns about his dog, Mitch turns mundane moments into laugh-out-loud experiences.

Writing Style

A delightful cocktail of clever wordplay, poignant observations, and unexpected humor that shakes your brain while tickling your funny bone.

Thought Leader Score

83%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Star Trek aficionado
Literary romantic
Socially conscious commentator

Secret Powers

✨Accidental stand-up comedian
✨Cultural critic extraordinaire
✨Dog whisperer (in memes)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A rich tapestry of classic literature, pop culture references, and contemporary social issues, spiced with humor and sarcasm.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty social commentary that fuses literature, pop culture, and social issues into engaging and humorous insights.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets Neil Gaiman with a splash of Terry Pratchett; insightful yet accessible.

Token Count

1520

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"49, into Star Trek and literary musings, looking for someone who can debate but also laugh at KFC memes. Must love dogs and social justice."

Red Flags

🚩Overly serious about cultural issues
🚩Posts too many puns
🚩May analyze your every word

Green Flags

✅Appreciates the beauty of language
✅Can match wits with literary quotes
✅Enjoys meaningful discussions about dogs

Perfect Match

Someone who can hold a conversation about the socio-political implications of Star Trek... while petting a dog.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Philosopher-King of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engaging in a friendly debate, sprinkling insights like confetti at a festival—everyone leaves with glitter and thoughts to ponder.

Impact Assessment

Mitch's blend of humor and intellect keeps the community both entertained and enlightened; he’s the guy you want leading the book club, even if it’s about politics.

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Mitch: The Northern Star of Bluesky Wit

Where Star Trek meets social commentary, and the Grinch sneaks into KFC ads.

Vibe Check

"A mix of highbrow intellect with a sprinkle of down-to-earth sarcasm; basically the Shakespeare of the social media streets."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If you think KFC is the high point of culinary culture, your food critic career is probably in the toilet.
🔥Mitch has the ability to make even a ground squirrel's snack history sound like an epic saga—seriously, more engaging than my last Zoom meeting.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try mixing up your posts: less philosophical musings, more dog memes; the world can't survive on highbrow rhetoric alone!
😅For someone into modern literature, your posts could use a dash of absurdity—think less Tolstoy, more Kafka.

Main Character Moments

✨When Keanu Reeves followed him, it felt less like a digital confirmation and more like a cosmic endorsement of Mitch's existence.
✨His yearly reminder about the resemblance between Saint Nicholas and Lieutenant Worf is both a meme and a life lesson; humanity is weird.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Mitch's potential lies in channeling his literary prowess into creative writing—perhaps a book of essays that blends humor with social commentary could be a bestseller.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique perspective on pop culture and politics that feels like gold on Bluesky; cities need mayors, communities need Mitchs!
💎Genuine warmth underlies his smart quips; the perfect recipe for an online influencer.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diving deeper into storytelling; your observations would shine even brighter in a narrative format.
🚀Release a weekly post that blends literary critique with pop culture—think 'The New Yorker' but with more dogs and less pretension.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Mitch will evolve into a must-follow social media influencer, perhaps known for spontaneous philosophical rants on TikTok.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane topic into an engaging and hilarious commentary—be it a personal anecdote or a world event.

Future Community Role

He might transition into a community educator, leading discussions that blend humor with critical thinking.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Empathetic Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Starfleet Philosophy
⚔️Literary Limerick Mastery
⚔️Socially Conscious Detective

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Tendency to overanalyze memes

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect blend of humor and philosophy to enlighten the masses.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The far-right is secretly run by a cabal of disgruntled literary critics.

Evidence Board

1. The sudden rise of anti-literature sentiment in politics. 2. Frequent mentions of 'the herd' in political speeches, suggesting herd mentality.

Secret Society

The Society of Misunderstood Literary Geniuses.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/StarTrekShippers

Twitter Main Character

The man who single-handedly defends the literary canon against pop culture dilution.

LinkedIn Title

Cultural Consultant specializing in how to effectively communicate social issues through humor.

Metaverse Final Form

The philosopher king of an open-mic night in the metaverse, where deep discussions happen between sets of dad jokes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page with GIFs of puppies, Star Trek references, and a guestbook full of literary quotes.

MySpace Era

Profile background of a grunge band, displaying quotes from Dostoevsky and a playlist of 90s indie hits.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where Mitch's witty essays on the metaverse earn crypto.

Future Post

"Just found out that the real reason I wasn’t invited to the Met Gala was: I don’t wear enough sequins. #FashionFails"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mitch's strength lies in his uncanny ability to marry humor with insight; it's like watching a clever magician perform, but on Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

His ability to make you chuckle while contemplating the complexities of modern life is a rare gift.

Final Encouragement

"So keep surfing those waves of wit and wisdom, Mitch; there's a world out here waiting for your next hilarious take!"

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