B.A His, FRHistS. Thomas Cromwell author & historian. Lover of Spain, heart transplants, trans rights & F1 - ALO/VER/ALB. My new book PLANNING THE MURDER OF ANNE BOLEYN out 30.08.24
Caroline Angus: Channeling Thomas Cromwell with a Side of Spicy F1 Takes
A historian with a penchant for heart transplants and some rather salty commentary.
If the history books had emojis, Caroline's would be the eye-roll and face-palm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Caroline expertly blends humor with real-life struggles—and Christmas tunes in rehab aren't exactly the jolliest topic, so kudos to her for keeping it real while trying to feign joy!
Watching Caroline navigate her love-hate relationship with F1 is like watching a soap opera—full of drama, unexpected twists, and the occasional pit stop for cookies.
When Caroline talks about manuscripts, it’s like she’s opening a portal to the past, with a side of sass and a sprinkle of 'why don’t you just google it?'
Writing Style
Caroline sprints through posts like a historian on a caffeine high, jumping between topics with the grace of a gazelle on roller skates, and peppering it all with a wit sharper than Henry VIII’s axe.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Historian Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Blunt wit
- Passionate about history and healthcare
- F1 fanaticism
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of historical memes
- ✨Heartfelt writing on serious topics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Histories of medical ethics, F1 statistics, and extensive medieval manuscripts while balancing a flair for the dramatic and humorous pop culture commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Write a retrospective analysis of historical medical practices infused with humor and a contemporary twist on modern sports fandom.
Model Behavior
A blend of verbose historian and snarky internet personality, often caught in the web of sarcasm and insightful commentary.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate historian & author, navigating transplant life with a dash of F1 drama. Looking for someone who appreciates heartwarming stories, historical insights, and a sprinkle of sarcasm. Let's swap book recommendations!"
Red Flags
- 🚩I might rant about heart transplants during dinner
- 🚩I mix medieval history with modern life way too much
Green Flags
- ✅I can cook a mean dinner when not overwhelmed
- ✅I bring engaging discussions and laughter into tough topics
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with historical debates and join me for an F1 race!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Informal Historian-in-Residence
Conversation Style
A blend of uproarious banter and earnest discussions, where you can almost hear her 'what the heck?' reactions.
Impact Assessment
Her posts spark conversations that blend humor with heartfelt discussions—basically a medieval town crier, but with more sarcasm and fewer bells.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Caroline Angus: Channeling Thomas Cromwell with a Side of Spicy F1 Takes
A historian with a penchant for heart transplants and some rather salty commentary.
Vibe Check
"If the history books had emojis, Caroline's would be the eye-roll and face-palm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If being a historian were an Olympic sport, Caroline would still be stuck in the qualifying rounds due to 'technical difficulties'—otherwise known as F1 arguments.
- 🔥Words of wisdom: A historian should never challenge a historian on Bluesky unless they're prepared for a verbal joust worthy of the medieval courts!
- 🔥Caroline's posts on trans rights have more twists than an F1 race; sometimes we’re not sure if we're cheering or confused!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a little less heart-wrenching reality in transplant tales and maybe throw in a meme or two for relief!
- 😅When posting should be like F1—fast-paced racing of ideas—but sometimes it stalls out longer than my lunch break.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time she turned a simple tweet into a TED Talk about 14th-century demons was legendary.
- ✨Her rants over American Thanksgiving dishes could rival any historical debate in intensity.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With her passion for historical scholarship and advocacy, Caroline could easily turn her threads into a bestselling memoir or a reality show—'The Real Historians of Bluesky,' anyone?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in historical topics that most find boring but Caroline makes thrilling.
- 💎A natural ability to mix humor into weighty topics (like organ donation) without losing the message.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diversifying posts with more visual content—maybe some medieval meme infographics?
- 🚀Explore more interactive content like polls about historical debates, such as 'Who would win: Thomas Cromwell vs. Max Verstappen?'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Caroline could evolve into a historian influencer, complete with live Q&As about lethal heart transplants and medieval mysteries.
Potential Superpower
Her unique superpower will be bridging the gap between niche historical knowledge and trending cultural discourse, making her the #1 go-to for brainstorming F1 strategies with a side of Henry VIII trivia.
Future Community Role
She may emerge as the social media ambassador for the historical community on Bluesky, reminding us all that history is not just for textbooks, but also for Twitter-like banter!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Blunt Wit
- ⚔️Historical Context Wizardry
- ⚔️F1 Fanaticism
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overwhelm from Heartfelt Topics
- 💀F1 Arguments That Spiral Out of Control
Quest Line
Navigating the complex world of transplant healthcare while finessing F1 rivalries and unearthing medieval manuscripts.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Thomas Cromwell was secretly an F1 strategist, advising on pit stops from the shadowy realms of history.
Evidence Board
1. Increased speed in Tudor politics coincided with the rise of competitive sports. 2. The artistry of medieval manuscripts has parallels to F1 car designs. 3. Historical figures always had an agenda—including pit stops.
Secret Society
The Society of Historical Speedsters: a clandestine group of historians who argue historical points at F1 races.
Truth Seeking Level
82%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MedievalHistoryMemes would feature a lot of confusion over the difference between manuscripts and fan fiction.
Twitter Main Character
In another timeline, Caroline single-handedly changes the outcome of an F1 race with historical insight.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Manuscripts & Motorsports,' pioneering historical consultancy with high-speed solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
The 'Medieval Racer' in Zuck's metaverse, hosting F1-themed medieval reenactments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top eight of favorite historical figures, F1 drivers, and a custom theme that screams medieval meets speedster.
Web3 Destiny
Caroline is minting NFTs of her unique historical insights while simultaneously being the voice of reason in an F1 crypto community.
Future Post
2025: "Just finished a deep dive into medieval racing culture—it was thrilling! Who knew knights had such quick reflexes?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Caroline's dedication to advocacy and real-life stories makes her one of the more impactful voices on this platform.
Charming Quirk
Her ability to mix medieval manuscript history with modern-day heart issues keeps everyone on their toes—what a time to be alive!
Final Encouragement
"Keep those tweets coming, Caroline! After all, if history teaches us anything, it’s that every moment is worth documenting—especially if it involves cookies or F1 drama!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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