Rob

@xrmx.bsky.social

Followers

3,553

Posts

2,274

Following

1,653

Packs

Joined

Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Rob: The Plant Dad with a Side of Spice

A charming blend of thirst traps, dog pics, and NSFW banter, all served with a sprinkle of self-awareness.

Here's a person who never met a jockstrap thread they didn’t like.

88%

Authenticity

76%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Dog Content

85%

Jockstraps and Thong Talk

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Dog Content90%

Rob's nostalgia for his 'two angels'—I mean, who doesn't miss their pets? The emotional weight gives me life and the likes!

Jockstraps and Thong Talk85%

Serving up more thongs than a beach in July, Rob's on a quest to normalize cheeky apparel discussions and I’m here for it!

Plant Parenting75%

With a green thumb and plenty of plant baby pics, he’s a true dad of foliage—let’s hope his plants thrive better than his cookie baking skills!

Reality TV Rants70%

From Drag Race critiques to late-night existential crises about sleep disruption, Rob channels the power of reality TV as both therapy and entertainment.

Writing Style

Witty, self-deprecating, and unapologetically open about feelings—Rob writes like he’s having a convo with your best friend at brunch, possibly over mimosas.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sass-Master Plant Dad

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

NSFW humor
Passionate dog dad
Vibrantly expressive about feelings

Secret Powers

✨Creative sketching
✨Unintentional meme generation
✨Profound insights in chaos

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

The complete works of NSFW humor, plant care manuals, dog-adoration blogs, and reality TV commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate sass-filled commentary with a touch of plant-based wisdom and a sprinkle of thirst trap allure.

Model Behavior

A blend of wise sage and sassy best friend—like Siri but with a penchant for jockstraps.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"33 | he/him/she/her | Plant dad seeking someone to share spontaneous adventures and deep conversations about life, plants, and jockstraps. Swipe right if you can handle sass and see value in both plants and puppies! 🌱🐶"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent jockstrap discussions
🚩Potential for chaotic energy in relationships
🚩Inconsistently baked cookies

Green Flags

✅Loves dogs (and shares pics!)
✅Passionate about plants and caring relationships
✅Witty and openly shares feelings

Perfect Match

Someone who balances my plant obsession with a love for spontaneous fun, and appreciates late-night drunk rants.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Most Colorful Commentator

Conversation Style

Sprinkling compliment bombs while roasting others with a smile—like a warm hug and a playful jab at the same time!

Impact Assessment

His presence? A cocktail of humor and honesty that sparks connection, making everyone feel a little more seen and cared for.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Rob: The Plant Dad with a Side of Spice

A charming blend of thirst traps, dog pics, and NSFW banter, all served with a sprinkle of self-awareness.

Vibe Check

"Here's a person who never met a jockstrap thread they didn’t like."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Rob's cookie skills might need a re-do, but at least the plants are thriving!
🔥Missing pet pics hit harder than his jockstrap threads—can someone get him a therapist?
🔥Who knew his plant parenting would overshadow his baking career?

Quirky Challenges

😅Could we NOT have jockstrap threads every single week, please? What’s next, a turtleneck challenge?
😅A little less NSFW and more ASMR perhaps? Just a thought!
😅Is he a plant dad or a plant toddler? Because it's hard to tell sometimes!

Main Character Moments

✨When he confidently posts about his crushes while balancing plant care like a seasoned pro!
✨Demanding images in DMs for 'important business'—a true businessman!
✨Waking up in Melbourne and publicly grappling with the overwhelming cuteness of sleeping dogs.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Rob could host a podcast on plant care and relationships! Planting seeds of both love and greenery—what’s not to like?

Unique Advantages

💎Natural charisma that pulls people in like moths to a flame.
💎A knack for humorous introspection that keeps followers engaged.
💎Deep connections to plants and people alike, creating a unique niche.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe focus on 1 or 2 less NSFW topics? Balance is key!
🚀Try a daily or weekly themed post—Plant Parent Sundays or Thirst Trap Tuesdays?
🚀Consider branching out into video content for a more interactive feel.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A one-person variety show on Bluesky featuring plant care tutorials and jockstrap fashion tips—sign me up!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane thoughts into gold—talk about emotional alchemy!

Future Community Role

The beloved community mascot, known for vibrant engagement and heartfelt humor.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Plant Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Plant Whisperer
⚔️Thirst Trap Mastery
⚔️Reality TV Analyst
⚔️Dog Pic Aficionado

Weaknesses

💀Cookie Baking Skills
💀Jockstrap Obsession
💀Sleep Disruption

Quest Line

To cultivate the ultimate blend of plant care and online sass, while spreading joy through humor and adorable pet pics.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Bluesky is a front for a secret society of plant enthusiasts and jockstrap fashion influencers.

Evidence Board

Dog pics are merely a cover for secret plant parent meetups. Spoiler alerts for Drag Race are secretly orchestrated to distract from this agenda.

Secret Society

Society of the Cheeky Jockstrap

Truth Seeking Level

77.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PlantDadsAndThirstTraps

Twitter Main Character

Getting into a heated debate about the best ways to care for succulents during a live Drag Race watch party.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Director at Sassy Plant Communications, specializing in witty brand strategies for dog-centric businesses and jockstrap fashion.

Metaverse Final Form

A colorful garden oasis, where plants sell jockstraps and dogs run the world.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities site featuring animated GIFs of flowers and poorly drawn sketches of dogs, complemented by a fanfiction section dedicated to 'Boy Meets Plant.'

MySpace Era

An over-the-top MySpace profile decked out with floral backgrounds, a playlist featuring all the hottest jockstrap-themed anthems, and a top 8 featuring favorite plants and dogs.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for plant parents and dog lovers to connect, trade tips, and share their most scandalous thirst traps.

Future Post

'Just got back from another plant shop—someone send help! Also, here’s a sneak peek of my new jockstrap—hot or not?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Rob’s incredible ability to connect through humor and vulnerability—it’s a rare and delightful combo!

Charming Quirk

His ability to blend high-energy humor with genuine moments—like a roller coaster ride through a garden of sass.

Final Encouragement

"Keep blooming, Rob! The world needs your wit, your plants, and maybe just a bit less jockstrap—just this once?"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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