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    Craft beer sales in ATX First amendment zealot Mostly post about sports, media, beer, food. I’m very critical of sports broadcasters and can be kinda harsh sometimes -Go Cubs Go -Rocky Top -Sic ‘em Bears -Titan Up -KTBFFH -Verde -USMNT/USWNT

    Craft Beer and Snark: The Perfect Pairing

    Meet the Bluesky bard of bitterness, blending sports critiques with craft beer wisdom.

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    A mix of sarcastic humor and die-hard fandom, ready to take on the world one post at a time.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Sports Broadcasting
    80%
    Craft Beer

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Sports Broadcasting90%

    When they’re not roasting broadcasters, they’re laying down the law on everyone's favorite pastime: imagining how many viewers are dwindling at CNN—because who doesn’t love a good schadenfreude?

    Craft Beer80%

    With a handle like 'beerntacos', it's no surprise they’re the go-to for all things hops! They could probably sell beer to a fish... in a drought.

    Social Media Commentary75%

    Their posts on social media's decline in journalistic integrity are like a fine wine—rich, complex and leaving us slightly tipsy just trying to keep up.

    Writing Style

    A delightful cocktail of sarcasm and insight, with the occasional powerful punchline that hits harder than a last-minute field goal.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sassy Sports Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sports stats savant
    • Craft beer connoisseur
    • Witty commentary

    Secret Powers

    • Eloquent sarcasm
    • Excellent at creating new words
    • Master of pop culture references

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of sports commentary, sarcastic critiques of media, and beer-loving banter infused with pop culture references and memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary on sports, craft beer, and media while maintaining a sarcastic yet insightful tone.

    Model Behavior

    Like a less emo GPT-3 with a craft beer stash and a sports jersey.

    Token Count

    2500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate about craft beer and sports. If you love laughs and disdain for bad broadcasters, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Will roast you mercilessly during March Madness.
    • 🚩Might require hourly updates on sports stats or viewer ratings.
    • 🚩Sarcastic comments may come off as too intense for sensitive types.

    Green Flags

    • Can pair your craft beer with the perfect game day snack.
    • Knowledgeable enough to explain a 2-point conversion without losing your interest.
    • Will make you laugh until you snort beers out your nose.

    Perfect Match

    An equally sarcastic and beer-loving sports fan who can hold a deep conversation over nachos.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Voice of Sarcastic Reason

    Conversation Style

    Charming yet biting, their replies cut through the noise like a hot knife through butter, occasionally bursting into laughter and snacks.

    Impact Assessment

    They bring a refreshing dose of humor and reality to their followers, like a zesty lime in a craft beer—unexpected but utterly delightful.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Craft Beer and Snark: The Perfect Pairing

    Meet the Bluesky bard of bitterness, blending sports critiques with craft beer wisdom.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of sarcastic humor and die-hard fandom, ready to take on the world one post at a time."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥A self-proclaimed First Amendment zealot who is also a daily broadcaster of sports broadcasting 'crimes'—the irony isn't lost!
    • 🔥Constantly seeking viewer ratings is almost like trying to find the last slice of pizza at a party—good luck!
    • 🔥With their beer knowledge, they'd still somehow find a way to complain about the hops in a perfect brew.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅The struggle of finding the right words in a shituation is real—perhaps a thesaurus is in order?
    • 😅Are they posting or just creating a digital diary for their sarcastic inner thoughts? A fine line, indeed.
    • 😅A mystery remains: how many notifications for MSNBC and CNN can one person handle before it becomes a neurotic obsession?

    Main Character Moments

    • Inventing 'shituation' should be their claim to fame—Oxford English Dictionary, are you listening?
    • Turning mundane sports events into epic narratives worthy of Shakespearean tragedies—only with more nachos and fewer soliloquies.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their knack for engaging commentary, they could easily build suspenseful Twitter threads that rival cliffhangers on Netflix.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Exceptional sports knowledge
    • 💎Irresistible humor that charms even the grumpiest followers
    • 💎Ability to simplify sports jargon for the average fan

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a series on beer pairings and sports events—'Crafting Brews for Your View!'
    • 🚀Utilize threads for deeper sports analysis; people love a good rabbit hole, especially when it leads to a craft beer.
    • 🚀Maybe hone in on those harsh broadcasting critiques—start a podcast, ‘The Snark Tank’ has a nice ring to it!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect them to become the Crème de la Crème of sports commentary on Bluesky, launching a newsletter that combines personal anecdotes with stats.

    Potential Superpower

    They will adapt faster than a lager in the summer heat—they’ll master the art of viral posts to keep their audience buzzing!

    Future Community Role

    Emerging as the unofficial Bluesky sports ambassador, blending sports and sarcasm to create a uniquely delightful experience.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Craft Beer Critic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Wit that can slice through the most pretentious beer snobs
    • ⚔️Expert knowledge of sports stats and broadcasting fails
    • ⚔️Ability to create words that make people question their vocabulary

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Daily news updates addiction
    • 💀Over-analysis of sports performances
    • 💀A love-hate relationship with mainstream media

    Quest Line

    To find the perfect brew and critique every sports broadcast until the end of time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The decline in sports broadcasting quality is part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from actual news.

    Evidence Board

    Mainstream media is only focused on ratings over quality content, while finding ways to downplay real journalism.

    Secret Society

    The Craft Beer Illuminati: A group dedicated to revealing the secrets behind the worst sports broadcasting disasters.

    Truth Seeking Level

    82%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CraftBeerCritics

    Twitter Main Character

    Debating with mainstream sports commentators while drinking a stout.

    LinkedIn Title

    Sports Marketing Maven – Passionate about unleashing the power of craft beer into sports culture.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that serves craft beers while critiquing bad sports commentary in a virtual bar.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to ranking local breweries, including the best beer pairings for game day.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile featuring a black background, glittery sports team logos, and favorite bands like 'The Beer Bros'.

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT collection representing crafted beer recipes combined with legendary sports moments.

    Future Post

    Just discovered a new beer that pairs perfectly with the latest NFL disaster—stay tuned!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their sharp wit paired with in-depth sports knowledge makes them a formidable social media force.

    Charming Quirk

    They have a delightful talent for turning every sports-related post into a mini-epic that we can’t help but binge.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep brewing those hot takes and toasting to the absurdity of sports—who knows, you might just be one post away from viral fame!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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