Will Pollock 🏳️‍🌈 🌻 🐶

@willpollock.bsky.social

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Joined

Nov 17, 2023

Roasted

Dec 23, 2024

Apartheid Clyde can go 🍆 a 🍉 Kindness is key. Give no quarter to fascists. Live, love and laugh with reckless abandon. contributor to TrumpFile.org. I write books, tell dad jokes & have a blog. #StephHead link snacks: https://bio.site/willpollock

Will Pollock: The Bluesky Bard of Political Banter

Mixing dad jokes with political insights, Will Pollock keeps us all laughing and thinking.

A splendid blend of warmth and sharp wit—like a cozy sweater with hidden pockets for sarcasm.

88%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

75%

Personal Gratitude

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Will's take on the current political climate is like a refreshing ginger ale—bubbly, slightly spicy, and often leaves a tingle. He balances hot takes with a splash of humor, ensuring we don’t drown in the seriousness.

Personal Gratitude75%

His reflections on gratitude shine brighter than a lamp in a blackout. They remind us that beneath the layers of snark lies a heartfelt desire for kindness and connection.

Dad Jokes85%

Will's dad jokes are the rogue ninjas of Bluesky—they sneak in, catch you off guard, and leave you grinning, even when they land like a dad trying to dance.

Writing Style

A delightful cocktail of snark and sincerity, where dad jokes are the garnish and socio-political commentary is the solid base. His posts read like a well-edited sitcom script—sharp, relevant, and always with a punchline.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Activist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Quick-witted humor
Political insight
Heartfelt gratitude
Dad jokes mastery

Secret Powers

✨Crafting political memes
✨Finding joy in absurdity
✨Making therapy sound like a Christmas gift
✨Connecting with diverse communities

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Training Data

A mix of dad jokes, political commentary, and uplifting messages about kindness and activism.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts for humor and political commentary while highlighting positive community engagement.

Model Behavior

A blend of witty banter and deep-seated activism, reminiscent of a meme generator crossed with a stand-up comedian.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who appreciates dad jokes, political banter, and kindness. Must be open to discussions about everything from 'gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy' to the absurdity of the current political landscape. If you can laugh at my jokes and still care about the world, let's connect!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive use of hashtags—seriously, I might need a support group.
🚩Tendency to roast more than toast during discussions.
🚩May spend too much time critiquing political figures and not enough time making small talk.

Green Flags

✅Love for all things LGBTQ+
✅Strong opinions on social issues but always with a side of humor.
✅A genuine heart who believes kindness is key.

Perfect Match

A fellow humorist who can debate me over brunch—with very strong mimosas.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Humorous Advocate

Conversation Style

Engaging and often threading humor into serious discussions, like a chef serving salad with a side of fries.

Impact Assessment

Will’s ability to uplift and bring laughter amid chaos makes him the community’s cozy blanket—softening the hard truths we face.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Will Pollock: The Bluesky Bard of Political Banter

Mixing dad jokes with political insights, Will Pollock keeps us all laughing and thinking.

Vibe Check

"A splendid blend of warmth and sharp wit—like a cozy sweater with hidden pockets for sarcasm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing more viral than your posts is your enthusiasm for dad jokes!
🔥Your love for political satire is only rivaled by your fondness for emoji—seriously, do you have a favorite, or are they all your children?
🔥Your posts are like therapy: sometimes they make me laugh, sometimes they make me cry, but I always leave wanting more.

Quirky Challenges

😅You occasionally risk diving too deep into political discussions; remember, not every Twitter fight needs a round three!
😅Your penchant for hashtags has officially crossed into uncharted territory—consider a 'Hashtags Anonymous' meeting?
😅Could you fit in one more emoji? Asking for a friend—wait, we both know it's me.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you tweeted about Santa checking Bluesky was peak Will energy—hilarious yet strangely relatable!
✨Your support of trans rights coupled with memes feels like a joyous pride parade crashing an op-ed meeting—both are fabulous!
✨When you expressed gratitude with a side of sass, I could practically hear the rallying applause—it’s like you built a stage for your thoughts.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to weave humor into advocacy could lead to a podcast that has all the makings of a chart-topper—let’s call it 'Laugh, Cry, Repeat.'

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for humor that can disarm even the most tense discussions
💎A loyal follower base eager for your insights and wit
💎The ability to connect across identities with humor and sincerity

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series of ‘Will’s Wise Words’—weekly posts that blend dad jokes with a cause.
🚀Try live tweeting during important events; your style could turn political coverage into an event worth watching!
🚀Keep an eye on trending topics to ensure your humor is timely—it’s like being a jester, but with a Twitter account.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Will might soon evolve into Bluesky’s own late-night talk show host, where the audience can’t decide whether to laugh or seatbelt in for a reality check.

Potential Superpower

Superhuman ability to make trending topics digestible through humor—like taking your medicine wrapped in a chocolate bar.

Future Community Role

A compassionate comedian whose words rally support while making the world feel just a bit less heavy.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Political Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Quick-Witted Humor
⚔️Political Insight
⚔️Memetic Mastery
⚔️Heartfelt Gratitude

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Emojitis (Emoji Overload)
💀Tendency to Dive Deep into Political Discussions
💀Dad Joke Dependency

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of politics while maintaining humor and kindness.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The mainstream media is secretly run by a cabal of cats, keeping the truth hidden while we chase laser pointers.

Evidence Board

Countless videos of cats ignoring humans; too many cat memes going viral all at once. Coincidence?

Secret Society

The Society of Sarcastic Satirists—planning to take over the world one dad joke at a time.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/PoliticalMemesAndDadJokes—where political pandemonium meets punchlines.

Twitter Main Character

A viral sensation for accidentally starting #SantaTherapy as a socio-political commentary on holiday pressures.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Kindness & Clarity'—a consulting firm specializing in political satire and community upliftment.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's Metaverse, you're the host of a virtual late-night talk show where avatars gather for laughs and political discourse.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities website filled with flashing GIFs, a ‘Proud Dad Joke Enthusiast’ banner, and a guestbook for supportive messages.

MySpace Era

An angsty profile featuring an emo playlist with the title 'Rants and Raves,' alongside your go-to dad jokes as bullet points.

Web3 Destiny

Deep into crypto, launching a digital currency called 'WitCoin,' where every pun earns you interest.

Future Post

"In 2025, I ran for office on a platform of laughter and kindness—turns out, people really needed a chuckle in the voting booth!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to combine heartfelt messages with humor is truly impressive—you're like the emotional rockstar we didn’t know we needed!

Charming Quirk

Your habit of ending tweets with a perfectly placed emoji—how else would we know you’re both serious and fun?

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Will! Your blend of humor and activism is the much-needed balm in today’s chaotic world—what you bring to the table is as delightful as a dad joke, but infinitely more valuable!"

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