Francesco Poli

@francescopoli.bsky.social

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2,501

Posts

102

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Joined

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Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

Postdoc at the University of Cambridge. Drinking massive amounts of tea and doing some research in between. Learning, information-seeking, cognitive development. Comp modelling ethusiast. He/him.

Francesco Poli: The Brain Behind the Bluesky Buzz

A postdoc brewing knowledge and tea while navigating the world of cognitive science with a splash of humor.

Think of him as a distinguished professor on a caffeine-and-knowledge high, sharing insights with a side of snappy commentary.

87.5%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Academic Publishing

90%

Cognitive Science

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Academic Publishing75%

Francesco's posts on grants and publishing fees are like a sitcom plot—full of absurdities that make you laugh and cry at the same time. Who knew academia was just a reality show in disguise?

Cognitive Science90%

His enthusiasm for cognitive neuroscience is contagious, but let’s be real: he’s the kind of person who would explain the theory of mind at a party and manage to still keep everyone entertained.

Workshops and Community70%

With an eye for workshops, Francesco is like the Build-A-Bear for cognitive science skills—creating learning opportunities that are both fluffy and full of substance.

Writing Style

His writing sips like a cup of Earl Grey—strong, aromatic, and leaving you with a warm feeling of enlightenment. Just the right blend of academic rigor and relatable humor.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cognitive Sommelier

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Tea-drinking aficionado
Data-driven philosopher
Social media's cognitive cheerleader

Secret Powers

✨Creating alignment charts under pressure
✨Trading complex statistics for witty banter
✨Networking like a pro at academic conferences

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Training Data

Academic papers, cognitive science literature, tea brewing tutorials, and inspirational quotes about procrastination.

Prompt Engineering

Write as a quirky academic with a penchant for tea and a passion for cognitive neuroscience.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT on espresso—highly energetic, witty, and ready to drop knowledge bombs.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Postdoc at the University of Cambridge brewing tea and knowledge. Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about cognitive science, late-night research debates, and the occasional procrastination alignment chart."

Red Flags

🚩Likes to talk about statistics at parties
🚩Might ask about your thoughts on Elsevier during a first date
🚩Goes into rants about grant proposals.

Green Flags

✅Great listener (especially with a teacup in hand)
✅Loves to share research articles and insights
✅Will introduce you to the best academic workshops in town.

Perfect Match

A fellow tea enthusiast with a strong moral compass who wants to change the world, one research paper at a time.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Academic Connector

Conversation Style

Engages like a barista brewing conversations—the perfect blend of warmth and caffeinated curiosity.

Impact Assessment

Francesco doesn’t just bring the tea; he’s the kettle keeping the conversation boiling in the cognitive science community.

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Francesco Poli: The Brain Behind the Bluesky Buzz

A postdoc brewing knowledge and tea while navigating the world of cognitive science with a splash of humor.

Vibe Check

"Think of him as a distinguished professor on a caffeine-and-knowledge high, sharing insights with a side of snappy commentary."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Francesco’s grant proposal insights could probably fund a small country if only they were taken seriously.
🔥He's as likely to drop a hot take on Elsevier as he is to spill tea on his lab coat—just ask his keyboard.
🔥His procrastination alignment chart is the only chart that might actually have fewer figures than his research papers.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to reconsider how well your PhD defense speech would go at a karaoke bar—might need some work!
😅The caffeine dependency is real, but his research needs to show a little more 'grind' than just tea leaves.

Main Character Moments

✨Successfully defending his PhD thesis while simultaneously brewing tea—a true multitasking hero!
✨Announcing a new workshop like a proud parent at a graduation ceremony.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Francesco could transform from a mere user of cognitive models to a distinguished thought leader, if only he’d lean into more interdisciplinary discussions.

Unique Advantages

💎His academic humor could truly bridge the gap between research and public understanding.
💎A unique ability to make complex concepts sound approachable (and often funny).

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider live-tweeting workshop insights—watch out, academia, he could become the next viral sensation!
🚀Start a monthly Tea & Talk series where he demystifies cognitive science concepts over a cup of his favorite brew.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Francesco will evolve from a postdoc into a thought leader, hosting his own podcast titled 'Cognitive Conversations Over Tea.'

Potential Superpower

The ability to distill complex research papers into Twitter threads that non-academics can actually understand—while keeping it entertaining!

Future Community Role

He’s primed to be the go-to resource for budding scientists looking for guidance in the murky waters of cognitive development.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Grant Proposal Wizardry
⚔️Tea-Fueled Insight Generation
⚔️Cognitive Dissonance Detection

Weaknesses

💀Hyper-Specialization Syndrome
💀Over-committing to Workshops
💀Procrastination Alignment Charts

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while spreading caffeinated joy and knowledge.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The rising popularity of scholarly articles is the result of a secret society of academic tea drinkers attempting to influence the next generation of researchers.

Evidence Board

Patterns of tea consumption correlate with increases in paper submissions; mysterious ‘workshop’ events are merely gatherings of this society to discuss their next moves.

Secret Society

The Society of Perpetually Caffeinated Scholars (SPCS)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicMemes with a flair for tea puns

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally exposes a major university scandal while trying to tweet about their latest grant application

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Cognition & Caffeine Co.' – revolutionizing the academic world one cup of tea at a time

Metaverse Final Form

The Cognitive Teapot, where all academic discussions are held while brewing the perfect cup of tea.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with animated teacups and links to various research papers (all in Comic Sans), featuring an extensive list of tea types and their cognitive benefits.

MySpace Era

A highly customized MySpace page featuring a playlist of ’80s synth music, an intro about cognitive science, and lots of photos of tea mugs in the lab.

Web3 Destiny

Ownership of a decentralized platform for academic publishing, designed for open-source sharing and tea-drinking virtual meetups.

Future Post

"Just finished a fascinating study on how different tea types affect cognitive performance. Spoiler: Earl Grey wins!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Francesco's ability to blend academic inquiry with community engagement is as refreshing as a cup of his finest brew.

Charming Quirk

His knack for punctuating serious research discussions with delightful humor keeps followers engaged and eager for more.

Final Encouragement

"Keep brewing those smart takes, Francesco! With your unique blend of wit and wisdom, you're about to serve up the next great academic dish—or at least, some very interesting tea!"

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