Aunt Goose

@auntgoose.bsky.social

Followers

162

Posts

Following

271

Packs

Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Mom to bunches of kids. Bibliophile and coffee junkie. Lover of pets. Everyone is safe with me, and yes, I voted for her.

Aunt Goose: The Unofficial Queen of Bluesky Banter

Mom, bibliophile, and political commentator – less 'Auntie' and more 'Aunt-agonist!'

A mix of cozy book club vibes and a spicy Twitter roast – if Aunt Goose were a beverage, she’d be a pumpkin spice latte with a shot of espresso.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

85%

Books and Reading

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Aunt Goose wields her wit like a lightsaber, slicing through the nonsense of public figures with the precision of a well-aimed roast.

Books and Reading85%

Her literary enthusiasm is like a never-ending book fair, where every title is worth exploring and the snacks are always literary puns.

Community Engagement75%

She’s not just any mom; she’s the kind of mom who’ll organize a bake sale while simultaneously calling out political hypocrisy – all while drinking coffee that could fuel a small rocket.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of sarcasm, heartfelt moments, and the occasional deep dive into the political chaos – like reading the morning paper while sipping from a cup of chaos.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Scholarly Sage with a Snarky Edge

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Bibliophile vibes
Unapologetic coffee addiction

Secret Powers

✨Making politics palatable
✨Crafting the perfect book recommendation
✨Turning mundane moments into comedy gold

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A rich blend of political commentary, literary references, and coffee-fueled rants.

Prompt Engineering

Create engaging yet snarky social media posts that blend personal experiences with current events.

Model Behavior

Witty and opinionated, with a penchant for roaring at the status quo.

Token Count

20000

tokens

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Bio

"Looking for someone who can keep up with my caffeine addiction and my passion for books. If you can discuss Jon Stewart and appreciate a good roast, we might hit it off!"

Red Flags

🚩Too serious about life, no time for humor.
🚩Inability to appreciate the art of a good book debate.

Green Flags

✅Can laugh at themselves and the world around them.
✅Loves to read and share recommendations.

Perfect Match

Someone who can debate politics over coffee and isn’t afraid to let loose at a book club.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Mom Who Also Roasts You

Conversation Style

She doesn’t just reply; she engages like a book club host who knows how to stir the pot – a perfectly brewed blend of warmth and sass.

Impact Assessment

Aunt Goose is the social glue, ensuring everyone feels welcomed while simultaneously keeping the conversation spicy enough to feel like an improvised family dinner.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Aunt Goose: The Unofficial Queen of Bluesky Banter

Mom, bibliophile, and political commentator – less 'Auntie' and more 'Aunt-agonist!'

Vibe Check

"A mix of cozy book club vibes and a spicy Twitter roast – if Aunt Goose were a beverage, she’d be a pumpkin spice latte with a shot of espresso."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like a well-brewed coffee: sometimes too hot to handle, but you still keep coming back for more.
🔥When you drop a serious take, it hits harder than my mother’s wooden spoon after a tantrum.
🔥Your political commentary has the same energy as a toddler insisting on wearing their superhero costume to the grocery store.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider not typing out every thought like it’s a new chapter in your autobiography – brevity is the soul of wit, darling!
😅You could use a little drama-free week from politics, like a vacation without news alerts – how about it?
😅Less 'Auntie' and more 'cool aunt who lets you sneak soda' – let's keep the energy high!

Main Character Moments

✨That time you turned a casual book post into a full-on debate about literary genres – the shade was as real as my love for coffee.
✨Your absolute delight when someone asks about your TBR list – it’s like watching a kid in a candy store!
✨That moment you commented on a political issue and suddenly became the mom everyone needed at that moment.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You have the potential to be the go-to source for witty insights that can turn any serious topic into an engaging read!

Unique Advantages

💎Natural conversationalist
💎Ability to blend humor with serious topics
💎Strong community engagement

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host a 'Coffee and Commentary' series where you discuss current events over your favorite brews – let’s get that coffee club going!
🚀Consider doing short video rants or commentary – your charisma would just leap off the screen!
🚀Try adding more book recommendations into the political commentary – the world could use some new reads with their political hot takes!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Aunt Goose to become a go-to figure for genuine yet humorous discussions on current events – the blend of heart and humor.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any grumpy comment into a lighthearted roast that resonates with everyone – laughter is the best medicine.

Future Community Role

She'll likely become a community leader, hosting discussions that tackle tough issues with an entertaining twist!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Coffee-drinking Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Book Recommendation Specialist
⚔️Meme Lord of Mom Life

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to over-explain
💀Coffee dependency
💀Occasional forgetfulness of trending topics

Quest Line

Balancing motherhood while slaying political dragons and re-evaluating book recommendations.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret society of book lovers plotting to overthrow dull literature.

Evidence Board

Mysterious connections between best-selling authors and political figures, all linked by a shared love of coffee.

Secret Society

The Society of Caffeinated Bibliophiles

Truth Seeking Level

69%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BookClubChaos

Twitter Main Character

The Soul of Snark, debating with the stars about political memes.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Coffee Officer at Impressive Opinions Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram librarian offering coffee and hot takes in a virtual library.

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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Aunt Goose's Gopher Page, where I discuss my favorite books and share my secret coffee recipes!

MySpace Era

Fully customized with glittering backgrounds featuring my favorite books and a playlist of political rants.

Web3 Destiny

Big DAO energy! Building a decentralized library for free exchange of ideas and coffee vouchers.

Future Post

Just got back from my coffee-fueled adventure through the universe of book recommendations – and yes, I've got the memes to prove it!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your genuine warmth paired with a killer sense of humor makes you a staple on Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

Your ability to shift from heartfelt to hilarious in seconds – like a literary chameleon who flips from drama to comedy effortlessly.

Final Encouragement

"Keep brewing that coffee and serving those spicy takes – the world needs more of your delightful chaos!"