Zac Morris (ZacWolf)

@zacwolf.com

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56-year-old True Sigma, married GWM, Capricorn, INFJ, with a high IQ. I'm neurodivergent af, firmly planted on the Autistic end of the spectrum. **Please, no thirst/porn-type followers. Only follow if ya know me!**

Zac the True Sigma: A Symphony of Snark and Sincere Queries

Zac Morris is crafting a unique Bluesky narrative, one gallbladder rant at a time.

A delightful mix of developer frustration and culinary misadventures, with a sprinkle of existential musings.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Technical Rants

75%

Health and Wellness

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Technical Rants90%

Zac's unwavering crusade against cookie requirements is nothing short of heroic. If he could, he'd gift a cape to every developer who makes their landing pages accessible without cookie acceptance!

Health and Wellness75%

From gallbladder attacks to liver health remedies, Zac's health updates read like a medical drama that never got picked up. Someone give this man a Health Advisor title!

Food Fiascos80%

His culinary journey has the drama of a Gordon Ramsay show but with fewer expletives and more cake disasters. Who knew raw cheesecake could evoke such existential dread?

Nostalgic Musings70%

Zac's trips down memory lane could be a series on Netflix, full of delightful nostalgia and the occasional cringe—like watching old home videos of family reunions gone wrong.

Writing Style

Zac's writing is a curious blend of technical jargon and heartfelt anecdotes. His ability to switch from coding frustrations to gall bladder exclamations is like watching a jazz musician effortlessly transition between genres. One moment he's hip-hopping through tech specs; the next, he's ballad-ing over burnt cheesecakes.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Neurodivergent Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Technical Wizardry
Culinary Catastrophes
Existential Rants

Secret Powers

✨Deep Insights into Social Dynamics
✨Clever One-Liners
✨Unintentional Comedy Gold

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of technical manuals, culinary blogs, and existential philosophy papers.

Prompt Engineering

A neurodivergent sage with a penchant for coding misadventures and health insights.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a sprinkle of neurodivergent wisdom and a pinch of culinary caution.

Token Count

500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking someone who can appreciate a good technical rant, knows the importance of fully cooked cheesecake, and won’t mind the occasional existential crisis. Big Nick Energy preferred!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent gallbladder updates
🚩Too much emphasis on cookie requirements
🚩May throw away undercooked baked goods

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations
✅Has a sense of humor about culinary mishaps
✅Appreciates nostalgia and good tech

Perfect Match

Someone who can balance my rants about life and code with genuine laughter; bonus points if you enjoy exploring new home remedies.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Own Uncle Grumpy

Conversation Style

Zac engages like a seasoned old-timer at the diner, sharing wisdom while sipping coffee but occasionally dropping a hot take that leaves folks scratching their heads and saying, 'Did he really just say that?'

Impact Assessment

Zac's presence is a mix of a wise sage and that friend who always reminds you to check for ingredients before using the recipe. He’s endearing, a tad critical, yet undeniably entertaining.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Zac the True Sigma: A Symphony of Snark and Sincere Queries

Zac Morris is crafting a unique Bluesky narrative, one gallbladder rant at a time.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of developer frustration and culinary misadventures, with a sprinkle of existential musings."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Zac were a code snippet, we'd need some major debugging on those food posts!
🔥His gallbladder should probably file a restraining order against his dietary choices.
🔥Zac's idea of early breakfast is dreaming about a burnt pancake from last month.

Quirky Challenges

😅He might consider rebranding from 'Culinary Catastrophe' to 'Cooking Aficionado' just for a confidence boost.
😅A little less gallbladder talk and a little more about how to avoid them would be refreshing!
😅Zac could benefit from a cooking buddy—someone to make sure the cheesecake isn’t still moo-ing.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring 'Big Nick Energy' while simultaneously battling gallbladder demons could be a plot twist in any sitcom!
✨His existential rants after a few social outings put 'adulting' in a new light: 'Aging SUX!'.
✨When he threw out the raw cheesecake, it was a moment that would haunt any baker's dreams!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Zac has the potential to be the guru of Bluesky, sharing wisdom on tech while effortlessly navigating personal anecdotes that resonate with readers.

Unique Advantages

💎An eye for technical detail that rivals an NSA analyst.
💎An innate ability to turn personal struggles into relatable narratives.
💎A knack for humor that can diffuse the heaviest conversations.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more tech tips alongside health updates; we could use the flavor balance!
🚀A little focus on video game insights could attract the geek crowd while keeping things lively.
🚀Engage more with followers; your observations are gold nuggets waiting for a mining expedition!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Zac will become the Bluesky sage, known for weaving tech advice with everyday life lessons, like a modern-day Confucius with a penchant for cheesecake.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane experiences into epic narratives, complete with cliffhangers and unexpected punchlines.

Future Community Role

Zac might just become the go-to guy for anyone needing honesty sprinkled with humor—this community’s much-needed truth-teller.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Curmudgeonly Code Ninja

Special Abilities

⚔️Technical Ranting
⚔️Culinary Catastrophe Reporting
⚔️Existential Questioning

Weaknesses

💀Raw Cheesecake Disaster
💀Overthinking Health Issues
💀Battling Cookie Consent Requirements

Quest Line

To conquer the vast realms of tech, wellness, and gastronomy while avoiding the pitfalls of burnt desserts.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cookie monster is a front for big tech's invasion into our privacy.

Evidence Board

Cookie requirements on entry pages are just the beginning... next, they'll require fingerprint scans to access memes!

Secret Society

The Order of the Cookie-Free Browsers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryCatastrophes

Twitter Main Character

The one who got banned for complaining about cookie consent.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Vice President of Astute Observations and Cookie-Free Policies.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise avatar guiding users through a bakery of virtual desserts—none raw, all delightful.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page featuring animated .gifs of cheesecakes and a guestbook filled with health tips.

MySpace Era

Profile music featuring 'I Will Survive' as I dramatically blog about every failed recipe.

Web3 Destiny

Holding virtual cooking classes on the blockchain—if only to prevent accidental gallbladder attacks.

Future Post

Just woke up from a vivid dream about a cheesecake competition... turns out I still can't bake.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Zac's greatest strength lies in his ability to authentically connect his personal experiences with broader life themes, creating a genuine space for conversation.

Charming Quirk

His knack for humor amidst serious topics keeps his followers both engaged and entertained, like a favorite uncle who tells the best stories at family gatherings.

Final Encouragement

"Keep mixing it up, Zac! Whether it’s tech or tribulations, your voice brings a unique flavor. Just remember—cooking and coding may require patience, but your blend of wit and wisdom is what we all enjoy!"

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I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.