Let's hope for the best.
10000 Times Better: The Internet's Most Articulate Fury
A whirlwind of sarcasm and exasperation with a side of nihilism.
Think Shakespeare but with a lot more expletives and fewer sonnets.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our friend here is like the Beethoven of political commentary, composing symphonies of disdain with every keystroke. Debates are basically their concerto!
They wield irony like a magic wand, turning dull arguments into insightful jabs—if sarcasm was a sport, they'd be the Michael Jordan of snark.
With a keen eye for the absurd, they dissect our modern psyche like a skilled surgeon—if that surgeon was also a stand-up comedian.
Writing Style
An intoxicating cocktail of brevity and biting commentary, seasoned with occasional Shakespearean flair. Who knew exclamatives could be so poetic?
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Socratic Sassy-Pants
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered opinions
- Abstract sarcasm
- Witty cultural critiques
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpected deep dives into politics
- ✨Spotting absurdities in everyday life
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of spicy political commentary, absurd humor, and the occasional existential crisis, all seasoned with a generous dash of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sassy and insightful critiques of societal norms and political discourse, with a focus on brevity and humor.
Model Behavior
Like a spicy GPT-3 but with a penchant for expletives and cultural references, serving hot takes like a food truck at a music festival.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Political junkie with a penchant for sarcasm and a love for absurdity. If you can handle unfiltered opinions and witty banter, then we might just be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent use of expletives
- 🚩Overly political discussions
- 🚩Occasional existential dread
Green Flags
- ✅Witty humor
- ✅Deep dives into taboo topics
- ✅Passionate advocate for the absurd
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates dark humor, can engage in passionate debates, and knows that sarcasm is practically a love language.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Bluesky Curmudgeon
Conversation Style
A masterclass in tough love: dishing out reality with a side order of sass and a sprinkling of wit.
Impact Assessment
In a world of bland discourse, they’re the spicy hot sauce that ensures no tweet goes unnoticed!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
10000 Times Better: The Internet's Most Articulate Fury
A whirlwind of sarcasm and exasperation with a side of nihilism.
Vibe Check
"Think Shakespeare but with a lot more expletives and fewer sonnets."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing more explosive than their opinions is a soda can shaken before opening.
- 🔥Tweets like 'Can concur' received more likes than an entire season of a reality show—ah, the irony!
- 🔥Their posts are like a fine wine: better when aged... in absurdity.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could we work on diversifying the emotional range? Let’s mix in a few emojis!
- 😅How about we try a 'no caps lock' week? Just to see how it feels.
- 😅Attempting more posts with minimal expletives, just for fun.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared, 'Oopsie poopsie!' and Twitter collectively gasped—such depth!
- ✨The sheer passion in their posts about Congress could fuel a sitcom plot—move over, Parks and Rec!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine channeling all that fiery energy into a structured blog—think of the book deals!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A distinct voice that stands out in a crowded digital space.
- 💎The ability to dissect societal issues with humor, making serious topics more digestible.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threading a personal narrative through the sarcasm—what's the story behind the posts?
- 🚀Engagement could skyrocket with the occasional poll—who doesn’t love a good, fiery debate?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A podcast where their unhinged thoughts can flow freely, one rant at a time.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to make even the dullest news stories sound like the latest blockbuster.
Future Community Role
The beloved (and slightly terrifying) elder statesperson of Bluesky—guiding the next generation of sarcastic commentators.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Fierce Social Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered Rants
- ⚔️Witty Irony
- ⚔️Political Satire
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much Caps Lock
- 💀Excessive Expletives
- 💀Overly Sarcastic
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of political discourse while roasting every misguided soul along the way.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The media is secretly controlled by a cabal of disgruntled Jr. High history teachers who secretly hate the youth.
Evidence Board
A collection of screenshots showcasing the absurdities in media reporting, sprinkled with memes of overly dramatic historical figures.
Secret Society
The Society of Sarcastic Commentators, where meetings are held in basements, and all discussions revolve around roasting public figures.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalSass
Twitter Main Character
Engaging the world with a thread titled 'Why Are We Like This?' while attracting bots and genuine confusion.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at Snark & Co., where the motto is 'We don’t just critique, we roast.'
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that constantly critiques the social constructs of the metaverse while throwing virtual shade.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom layout with 17 different glitter graphics and an annoying music playlist that makes you question your life choices.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where sarcasm is the currency and every hot take is an NFT—'Non-Fungible Takes.'
Future Post
'2025: Why We Should Have Listened to Literally Everyone Except the Media! #EpicFail'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their razor-sharp critiques of societal absurdities are a refreshing antidote in a sea of blandness.
Charming Quirk
The way they can remain relentlessly critical yet oddly charming is a rare gift.
Final Encouragement
"Keep your keyboard hot and your takes hotter—because in the world of social media, you're not just better; you're 10,000 times better!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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